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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.

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gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro been hit...
buff market
  06/02/13
(bro who was "bullied" in high school)
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but...
buff market
  06/02/13
cool story bro. i'm sure you suck at team sports.
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad abou...
buff market
  08/15/13
Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers t...
racy personal credit line multi-billionaire
  08/17/13
It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism
buff market
  08/17/13
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gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
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gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits h...
concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine
  06/02/13
prime for striker= 24-28
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the...
concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine
  06/02/13
I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego m...
Electric son of senegal ratface
  08/18/13
this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an e...
slate piazza
  06/02/13
he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, o...
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for t...
slate piazza
  06/02/13
this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years ...
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals ...
slate piazza
  06/02/13
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn...
gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is ...
Contagious menage
  06/02/13
holland doesn't count lol.
galvanic narrow-minded clown stage
  08/15/13
(alfonso alves)
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  08/17/13
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gay dysfunction
  06/02/13
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  06/08/13
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gay dysfunction
  08/15/13
Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) ...
Milky mexican
  08/15/13
you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)
gay dysfunction
  08/16/13
Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "...
Milky mexican
  08/16/13
no one calls him steve
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  08/17/13
Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
lol
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  08/17/13
COME BACK
chrome toaster
  05/21/16
Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pret...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
it would be ok
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the champion...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level which is...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
He needs better service. He's a fulham level player
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lowe...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
He's way better than he was during his time with hull city a...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?
gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras sad...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv....
gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac the dutch league ...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as bet...
gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the ...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are don...
gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't me...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think t...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point. ...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
youre done here and you know it
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every A...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
lol is this ur plan C argument "you just hate all am...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked mor...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes y...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three sea...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhib...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
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gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
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khaki theater
  06/06/16
did jozy score a hat trick
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
bark bark kill self
Umber painfully honest voyeur
  08/17/13
Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 go...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
Bradley is premier league quality
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
lol yeah that was ridiculous surprised there wasnt more ...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions l...
coral unholy station police squad
  08/17/13
epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thoug...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
(Rudolph)
coral unholy station police squad
  01/15/15
LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe ho...
Milky mexican
  01/15/15
xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil...
Milky mexican
  08/17/13
jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS....
gay dysfunction
  08/17/13
This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never g...
Contagious menage
  08/18/13
And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly wo...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center ...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
lol faggot, i never said he was world class. your the fa...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier ...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Ma...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
1 in 29
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 year...
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
He still can't score though
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
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Milky mexican
  08/17/14
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Milky mexican
  01/14/15
(guy who knows nothing about football)
galvanic narrow-minded clown stage
  08/18/13
You anglophiles are hilarious.
Contagious menage
  08/19/13
He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.
Razzle-dazzle ocher garrison
  08/17/13
reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score a...
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
Has Josmer entered his prime yet?
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64
gay dysfunction
  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
he had a great game
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
I'd take jozy over chicharito
coral unholy station police squad
  08/18/13
no manager would
Milky mexican
  08/18/13
yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and o...
gay dysfunction
  08/19/13
HOw was Jozy A. today?
Milky mexican
  08/24/13
Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?
Milky mexican
  08/24/13
Did Josmer enter his prime today?
Milky mexican
  08/24/13
im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tel...
Milky mexican
  08/24/13
Did jozy enter his prime and score today?
Milky mexican
  08/31/13
UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at socce...
Milky mexican
  09/02/13
did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?
Milky mexican
  09/09/13
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galvanic narrow-minded clown stage
  09/09/13
darius henderson >>> fat nigga
slate piazza
  09/09/13
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galvanic narrow-minded clown stage
  09/09/13
Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico
Milky mexican
  09/12/13
did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead...
Milky mexican
  09/14/13
did your wife fuck jozy or something
coral unholy station police squad
  09/14/13
ya
Milky mexican
  09/14/13
what is this
chartreuse laser beams base
  09/14/13
jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play th...
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  09/15/13
breakout game coming on?
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  09/29/13
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Milky mexican
  10/06/13
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Milky mexican
  10/12/13
thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE
Milky mexican
  10/25/13
sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate de...
Milky mexican
  10/27/13
SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Unhinged house
  10/27/13
did jozy altidore score a premier league goal
Milky mexican
  11/03/13
prime
transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration
  11/08/13
did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker le...
Milky mexican
  11/10/13
did jozy give the scots a torrid time
Milky mexican
  11/15/13
JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH
gay dysfunction
  12/04/13
JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY
gay dysfunction
  12/07/13
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif
Milky mexican
  01/01/14
Cringe
azure lascivious hunting ground death wish
  01/01/14
lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just...
Big Insanely Creepy Brunch Masturbator
  01/18/14
The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minute...
Milky mexican
  01/07/14
Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in prem...
Milky mexican
  01/18/14
:_( Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland...
Adventurous casino
  01/18/14
OWAS
concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine
  01/18/14
Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.
Milky mexican
  01/25/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso vid of jozy ta...
Milky mexican
  01/26/14
he didn't even hit the tea cups
concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine
  01/26/14
jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before T...
Milky mexican
  02/01/14
26.5 games per goal
Milky mexican
  02/23/14
did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in lond...
Milky mexican
  03/02/14
...
Milky mexican
  03/22/14
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Milky mexican
  04/12/14
the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO
Milky mexican
  04/12/14
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Milky mexican
  05/08/14
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Milky mexican
  05/22/14
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Milky mexican
  06/07/14
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  06/07/14
brothers...
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  06/07/14
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  06/16/14
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gay dysfunction
  06/08/14
TODAY IS THE DAY BROS
gay dysfunction
  06/16/14
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Rebellious cruise ship
  06/16/14
did jozy score
Milky mexican
  06/16/14
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  06/16/14
oops
snowy maniacal dilemma
  06/16/14
aron looked bad though
gay dysfunction
  06/17/14
did jozy score
Milky mexican
  06/23/14
...
Adventurous casino
  08/16/14
Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"
coral unholy station police squad
  08/16/14
180 not flame
Milky mexican
  08/16/14
jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st mi...
Milky mexican
  08/17/14
:_( Coming on against United right now
Adventurous casino
  08/24/14
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-...
Milky mexican
  10/09/14
2 goals. 61 games
transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration
  10/10/14
<<buzz>> *Jozy looks at his phone and sees an...
rambunctious wrinkle
  10/09/14
ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombi...
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  11/14/14
http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to...
Milky mexican
  01/14/15
Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history...
Milky mexican
  01/15/15
...
Dead boiling water
  01/15/15
Damn Defoe was a shite signing too
coral unholy station police squad
  01/15/15
idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with ar...
Milky mexican
  01/15/15
Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be f...
coral unholy station police squad
  01/15/15
11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the ey...
Milky mexican
  01/15/15
Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then di...
coral unholy station police squad
  01/15/15
LOL 180
Milky mexican
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...
Adventurous casino
  05/16/16
the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too
transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration
  01/15/15
JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY
gay dysfunction
  01/28/15
Two goals today for Jozy
gay dysfunction
  03/08/15
He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada righ...
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  03/08/15
goal and assist against # 1 denmark
gay dysfunction
  04/03/15
!!!
transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration
  08/11/15
Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic exec...
gay dysfunction
  05/29/15
How did this thread turn out
transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration
  07/01/15
LOL Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
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JFC Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
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laying waste to Guatemala
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coral unholy station police squad
  04/09/16
Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.
gay dysfunction
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:_(
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the retards comparing international and shit league football...
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coral unholy station police squad
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Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weeken...
gay dysfunction
  08/19/16
No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.
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Jozy=shit
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  12/09/17
Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!
gay dysfunction
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LOLOLOL
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where are we on this
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lmao US soccer team fags
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youre such a fag dude
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318115)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: buff market

