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fuckin LMAO at low-IQ felon benzo trying to teach himself Python
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:39 PM Author: odious whorehouse he'll never even get a reply to one of his programming job applications since they'll run a background check (aka "Google Search") and quickly learn all they need to know about "Christopher J. Gravens."
so - unfortunately, because just picturing this is epic lulz - he won't even get the chance to hilariously fail the practical coding portion of the interview with his Khan Academy D-minus student .PY SKILLZ.
(though even if he didn't have a NOJERB-guaranteeing felony rap sheet hanging around his neck for life, he STILL wouldn't reach the practical portion of the interview... because let's say they wanted to do the first HR screen, once they saw his hideous craterface on Zoom they'd slam the computer shut, screaming!) |
Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM Author: Mint Office Is this what that retard is trying after failing horribly at “trading?” Lol what a WHITE TRASH RETARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670466) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:44 PM Author: odious whorehouse it sounds too hilarious to be true, but it's true brother. it's all true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670500) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM Author: Mint Office Can’t stop lol’ing at the idea of that WHITE TRASH RETARD thinking he could succeed. LOL. He’ll always be an ugly, poor, forever alone WHITE TRASH RETARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670512) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM Author: khaki cracking box office hunting ground idk in that thread it seemed like because he got bored of options trading since it was such easy money--said he wanted to "build" something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670531) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:49 PM Author: Mint Office He went broke in like 5 minutes, to the surprise of no one. He’s a retard that literally had to ask xo what an option was. No surprise he failed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670545) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM Author: soul-stirring people who are hurt brunch Shut up Jared Baumeister. Do I have to email Mitch again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670865) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:37 PM Author: Mint Office LOL you white trash faggot! You fail at everything and will always be a poor, lonely loser! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670868) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:38 PM Author: soul-stirring people who are hurt brunch That’s it, Jared. Mitch and Lynn are going to get screenshots of all your deranged posts outing me and my dad tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670884) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:39 PM Author: Mint Office lol no one cares you stupid white trash faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670892) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM Author: soul-stirring people who are hurt brunch Jared, you need to behave, and stop calling my uncle a pedophile, I’m going to sue you if you don’t stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670899) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM Author: Mint Office Uncle Dave who spaceporn’d benzo’s SHITPIPE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670901) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM Author: soul-stirring people who are hurt brunch Keep going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670907) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM Author: concupiscible effete institution pisswyrm Has Uncle Dave been tickling your peepee again Chris?
Is he at least wearing a mask when he does it? LMAO |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM Author: Mint Office He puts a bag over benzo’s MONSTERFACE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670913) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM Author: concupiscible effete institution pisswyrm LOLLLLLLLLLLL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670916) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:43 PM Author: Mint Office Soooo CR BROTHER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670926) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:41 AM Author: stirring hateful parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46497388) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://flytr.com/
whoever made this dumb shit exposed emails on the frontend lol |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma leaders["all"] = [{"created_at":"2012-07-31T15:22:14-04:00","email":"jsbaumeister@gmail.com","facebook_image":"https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://graph.facebook.com/12400649/picture?type=large","favorite_airline_id":610,"first_name":"Jared","home_airport_id":4406,"home_distance":25183.7194557922,"id":4,"last_name":"Baumeister","lat":4.65717568655224,"lng":-74.0555899342578,"photo_content_type":null,"photo_file_name":null,"photo_file_size":null,"photo_updated_at":null,"total_distance":200728.578417261,"updated_at":"2012-12-12T16:21:30-05:00","week_distance":2135.97571345858,"last_flight":
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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:46 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44294675) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM Author: Ruddy headpube yarmulke why does everyone have to be so mean on here jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670520) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM Author: khaki cracking box office hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670535) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:48 PM Author: chrome shitlib Kindness ftw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670538) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:08 PM Author: Demanding Insane Home Police Squad kindness club set for ages but long live whok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46499955) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM Author: Appetizing Flirting Goal In Life Area good question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670862) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:46 PM Author: Twinkling adulterous tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670946) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Curious mahogany patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673560) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: Mint Office Broke, hideouly ugly and temrinally low IQ total loser benzo deserves everything he gets on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673574) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Ruddy headpube yarmulke Is this RSF? You could've been born into his circumstances. It's honestly shocking that you are as privileged as you are and yet choose to spend as much time on here making fun of this guy as you do. What a sad joke that your situation is wasted on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673646) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:56 PM Author: Mint Office Not rsf but many xo posters were born dirt poor. They weren’t 65 IQ white trash with criminal predilections though. They