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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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XO is incredible!
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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I believe
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Mischievous Dark Electric Furnace Trailer Park



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: pearl piazza

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: cheese-eating voyeur



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Territorial karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Chrome state gunner

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Cracking hospital

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: pearl piazza

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: useless bearded idea he suggested

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Fishy aphrodisiac useless brakes locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating Learning Disabled Tank Hell

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: filthy canary love of her life tattoo

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: cordovan set

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Comical translucent boistinker mexican



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: cordovan set

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Swollen bat shit crazy meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: cordovan set

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Dull pit

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Maroon charismatic ticket booth



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: spruce selfie

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: bateful vengeful church building

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: cordovan set

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: cordovan set

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Maroon charismatic ticket booth



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: spruce selfie



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Swollen bat shit crazy meetinghouse

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating Learning Disabled Tank Hell

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: cordovan set



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Puce Bespoke Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Flesh Provocative Forum

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: arousing pearly house



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Claret school cafeteria striped hyena

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Citrine Zippy Parlor Sex Offender

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: bull headed metal circlehead



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: slate soul-stirring lodge genital piercing



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Deep avocado legal warrant

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: useless bearded idea he suggested



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Lilac self-centered codepig



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: cowardly sneaky criminal church

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Puce Bespoke Trump Supporter



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Fishy aphrodisiac useless brakes locale



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy boiling water



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