I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro

been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318123)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

(bro who was "bullied" in high school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: buff market

I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318141)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

cool story bro.

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318168)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: buff market

I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23847146)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: racy personal credit line multi-billionaire

Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859872)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: buff market

It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859970)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318167)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318196)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine

jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

prime for striker= 24-28

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine

26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23319480)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23319493)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Electric son of senegal ratface

Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865558)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: slate piazza

this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318262)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318278)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: slate piazza

this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318291)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318302)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: slate piazza

because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318338)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318356)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23319833)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic narrow-minded clown stage

holland doesn't count lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23847184)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

(alfonso alves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23318441)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23353290)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23846712)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23847130)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: gay dysfunction

you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23850064)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Milky mexican

Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23850075)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

no one calls him steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858206)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858213)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858215)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: chrome toaster

COME BACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30527878)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858308)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Milky mexican

it would be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858312)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858318)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Milky mexican

it's painfully obvious that he's found his level

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858322)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

He needs better service. He's a fulham level player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858328)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: Milky mexican

he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858341)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Milky mexican

right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858369)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859824)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Milky mexican

yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859838)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Milky mexican

he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859912)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859964)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Milky mexican

If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23860333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23860566)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Milky mexican

youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23860715)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23864324)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Milky mexican

yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23864669)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865396)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM
Author: Milky mexican

youre done here and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865507)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865525)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Milky mexican

lol is this ur plan C argument

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865721)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865735)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865769)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865931)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866299)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23860098)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM
Author: khaki theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30634334)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy score a hat trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858203)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Umber painfully honest voyeur

bark bark kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858221)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858313)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858324)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Bradley is premier league quality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858336)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Milky mexican

lol yeah that was ridiculous

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858339)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858350)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Milky mexican

epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858360)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23864336)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121910)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Milky mexican

LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121922)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Milky mexican

xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23858347)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859828)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Contagious menage

This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23864865)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865543)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Milky mexican

"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865730)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

lol faggot, i never said he was world class.

