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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
galvanic chocolate orchestra pit
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
grizzly azn
  01/14/25
MAGA!
Soul-stirring indirect expression
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Pale spot
  06/10/25
lmao "newsweek" we used to get it in the mail i...
Ocher sneaky criminal
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Trip hyperactive locale
  01/14/25
Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Sooty old irish cottage
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Soggy pit athletic conference
  01/14/25
Jfc
Charcoal school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  01/14/25
That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
Violet rebellious hall kitty
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
violent set
  01/14/25
"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
Soggy pit athletic conference
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie
  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
Cowardly stock car sound barrier
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
Cowardly stock car sound barrier
  01/14/25
instead *crickets*
Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie
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Talented embarrassed to the bone incel depressive
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women everywhere super jealous of her
at-the-ready big nowag space
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this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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Drab kink-friendly gas station haunted graveyard
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jfc
Red filthpig temple
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
Doobsian cruise ship
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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shaky messiness weed whacker
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Pale spot
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
misanthropic cobalt electric furnace
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
Idiotic Thirsty Friendly Grandma
  01/14/25
I have real questions about the mechanics of this
cracking fantasy-prone theater turdskin
  01/14/25
She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
appetizing circlehead
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Arousing roommate rehab
  01/14/25
It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
appetizing circlehead
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Arousing roommate rehab
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titillating windowlicker
  01/14/25
Had the same thought.
curious zombie-like ticket booth partner
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
irradiated point keepsake machete
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Drab kink-friendly gas station haunted graveyard
  01/14/25
superior anglo culture
startled yellow business firm mother
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curious zombie-like ticket booth partner
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
startled yellow business firm mother
  01/14/25
, chirped "Peanut Balls"
orchid national
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nice
Insanely Creepy House
  01/14/25
how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
startled yellow business firm mother
  01/14/25
nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
Insanely Creepy House
  01/14/25
those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
startled yellow business firm mother
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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startled yellow business firm mother
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(crazy person)
titillating windowlicker
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*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard ...
startled yellow business firm mother
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&am...
startled yellow business firm mother
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if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tikto...
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A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO http://www.autoadmit.com/...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
Soul-stirring indirect expression
  01/15/25
do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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  01/16/25
Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistic...
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  10/17/25
lol
Red filthpig temple
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You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...
Soul-stirring indirect expression
  06/08/26
"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich sla...
Pale spot
  07/09/26
Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?
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Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a w...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: galvanic chocolate orchestra pit

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: grizzly azn

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Pale spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Ocher sneaky criminal

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Trip hyperactive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Sooty old irish cottage

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Soggy pit athletic conference

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Charcoal school cafeteria scourge upon the earth

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Violet rebellious hall kitty

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: violent set

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Soggy pit athletic conference

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Cowardly stock car sound barrier

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Cowardly stock car sound barrier

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Talented embarrassed to the bone incel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready big nowag space

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: bistre fighting tanning salon organic girlfriend

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Trip hyperactive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: shaky messiness weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Sooty old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Drab kink-friendly gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Red filthpig temple

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Doobsian cruise ship

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Boyish Iridescent Brethren Selfie

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: shaky messiness weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Pale spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: misanthropic cobalt electric furnace

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Idiotic Thirsty Friendly Grandma

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cracking fantasy-prone theater turdskin

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: appetizing circlehead

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing roommate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing circlehead

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Arousing roommate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: titillating windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: curious zombie-like ticket booth partner

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: irradiated point keepsake machete

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Drab kink-friendly gas station haunted graveyard

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: curious zombie-like ticket booth partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: orchid national

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: titillating windowlicker

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: startled yellow business firm mother



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: lavender site feces

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Heady dilemma new version

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Red filthpig temple

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Pale spot

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: scarlet mentally impaired station

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Racy carnelian rigor

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Irate aromatic internal respiration

Damn, what a slut!

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