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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
translucent parlor kitty
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
titillating hateful electric furnace
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
translucent parlor kitty
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
translucent parlor kitty
  10/03/12
dat racis
Dead indecent milk place of business
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Supple Copper Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
disturbing nudist toaster
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Jet-lagged Spot
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Lemon Big Lodge Wrinkle
  10/11/12
180
Odious learning disabled stag film
  10/22/12
jesus....
rusted dingle berry gunner
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Vigorous ladyboy indian lodge
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Vigorous ladyboy indian lodge
  12/22/15
still glad
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lavender cracking stage pistol
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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buck-toothed sienna den
  10/20/14
lol
Hairless embarrassed to the bone casino
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
doobsian overrated stead
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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thriller water buffalo
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thriller water buffalo
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
narrow-minded fluffy pocket flask
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
170
slimy fragrant feces
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Heady Fat Ankles
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Disrespectful glassy pervert
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/11/12
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Heady Fat Ankles
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Brass Multi-colored Set
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/22/12
180
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in da HOUSE
Gold Range Fanboi
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
splenetic red digit ratio
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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soul-stirring beta internal respiration
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
slimy fragrant feces
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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soul-stirring beta internal respiration
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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chocolate tanning salon
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Magical stubborn hall
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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soul-stirring beta internal respiration
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Self-centered balding university
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
translucent parlor kitty
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Gold Range Fanboi
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Magical stubborn hall
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Self-centered balding university
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Laughsome Frum Crackhouse
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Self-centered balding university
  12/09/12
Lies
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WTF!!!
Self-centered balding university
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Infuriating Locus Codepig
  12/09/12
180.
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
titillating hateful electric furnace
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
soul-stirring beta internal respiration
  01/12/13
Update?
thriller water buffalo
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thriller water buffalo
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Second page!?
Brass Multi-colored Set
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
passionate purple cuck
  07/08/13
update?
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soul-stirring beta internal respiration
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Ruddy know-it-all brunch love of her life
  10/07/13
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ebony piazza
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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thriller water buffalo
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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thriller water buffalo
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
thriller water buffalo
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: translucent parlor kitty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: translucent parlor kitty

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: translucent parlor kitty

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Dead indecent milk place of business

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Supple Copper Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: disturbing nudist toaster

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Spot

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Lemon Big Lodge Wrinkle

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Odious learning disabled stag film

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: rusted dingle berry gunner

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Vigorous ladyboy indian lodge

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Vigorous ladyboy indian lodge

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Vigorous ladyboy indian lodge

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: lavender cracking stage pistol



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: buck-toothed sienna den



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Hairless embarrassed to the bone casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: comical office

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: drab arousing area

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Cordovan School Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: khaki roast beef heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: smoky thirsty hissy fit senate

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: doobsian overrated stead

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Infuriating Locus Codepig

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: snowy locale

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded fluffy pocket flask

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Buff Twinkling Uncleanness Station

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: slimy fragrant feces

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Heady Fat Ankles

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful glassy pervert

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Heady Fat Ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Brass Multi-colored Set

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: chocolate tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Step-uncle's House

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Crimson Spectacular French Chef Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: slippery center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Gold Range Fanboi

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: splenetic red digit ratio

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: lavender cracking stage pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma famous landscape painting

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: kink-friendly idea he suggested hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: slimy fragrant feces

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: frisky round eye

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: chocolate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: marvelous faggot firefighter cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: crawly laser beams

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: flesh bawdyhouse

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Odious learning disabled stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Self-centered balding university

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Self-centered balding university

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Self-centered balding university

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Self-centered balding university

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: appetizing resort boistinker

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: translucent parlor kitty

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Gold Range Fanboi

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Magical stubborn hall

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: stirring stain

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Trip Ivory Temple

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Self-centered balding university

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: vivacious chapel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Dashing Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Talented deranged skinny woman abode

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Bisexual elastic band philosopher-king

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Floppy Native Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Frum Crackhouse

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: disturbing nudist toaster

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: tan razzmatazz rehab boltzmann

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: electric nighttime ceo

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Self-centered balding university

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling toilet seat

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Fighting Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: chocolate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Infuriating Locus Codepig

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Pontificating French Chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: offensive turquoise black woman sandwich

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boyish hell circlehead

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: titillating hateful electric furnace

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: razzle mentally impaired main people public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Brass Multi-colored Set

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine Dashing Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pearl legal warrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: marvelous faggot firefighter cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant Chrome Stock Car Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: passionate purple cuck

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Diverse Rigpig International Law Enforcement Agency

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Ruddy know-it-all brunch love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ebony piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint cuckoldry juggernaut

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: mischievous athletic conference plaza

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: slippery center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Chrome Stock Car Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling filthpig whorehouse

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: glittery hyperactive principal's office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Odious learning disabled stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Motley Alpha

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: passionate purple cuck

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly idea he suggested hunting ground

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly idea he suggested hunting ground

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Frum Crackhouse

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Ungodly territorial sound barrier ticket booth

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: electric nighttime ceo

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Ungodly territorial sound barrier ticket booth

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling filthpig whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: bearded address

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: White Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: buck-toothed sienna den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Cordovan School Striped Hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Violet big-titted menage affirmative action

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: slippery center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Sexy private investor cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: chocolate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: submissive field trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Sooty cerebral genital piercing goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: White Library

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: sadistic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: disturbing nudist toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: excitant bronze box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Ruddy know-it-all brunch love of her life

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: stimulating pit

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: excitant bronze box office

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Irate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Theatre Ape

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible market factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: histrionic confused kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful hospital corn cake

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: ebony piazza

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: ebony piazza

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: milky galvanic national security agency meetinghouse

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: excitant bronze box office

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349179)



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Author: Henna 180 nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Exciting Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: flushed lascivious church building gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: histrionic confused kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#50112233)