went to school and improved their lot. Benzo is a scummy criminal always looking to fuck someone over (see him trying to ruin TSINAH’s political campaign by spamming lies to the press) or commit a crime. He is gutter trash and the world will be a better place when he’s in a pauper plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673658) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM Author: Ruddy headpube yarmulke If you're not RSF then disregard what I said. I am not saying that Benzo doesn't deserve what's coming to him on here, but it coming from RSF is too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673685) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma that maf benzo hater pumo is RSF, it's about as certain as his brother being dead or him being fat the one with an RSF moniker is probably an imposter |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:05 PM Author: Ruddy headpube yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41677568) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: harsh fat ankles house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673667) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM Author: brass public bath CQ kitten of luis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673704) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:59 PM Author: gay doctorate range Python and Node.js are the perfect languages for low IQ programmers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670586) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:29 PM Author: concupiscible effete institution pisswyrm Holy shit lolllllllllllllll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670804) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM Author: Appetizing Flirting Goal In Life Area and he is apparently in his mid-60s...trying to break in as junior programmer at that age? wtf? is this some sort of complex xo joke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Mint Office benzo’s IQ is in the mid-60s he is in his 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41670867) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM Author: brass public bath thats his dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673701) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:33 PM Author: Galvanic dead set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41677797) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 7:48 AM Author: transparent splenetic hell candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41672320) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Exhilarant pearly puppy guyth thtop fighting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673585) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:59 PM Author: tripping forum wow, this guy is multi-talented. options trader by day and programmer by night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673679) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM Author: Mint Office Hilarious imagining that white trash retard getting arrested for siphoning gas from a u-haul AND trying to steal a Subway cookie display. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41673684) |
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Date: January 4th, 2021 10:52 PM Author: Galvanic dead set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#41677473) |
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Date: June 7th, 2021 7:53 AM Author: odious whorehouse benzo how’s the python training going? Any jerb offers yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#42586039) |
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Date: June 10th, 2021 9:19 AM Author: fragrant idea he suggested dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#42603672) |
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Date: June 26th, 2021 3:15 AM Author: fragrant idea he suggested dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#42688722) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: odious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005277) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:15 AM Author: Mint Office LOL at this delusional retard ever thinking he could do anything. He couldn't even graduate from HS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005398) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:18 AM Author: nighttime french parlor actually i was bookmarking stuff to get back to later to try to figure out how to automate something then just asked someone who already knows how to to do it. it wasn't 13 years of degree collecting to learn how to write an ignored blog: https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister https://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/Jared-S--Baumeister/page-2.html |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:35 AM Author: Mint Office LOL benzo retard. Can’t code, can’t trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005422) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM Author: nighttime french parlor i don't code but it doesn't mean i can't (like you w/ writing lmao) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005427) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:45 AM Author: Mint Office You can’t do anything you’re a totally worthless retard lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005432) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:36 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma stow it seinfeld (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005423) |
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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM Author: nighttime french parlor 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43005429) |
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Date: August 27th, 2021 3:12 AM Author: Mint Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#43016962) |
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Date: March 24th, 2022 3:19 AM Author: odious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44207604) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:43 AM Author: odious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44294669) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:22 AM Author: mind-boggling coffee pot i applaud him for trying to better himself rather than going out and stealing gasoline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44294756) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:32 AM Author: insecure swollen library weed whacker He should become a barber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44294796) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:45 AM Author: mind-boggling coffee pot that would be a waste of his intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44294840) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM Author: rough-skinned cerebral french chef What inteligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295218) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma was it intelligence that led to your email being in this xo thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295222) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:00 AM Author: rough-skinned cerebral french chef You mean frnchp@gmail.com, benzo aka Christopher J Gravens' email? Is it ITT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295253) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:02 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma nah the jsbaumeister@gmail email that your retarded $0-generating app exposed for frontend users because you don't know what servers and databases are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295262) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: rough-skinned cerebral french chef Not my email but Christopher J Gravens sure is white trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295263) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:04 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma i'm sure you don't mind it becoming my author name then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295270) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:05 AM Author: rough-skinned cerebral french chef Seems like that would violate the law of the land, but go for it. If you get banned that's on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295273) |