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865752)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Milky mexican

he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865774)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865863)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Milky mexican

1 in 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865938)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Milky mexican

He still can't score though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866296)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26144632)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27114516)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: galvanic narrow-minded clown stage

(guy who knows nothing about football)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865727)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Contagious menage

You anglophiles are hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23878155)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ocher garrison

He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23859968)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Milky mexican

reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865785)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Has Josmer entered his prime yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865903)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23865942)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM
Author: magenta floppy keepsake machete church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866321)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: Milky mexican

he had a great game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866800)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

I'd take jozy over chicharito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866624)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: Milky mexican

no manager would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23866803)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23872177)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Milky mexican

HOw was Jozy A. today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23923708)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Milky mexican

Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23923706)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Did Josmer enter his prime today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23923725)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Milky mexican

im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23926944)



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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Did jozy enter his prime and score today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23969753)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: Milky mexican

UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#23981966)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24018707)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: galvanic narrow-minded clown stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24018819)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: slate piazza

darius henderson >>> fat nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24018828)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: galvanic narrow-minded clown stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24018832)



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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Milky mexican

Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24038286)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: Milky mexican

did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24048577)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

did your wife fuck jozy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24048584)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Milky mexican

ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24048655)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: chartreuse laser beams base

what is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24048585)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24053556)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

breakout game coming on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24133979)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24179431)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24218358)



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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM
Author: Milky mexican

thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24306115)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: Milky mexican

sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24317286)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: Unhinged house

SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24317298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy altidore score a premier league goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24360066)



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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24397738)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Milky mexican

did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24409927)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy give the scots a torrid time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24445975)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24567987)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24587788)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Milky mexican

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24751307)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: azure lascivious hunting ground death wish

Cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24751332)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: Big Insanely Creepy Brunch Masturbator

lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24853884)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Milky mexican

The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24794088)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: Milky mexican

Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24853881)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: Adventurous casino

:_(

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24853883)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine
Subject: OWAS

oh what a striker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24853920)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Milky mexican

Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24895335)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM
Author: Milky mexican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24898110)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible thirsty senate dopamine

he didn't even hit the tea cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24898613)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: Milky mexican

jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#24935408)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Milky mexican

26.5 games per goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25072730)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25114313)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25240608)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25373027)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: Milky mexican

the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25373031)



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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25527991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25612412)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM
Author: Milky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25704662)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle antidepressant drug deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25708303)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Milky mexican

brothers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25708941)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25761805)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25714637)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

TODAY IS THE DAY BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25760450)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25760481)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25761691)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: alcoholic stimulating haunted graveyard pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25761736)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: snowy maniacal dilemma

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25761810)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: gay dysfunction

aron looked bad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25764747)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Milky mexican

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#25800230)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Adventurous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26140508)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26140543)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Milky mexican

180 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26140579)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Milky mexican

jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26144626)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Adventurous casino

:_(

Coming on against United right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26195716)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Milky mexican

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26487219)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

2 goals. 61 games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26491714)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: rambunctious wrinkle

<<buzz>>

*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*

Jozy: "Hello?"

God: "Jozy?"

Jozy: "Yea"

God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26487229)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle antidepressant drug deer antler

ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#26716547)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Milky mexican

http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889

jozy epl saga has come 2 an end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27114515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Milky mexican

Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121892)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Dead boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121900)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Damn Defoe was a shite signing too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121912)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Milky mexican

idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121924)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121929)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Milky mexican

11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121939)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121946)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Milky mexican

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121962)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adventurous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30494093)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27121980)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27205185)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Two goals today for Jozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27452237)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Insane Gaping Indirect Expression

He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27452259)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

goal and assist against # 1 denmark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27613429)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28528140)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: gay dysfunction

Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#27987903)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

How did this thread turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28241053)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: jet old irish cottage athletic conference

LOL

Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28530308)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Insecure red generalized bond marketing idea

JFC

Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28530310)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: jet old irish cottage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28530321)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: khaki theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#29752243)



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Date: August 20th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: jet old irish cottage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#28594293)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#29493485)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: outnumbered dull shitlib reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#29493489)



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Date: March 29th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Silver Charismatic Box Office Blood Rage

laying waste to Guatemala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30164555)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30238772)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30344388)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous casino

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30494082)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Orchid Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30527847)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: chrome toaster

the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30527935)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: passionate smoky pistol

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30528028)



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Date: June 4th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: coral unholy station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#30621098)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#31223338)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: stirring black woman lay

No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#31225299)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#31225279)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad

Jozy=shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#31260577)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: khaki theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#32113171)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: coral unholy station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#32113176)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Deep Hominid Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#32113198)



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Date: July 26th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: violent well-lubricated community account

Golazo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#33863502)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: splenetic amber property nowag



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Deep Hominid Prole



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#34415318)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Swollen shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#34877789)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: gay dysfunction

Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#35787812)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2/#38495269)



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Date: January 31st, 2021 11:26 AM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration



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Date: April 1st, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: white motley faggotry

where are we on this

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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Amethyst Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: November 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: transparent marvelous digit ratio internal respiration

youre such a fag dude

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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: white motley faggotry



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Date: June 29th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: June 29th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: online goy

He was married to Sloane Stephens, but even that promising situation turned sour for him.

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