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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Chestnut vigorous fat ankles
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Vibrant Boltzmann
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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Big azure trump supporter
  05/22/26
His moniker?
violent pungent garrison
  05/22/26
Colt
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passionate arrogant set
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Umber resort alpha
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Disco Fries
Curious cerise lay party of the first part
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Hideous impertinent market regret
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
passionate arrogant set
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Mint Supple Piazza
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
passionate arrogant set
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Big azure trump supporter
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
passionate arrogant set
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Cordovan really tough guy
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Excitant Sandwich Stead
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
exhilarant trailer park
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
soul-stirring wine range cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Curious cerise lay party of the first part
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Cream Razzmatazz Shrine Dingle Berry
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
soul-stirring wine range cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Hideous impertinent market regret
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Vibrant Boltzmann
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Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
snowy mood
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Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Ungodly cowardly temple
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Big azure trump supporter
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mods
nighttime maize juggernaut
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
slippery nibblets library
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
slippery nibblets library
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Razzle Becky
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Stimulating new version
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Irradiated Jet Menage
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
  05/22/26
lol
Vibrant Boltzmann
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
snowy mood
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
boyish senate
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
boyish senate
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Link?
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
boyish senate
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
chrome diverse reading party multi-billionaire
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Rambunctious gaping
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They have a pretty sick IG
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
boyish senate
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Carmine Area
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Killself seems appropriate
vivacious potus home
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Aqua self-centered keepsake machete depressive
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena
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AI
Curious cerise lay party of the first part
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Big azure trump supporter
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Trip parlour stock car
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Chestnut vigorous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Big azure trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: violent pungent garrison

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: passionate arrogant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: brass 180 prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Umber resort alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Curious cerise lay party of the first part

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Hideous impertinent market regret

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: passionate arrogant set

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Mint Supple Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: passionate arrogant set

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Big azure trump supporter

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: passionate arrogant set

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Cordovan really tough guy

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant Sandwich Stead

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine range cuckoldry

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Curious cerise lay party of the first part

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Cream Razzmatazz Shrine Dingle Berry

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine range cuckoldry

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Hideous impertinent market regret

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: snowy mood

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Ungodly cowardly temple

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Big azure trump supporter

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: nighttime maize juggernaut

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Stimulating new version

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: slippery nibblets library

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Stimulating new version

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: slippery nibblets library

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Razzle Becky

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Stimulating new version

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Jet Menage

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: snowy mood

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: boyish senate

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: boyish senate

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: boyish senate

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: chrome diverse reading party multi-billionaire

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious gaping

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: boyish senate

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Carmine Area

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: vivacious potus home

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Aqua self-centered keepsake machete depressive

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly spot striped hyena

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Curious cerise lay party of the first part

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Big azure trump supporter

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Trip parlour stock car

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062678)