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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
orange high-end base
  01/05/14
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Appetizing box office
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
azure bespoke round eye
  06/25/12
...
Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction
  06/25/12
Jesus
thriller ungodly mad cow disease
  06/25/12
literally rofling
180 Theatre Indirect Expression
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
provocative school cafeteria
  08/02/12
crying
peach main people step-uncle's house
  08/29/12
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lemon boiling water
  02/22/13
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Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary
  08/21/13
lost my shit
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/19/14
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Adventurous Queen Of The Night
  06/27/14
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dun crotch pervert
  06/27/14
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self-absorbed galvanic casino
  09/14/17
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Talented Turdskin
  07/20/18
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Talented Turdskin
  02/09/19
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aphrodisiac roommate degenerate
  07/11/19
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Lilac histrionic potus psychic
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Razzle Magenta Address Reading Party
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
cop
Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction
  06/25/12
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azure bespoke round eye
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
mentally impaired mustard kitty cat garrison
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Salmon big-titted pozpig
  08/02/12
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honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Submissive scourge upon the earth
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Curious Cyan Love Of Her Life Piazza
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction
  06/25/12
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dashing dingle berry
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Salmon big-titted pozpig
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
sooty arrogant national
  08/21/13
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Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
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Maroon Range Shitlib
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Passionate Hairy Legs Ticket Booth
  06/25/12
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honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Mauve dilemma macaca
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Cracking seedy state internal respiration
  06/25/12
...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  06/26/12
...
honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Bearded Temple Windowlicker
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
rough-skinned beady-eyed principal's office trump supporter
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
onyx supple resort
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
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Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
provocative school cafeteria
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Salmon big-titted pozpig
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Salmon big-titted pozpig
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Pearly Depressive Location
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Salmon big-titted pozpig
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
onyx supple resort
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Salmon big-titted pozpig
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Pearly Depressive Location
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Pearly Depressive Location
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary
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Salmon big-titted pozpig
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honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
sooty arrogant national
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Adventurous Queen Of The Night
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
sooty arrogant national
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
awkward native quadroon
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180
honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Internet-worthy nursing home
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Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Bearded Temple Windowlicker
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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where did he go
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: orange high-end base

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Appetizing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: azure bespoke round eye

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: thriller ungodly mad cow disease

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: 180 Theatre Indirect Expression

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: peach main people step-uncle's house

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: lemon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: dun crotch pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed galvanic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac roommate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic potus psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle Magenta Address Reading Party

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: azure bespoke round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: mentally impaired mustard kitty cat garrison

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Submissive scourge upon the earth

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Curious Cyan Love Of Her Life Piazza

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: dashing dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded Brethren Dysfunction

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: sooty arrogant national

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Maroon Range Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Passionate Hairy Legs Ticket Booth

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Mauve dilemma macaca

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Cracking seedy state internal respiration

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Bearded Temple Windowlicker

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed principal's office trump supporter

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: onyx supple resort

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Pearly Depressive Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Lime affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: onyx supple resort

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation den

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Pearly Depressive Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle primrose knife international law enforcement agency

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Pearly Depressive Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Parlour Useless Brakes

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: sooty arrogant national

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Misunderstood famous landscape painting sanctuary

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Queen Of The Night

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: sooty arrogant national

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: awkward native quadroon

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: honey-headed fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Floppy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: violet contagious stock car alpha

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Milky exhilarant ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy nursing home

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: marvelous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: big disgusting spot dopamine

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: citrine trip therapy set

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Fluffy jap lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: bull headed heaven son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Clear Concupiscible Corner

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: coiffed senate feces

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting cumskin



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Salmon big-titted pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: diverse ebony organic girlfriend

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273757)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored institution ape

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964828)