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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Vivacious market potus
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Sticky Casino Roommate
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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glittery mischievous brunch
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal
naked partner
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Vivacious market potus
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Black pisswyrm
  01/25/16
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yellow sex offender boltzmann
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Sticky Casino Roommate
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
jfc
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Sticky Casino Roommate
  01/25/16
...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/25/16
Cr
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Bateful den
  01/25/16
hm
transparent vigorous kitty trailer park
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it's not that toxic
Bateful den
  01/25/16
wait
mewling indian lodge
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Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
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Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
electric jew
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razzle-dazzle pea-brained factory reset button
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
laughsome honey-headed station new version
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
laughsome honey-headed station new version
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mewling indian lodge
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Charismatic nursing home milk
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Green Half-breed
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yellow sex offender boltzmann
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Black pisswyrm
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stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
stimulating tantric menage
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Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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glittery mischievous brunch
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damn
Bateful den
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...
blue harsh kitchen yarmulke
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Hilarious Multi-colored Therapy
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O LORD
Learning disabled contagious point
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
amethyst jet-lagged property
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Sticky Casino Roommate
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Lmao
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Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
yellow sex offender boltzmann
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ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
drunken regret stage
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...
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180
Vivacious market potus
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...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Concupiscible tattoo
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
  01/26/16
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Bateful den
  10/21/16
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mint coldplay fan abode
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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bespoke international law enforcement agency
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Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  08/12/19
180
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Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
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  01/30/16
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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...
Fragrant Bat-shit-crazy Sneaky Criminal
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
cruel-hearted swashbuckling jewess
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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chilling
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art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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  01/23/17
toxic
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180 existential horror
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Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  10/27/17
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Infuriating mentally impaired background story blood rage
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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JFC
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impertinent cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
high-end patrolman
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
demanding sooty clown
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
glittery mischievous brunch
  01/25/16
...
amethyst jet-lagged property
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Frozen marvelous candlestick maker preventive strike
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
toxic
Bateful den
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Bateful den
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
TY bro
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
...
amethyst jet-lagged property
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
hateful digit ratio
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
seedy pearly shrine
  10/27/17
...
chartreuse angry orchestra pit goal in life
  10/27/17
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stimulating tantric menage
  05/24/18
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bronze friendly grandma
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard
  10/27/17
credited advice
vengeful wonderful whorehouse
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Bateful den
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Bipolar Temple
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
lol
umber impressive shitlib reading party
  06/01/17
...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Vivacious market potus
  01/26/16
...
bespoke international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Bateful den
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Bateful den
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Bateful den
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Lmao
Burgundy Stage
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
stimulating tantric menage
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/25/16
lmao true
Bateful den
  01/25/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
bespoke international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
Haha
Thirsty range
  03/19/20
...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
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...
Black pisswyrm
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
hateful digit ratio
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Ebony Macaca
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Supple old irish cottage
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
stimulating tantric menage
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
boyish outnumbered multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
sienna metal business firm gaping
  06/03/19
oh no
mint coldplay fan abode
  08/08/19
LOL
Elite idiotic field
  03/16/20
JFC
bronze friendly grandma
  03/19/20
Update?
galvanic chapel boiling water
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
blathering gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
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...
Charismatic nursing home milk
  05/19/16
...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Black pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
Cr
Black pisswyrm
  01/26/16
...
Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
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...
Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
...
high-end patrolman
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Heady spot
  01/26/16
...
Heady spot
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
coral bawdyhouse party of the first part
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
thriller stead doctorate
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
...
blue harsh kitchen yarmulke
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Vivacious market potus
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
Lmfao
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
coral bawdyhouse party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Feces
  01/16/19
...
Thirsty range
  03/16/20
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mewling indian lodge
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Charismatic nursing home milk
  03/28/16
...
vibrant national security agency hunting ground
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
passionate ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw
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...
brindle quadroon
  10/24/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Cracking parlor windowlicker
  04/04/16
...
garnet razzmatazz cruise ship
  03/15/17
*applause*
gay mildly autistic antidepressant drug
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...
Trip smoky box office
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...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Black pisswyrm
  01/26/16
...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Describe
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
Please be flame