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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:07 AM Author: high-end fortuitous meteor dilemma your Engineering Awareness is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#44295282) |
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Date: June 16th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: Silver Aromatic Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46437048) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:16 PM Author: motley foreskin station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46496393) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:20 PM Author: Frisky church elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46496400) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: nighttime french parlor in retrospect a passing glance at something i decided not to do (found the data i needed on optionslam.com) seems a lot less hilarious in light of your failure to find a job doing it (or anything else per your hilarious cc statements) despite getting a half masters trying to learn how to do it (to the tune of 6 figures you'll never be positioned to repay🤣) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46496448) |
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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:46 PM Author: Swashbuckling bright hospital "something i decided not to do"
You're just not smart enough to code. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:43 AM Author: nighttime french parlor even if true i'm smart enough not to borrow $300,000 to figure that out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46497390) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:49 AM Author: stirring hateful parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46497398) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:51 AM Author: stirring hateful parlour I'm not OP, but this thread is completely hilarious. I'm also making $300k/year coding, which is more than I've ever made in my life doing law and more than you'll ever make in your life cumulatively.
I also don't have "a half masters" -- I have a full master's degree and two engineering degrees. I've been coding since the late '90s and I've been coding in python since 2009. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:31 AM Author: Passionate stage To be fair,
Did you also "decide not to" make millions day trading, or naw that's still gonna happen soon (just wait two more weeks) it just hasn't happened yet, despite years of you poasting about it, for reasons? |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:07 PM Author: stirring hateful parlour Obviously it doesn't make sense for him to grind out a meager 150% (compounded daily) return starting with $100 or whatever. He's going to wait until he gets his $ettlement so that he can more efficiently use his time. Obviously! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46498598) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Passionate stage To be fair,
Duh!
I, too, would choose not to use my abilities (if I was Benzo and I had his incredible financial acumen and trading talents) to turn an initial $100 seed investment into ~$20 million dollars in under a month. That sort of return just isn't worth my time and effort if I have to start out with a mere $100. I too would indefinitely wait for the big six figure settlement which will surely come in any day now. |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:06 PM Author: stirring hateful parlour I guess we'll never understand because everyone but benzo is retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46499947) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:09 PM Author: Demanding Insane Home Police Squad At least he isn't a fat failing retard of an attorney. Looking right at you tsinah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46499961) |
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:30 PM Author: stirring hateful parlour I make $300k/year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46500040) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM Author: sadistic sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46500308) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 8:47 PM Author: Seedy Abode Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46563453) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:06 AM Author: Passionate stage To be fair,
CR, Benzo is literally too stupid and lazy to even graduate from college, let alone get into and graduate from a law school and then pass a bar examination. Well that and the fact that Benzo's lengthy criminal record which includes multiple recent felon convictions for crimes of moral turpitude (some also involving acts of violence committed against the disabled and the elderly) would almost certainly independently doom him in the "Character & Fitness" portion of that process, as well. Plus as far as I'm aware, Benzo has never been able to get hired at any job in the first place (forget "failing" at one, he never even got far enough along in the process to find himself in a position to "fail").
So I agree, we really shouldn't be comparing Benzo and TSINAH (who has a college degree and a JD and passed C&F and also passed a bar exam and who has held down several jobs for extended periods of time in his life) under any circumstances. It's objectively night and day even if you want to shit on TSINAH. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:27 AM Author: stirring hateful parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46500329) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 8:43 PM Author: odious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#46563433) |
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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:56 AM Author: Galvanic dead set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#47021315) |
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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:10 AM Author: charcoal bat-shit-crazy menage benzo is an absolutely amazing poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#47021331) |
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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:15 AM Author: stirring hateful parlour this thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#47021333) |
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Date: September 5th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: PriapismHaver666 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2/#50117690) |