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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
out-of-control appetizing lodge
  07/03/15
God dammit.
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
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Henna Diverse Philosopher-king Hell
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Violet Indirect Expression
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
hairraiser awkward headpube
  01/29/16
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low-t galvanic athletic conference
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Garnet pozpig
  07/03/15
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180 temple
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  09/01/15
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Garnet pozpig
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Arousing Fat Ankles Base
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
underhanded pit ladyboy
  07/03/15
Rude
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Passionate Gas Station
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
bateful kitchen laser beams
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
bateful kitchen laser beams
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Stirring slimy church building personal credit line
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
topaz box office double fault
  07/03/15
lol
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
rusted coffee pot doctorate
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
peach bossy theater codepig
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
maniacal scarlet toilet seat
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Violet Indirect Expression
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Arousing Fat Ankles Base
  07/03/15
180
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
provocative dilemma faggotry
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Rose School Cafeteria Dingle Berry
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Chrome Cerebral Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
bateful kitchen laser beams
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
salmon spectacular coldplay fan
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Flirting cheese-eating haunted graveyard menage
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
exciting lake people who are hurt
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Walnut exhilarant circlehead
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Confused point
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
floppy legend
  09/01/15
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  09/03/15
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wonderful azure love of her life heaven
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Snowy Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
hairraiser awkward headpube
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
hairraiser awkward headpube
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
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painfully honest candlestick maker
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
painfully honest candlestick maker
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Copper comical brethren crackhouse
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: out-of-control appetizing lodge

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Henna Diverse Philosopher-king Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Violet Indirect Expression

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: hairraiser awkward headpube

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: low-t galvanic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Garnet pozpig

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: 180 temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Heady macaca

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling French Alpha Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: gold antidepressant drug garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Garnet pozpig

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Arousing Fat Ankles Base

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: underhanded pit ladyboy

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Passionate Gas Station

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: bateful kitchen laser beams

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: bateful kitchen laser beams

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Stirring slimy church building personal credit line

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: topaz box office double fault

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: rusted coffee pot doctorate

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: peach bossy theater codepig

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: maniacal scarlet toilet seat

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Violet Indirect Expression

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Arousing Fat Ankles Base

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: provocative dilemma faggotry

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria Dingle Berry

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Chrome Cerebral Twinkling Uncleanness

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: bateful kitchen laser beams

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: salmon spectacular coldplay fan

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Flirting cheese-eating haunted graveyard menage

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: exciting lake people who are hurt

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Walnut exhilarant circlehead

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Confused point

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: floppy legend

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia jap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful azure love of her life heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser awkward headpube

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: hairraiser awkward headpube

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: vivacious fighting newt sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Copper comical brethren crackhouse

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Copper comical brethren crackhouse

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Dashing indian lodge

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Glittery Aqua Weed Whacker Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: zippy hairy legs scourge upon the earth

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: racy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: painfully honest candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: racy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Maroon turdskin electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#49800158)