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
Fuck
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  01/26/16
cq's!
Bateful den
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
bronze friendly grandma
  03/19/20
...
garnet razzmatazz cruise ship
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
milky telephone sanctuary
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/26/16
except for your autism
high-end patrolman
  01/26/16
...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
...
vengeful wonderful whorehouse
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Copper Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
...
blue harsh kitchen yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action
  01/23/17
...
garnet razzmatazz cruise ship
  03/15/17
...
thriller stead doctorate
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
rose bat shit crazy theater stage
  01/26/16
underrated
brindle quadroon
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic nursing home milk
  02/15/16
...
adventurous opaque circlehead senate
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Wild duck-like forum
  01/26/16
...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
jfc
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Poppy titillating organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
do u love it
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
Motley Chestnut Toaster
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
stimulating tantric menage
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
depressive
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
yellow sex offender boltzmann
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...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Copper Useless Brakes
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...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
blue harsh kitchen yarmulke
  01/26/16
JFC
dull office
  01/26/16
180
internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Hairless school cafeteria filthpig
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
...
house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Canary floppy locus
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
180 twist
stimulating tantric menage
  01/26/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
THIS
Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
...
domesticated gunner
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Bateful den
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Hideous 180 Cuck
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Brass Exciting Incel State
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Bateful den
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Cyan Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
fucking damn
yellow sex offender boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
glittery mischievous brunch
  01/26/16
180
glassy mexican fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
amethyst jet-lagged property
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
stimulating tantric menage
  01/27/16
...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Sepia aromatic church
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
halford locale
  05/19/16
repost please
amethyst jet-lagged property
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Canary floppy locus
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
halford locale
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
depressive
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
  01/27/16
180.
Charismatic nursing home milk
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...
domesticated gunner
  01/29/16
...
Startled Provocative Stain
  01/31/16
...
mewling indian lodge
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
stimulating tantric menage
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...
galvanic chapel boiling water
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...
mewling indian lodge
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
amethyst jet-lagged property
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...
stimulating tantric menage
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...
stimulating tantric menage
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...
sinister filthy crackhouse
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...
Green Half-breed
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cr
Olive Pistol Ape
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...
galvanic chapel boiling water
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...
mewling indian lodge
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...
stimulating tantric menage
  06/17/16
...
Lilac stag film lettuce
  09/27/16
...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Bateful den
  10/24/16
...
stimulating tantric menage
  10/24/16
i really like it here
halford locale
  10/24/16
...
Startled Provocative Stain
  10/27/16
...
rambunctious sound barrier public bath
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
stimulating tantric menage
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Main People
  01/23/17
... ...
wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard
  01/23/17
...
stimulating tantric menage
  07/08/17
Lol
geriatric idiot
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Slippery knife hell
  01/16/19
...
orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw
  02/11/17
...
stimulating tantric menage
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...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
garnet razzmatazz cruise ship
  03/15/17
...
Startled Provocative Stain
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
maroon jap
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
doobsian theater private investor
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
bronze friendly grandma
  06/01/17
...
Love Of Her Life
  06/01/17
...
Charismatic nursing home milk
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
flesh gas station hairy legs
  06/13/17
...
bronze friendly grandma
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Magenta hominid son of senegal
  07/08/17
...
Bossy sexy idea he suggested
  08/18/17
...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  09/25/17
...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  10/27/17
...
Cerebral Autistic Native
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
lemon base philosopher-king
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
stimulating tantric menage
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
lemon base philosopher-king
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
rambunctious sound barrier public bath
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
jet dysfunction
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...
racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting
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...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
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...
stimulating tantric menage
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Pungent cobalt nibblets dog poop
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
stimulating tantric menage
  07/25/18
...
Alcoholic Dashing Piazza
  07/25/18
...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
stimulating tantric menage
  01/16/19
...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Slippery knife hell
  01/16/19
Jfc
stimulating tantric menage
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
vermilion tank
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
black woman
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
black woman
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Olive Pistol Ape
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
black woman
  01/17/19
...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  04/08/19
...
silver stock car double fault
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Cerebral Autistic Native
  04/09/19
...
black woman
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
black woman
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
stimulating tantric menage
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
puppy
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
stimulating tantric menage
  06/03/19
...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Splenetic chad trust fund
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
black woman
  06/03/19
...
orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
black woman
  08/08/19
...
black woman
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
frisky
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
emerald legal warrant
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
frisky
  08/12/19
...
frisky
  03/16/20
...
water buffalo legend
  02/02/20
...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  03/14/20
...
Olive Pistol Ape
  03/16/20
...
Olive Pistol Ape
  09/30/20
...
rebellious electric furnace
  08/27/21
...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  09/13/21
...
Curious up-to-no-good deer antler
  09/26/21
...
Self-centered liquid oxygen
  10/11/21
...
Trip smoky box office
  10/11/21
bump
Olive Pistol Ape
  03/12/22
...
sinister filthy crackhouse
  01/05/23
...
galvanic chapel boiling water
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Fear-inspiring Fighting Kitty Cat
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
amber psychic
  10/13/23
...
stimulating tantric menage
  01/03/24
...
Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea
  08/09/24
...
galvanic chapel boiling water
  07/28/25
...
grizzly roast beef
  12/29/25
...
dead toilet seat cuckold
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Foreskin Really Tough Guy
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: electric jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
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Author: laughsome honey-headed station new version

