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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Contagious hot ratface
  09/15/13
explain.
Chrome dopamine
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Contagious hot ratface
  09/15/13
this is not bad
canary comical nowag piazza
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Emerald Parlour Cumskin
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
vibrant gay wizard twinkling uncleanness
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
avocado racy indian lodge
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Pink razzmatazz hall
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
canary comical nowag piazza
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Swashbuckling metal gaming laptop
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
fighting trailer park
  09/15/13
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Chrome dopamine
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
canary comical nowag piazza
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Contagious hot ratface
  09/15/13
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Khaki exciting genital piercing
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Talking bistre national security agency
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
chocolate beta giraffe
  09/15/13
its ok.
Contagious hot ratface
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Aphrodisiac goyim
  09/25/15
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Contagious hot ratface
  12/03/15
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  01/22/16
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Cracking Shrine Boltzmann
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Khaki exciting genital piercing
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Contagious hot ratface
  06/22/16
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Big-titted Mewling Wrinkle Gas Station
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Contagious hot ratface
  06/21/17
do you pay?
olive resort
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Contagious hot ratface
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
olive resort
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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Buff voyeur
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
curious amber haunted graveyard
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Chrome dopamine

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: canary comical nowag piazza

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Emerald Parlour Cumskin

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: vibrant gay wizard twinkling uncleanness

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: avocado racy indian lodge

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Pink razzmatazz hall

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: canary comical nowag piazza

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling metal gaming laptop

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: fighting trailer park

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed 180 cuckoldry tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Chrome dopamine



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: canary comical nowag piazza

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Khaki exciting genital piercing



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Talking bistre national security agency

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: chocolate beta giraffe

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac goyim

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Big-titted Mewling Wrinkle Gas Station

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Cracking Shrine Boltzmann



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Khaki exciting genital piercing



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Big-titted Mewling Wrinkle Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: olive resort

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: olive resort

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome blue sneaky criminal

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Buff voyeur

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: curious amber haunted graveyard

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: fishy market cuck

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Flesh excitant dog poop toaster

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: opaque balding deer antler trust fund



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Contagious hot ratface

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