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: indecent lay alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Bateful den

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Sepia aromatic church

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Startling chrome area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy church building masturbator

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Infuriating mentally impaired background story blood rage

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy sable heaven dopamine

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Offensive Mad-dog Skullcap School

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Autistic Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Stirring Hall Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: vengeful wonderful whorehouse

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Odious Hyperventilating Resort Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: fishy center coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: vibrant national security agency hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Trip smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: comical shimmering set

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: impertinent cheese-eating tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: high-end patrolman

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: demanding sooty clown

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: glittery mischievous brunch

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: amethyst jet-lagged property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Frozen marvelous candlestick maker preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful den

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful den

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful den

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful den

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: amethyst jet-lagged property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: hateful digit ratio

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: seedy pearly shrine

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: chartreuse angry orchestra pit goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: bronze friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: vengeful wonderful whorehouse

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful den

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Bipolar Temple

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bateful den

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Bateful den

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: umber impressive shitlib reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful den

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Vivacious market potus

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bespoke international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful den

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Bateful den

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma french chef

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful den

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Burgundy Stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful den

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: bespoke international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Thirsty range

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Black pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: hateful digit ratio

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Ebony Macaca

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Supple old irish cottage

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: boyish outnumbered multi-billionaire

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: sienna metal business firm gaping

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: mint coldplay fan abode

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Elite idiotic field

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: bronze friendly grandma

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: galvanic chapel boiling water

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: blathering gaming laptop

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Charismatic nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Black pisswyrm

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Black pisswyrm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: high-end patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Heady spot

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Heady spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: coral bawdyhouse party of the first part

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: thriller stead doctorate

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: blue harsh kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Vivacious market potus

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: coral bawdyhouse party of the first part

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Thirsty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: blue harsh kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Charismatic nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: vibrant national security agency hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: brindle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Cracking parlor windowlicker

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: garnet razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: gay mildly autistic antidepressant drug

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Trip smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Black pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Bateful den

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: bronze friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: garnet razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: milky telephone sanctuary

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: high-end patrolman

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: vengeful wonderful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: blue harsh kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Lavender embarrassed to the bone degenerate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: garnet razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: thriller stead doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: rose bat shit crazy theater stage

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: brindle quadroon

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Charismatic nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: adventurous opaque circlehead senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Wild duck-like forum

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Poppy titillating organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Motley Chestnut Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: yellow sex offender boltzmann

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Copper Useless Brakes

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: blue harsh kitchen yarmulke

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: dull office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Hairless school cafeteria filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: house-broken federal meetinghouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Canary floppy locus

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: domesticated gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Bateful den

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Hideous 180 Cuck

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Excitant Hospital Dragon

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Brass Exciting Incel State

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful den

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cyan Queen Of The Night

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: yellow sex offender boltzmann

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: glittery mischievous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: glassy mexican fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: amethyst jet-lagged property

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sepia aromatic church

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  halford locale

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: amethyst jet-lagged property

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Canary floppy locus

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  halford locale

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  depressive

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pit Striped Hyena

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Charismatic nursing home milk

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: domesticated gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Startled Provocative Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: avocado immigrant

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: galvanic chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: geriatric idiot

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: amethyst jet-lagged property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Green Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: galvanic chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: mewling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Lilac stag film lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Bateful den

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  halford locale

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Startled Provocative Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  rambunctious sound barrier public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  Main People

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: wine exhilarant faggotry haunted graveyard

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: geriatric idiot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Slippery knife hell

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: garnet razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Startled Provocative Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: maroon jap

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: doobsian theater private investor

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: bronze friendly grandma

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Charismatic nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  flesh gas station hairy legs

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: bronze friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Magenta hominid son of senegal

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Bossy sexy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Autistic Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: lemon base philosopher-king

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: lemon base philosopher-king

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  rambunctious sound barrier public bath

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  jet dysfunction

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: racy awkward parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Pungent cobalt nibblets dog poop

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dashing Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Slippery knife hell

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: vermilion tank

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Disturbing onyx becky faggot firefighter

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  black woman

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  black woman

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  black woman

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  silver stock car double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Autistic Native

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  black woman

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  puppy

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: stimulating tantric menage

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Splenetic chad trust fund

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  black woman

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: orange insanely creepy giraffe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  black woman

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: frisky

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: emerald legal warrant

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: frisky

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: frisky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  water buffalo legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  rebellious electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Self-centered liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Trip smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Olive Pistol Ape

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: sinister filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fighting Kitty Cat

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: amber psychic

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: stimulating tantric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Indigo step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: galvanic chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author:  grizzly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: dead toilet seat cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  Foreskin Really Tough Guy

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49548061)