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1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER 2. I...
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Rambunctious razzle cuckold
  06/03/18
Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is ...
cerebral doctorate gas station
  06/16/18
Not an expert, but in Illinois I think you refuse a breathal...
Sick pea-brained site faggot firefighter
  06/16/18
These are all correct
insecure infuriating ticket booth background story
  07/28/19
I’ve sat in on a DUI trial with 7 at issue
Vigorous orchid theater pozpig
  07/28/19
result?
Hairraiser garrison
  09/17/23
"21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow&q...
Painfully honest mahogany locale
  09/28/21
"One or two black people is fine, but get them into a g...
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ocher box office alpha
  06/03/18
#1 hits home
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ocher box office alpha
  06/24/18
did you make this list yourself? if so, impressive breadth
Multi-colored Field
  06/03/18
Yes I had it at 100+ with some help on Qfora back in the day...
ocher box office alpha
  06/03/18
I found this very amusing
Flesh Vivacious New Version
  06/03/18
is 32 actually correct
orange station sex offender
  06/03/18
I think a number of these are technically or usually true
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titillating disgusting stage dopamine
  06/05/18
op outed as a gook @ #29
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33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires ...
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Spectacular Puppy
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71. Opting for the slower internet package is a great way to...
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Flesh Vivacious New Version
  06/04/18
Number 70 is exactly right in my case
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  06/04/18
size 10?
Drab milk
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72. We don’t want it to be that way, but it do
charismatic talking orchestra pit
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73. Calories in, calories out! Simple! 74. They don't make ...
ocher box office alpha
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76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side 77. There ...
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  06/05/18
Why are you desperate for attention, shithead? Not getting e...
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ocher box office alpha
  06/09/18
A lot of these are sooooooooooooooooo cr
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84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit o...
ocher box office alpha
  06/16/18
105. Everything in moderation 106. Coffee stunt's your grow...
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111. 100 years ago, Cars were not a common sight, and horses...
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ocher box office alpha
  10/28/18
Hey man, #30 was definitely true through at least 1985/1986
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  10/28/18
And at least the Westside is doing just fine even these days...
Translucent jew mental disorder
  10/28/18
111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a...
ocher box office alpha
  10/31/18
Great thread friend
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  10/31/18
maybe you should add something; this isn't a one-man show
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121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands f...
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123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a n...
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133. Defence wins championships 134. The ancient Greeks wer...
ocher box office alpha
  01/06/19
Woah, whyd you spell it like a faggotty britt?
Glittery national
  04/12/19
The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain follow...
aqua chest-beating rigor
  01/06/19
like half of this is true
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ocher box office alpha
  01/06/19
Half of it?
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135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, ...
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151. It takes 21 days to make a habit. 152. God helps those...
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162. Changing oil every 3,000 miles is cheap insurance again...
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163. Towards the end of the month, Policemen are eager to wr...
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164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raini...
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this guy gets it. Did you blow your load here or do you have...
ocher box office alpha
  04/13/19
Lol at legit proles having an opinion on 169
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171. Life isn't fair 172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans...
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173. You get what you pay for
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174. Fat girls have amazing personalities
ocher box office alpha
  07/28/19
175: talent is distributed evenly but opportunity isn’...
titillating disgusting stage dopamine
  07/28/19
this is shitlib wisdom, not prole wisdom
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176. If someone rear-ends you, it's automatically their faul...
ocher box office alpha
  09/29/19
177. The tradition of the 21-gun salute derives from the fac...
ocher box office alpha
  10/05/19
Uh...this actually checks out bro
bearded anal old irish cottage
  10/05/19
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute
ocher box office alpha
  10/05/19
Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's mo...
ocher box office alpha
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178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street sm...
ocher box office alpha
  10/13/19
179. The truth is always somewhere in the middle
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180. "America, love it or leave it!"
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ocher box office alpha
  09/10/20
21 is correct
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181. Donald J Trump is the rightful President of the United ...
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182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your...
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183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups 184...
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187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will nev...
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  09/16/21
incredibly important thread
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180 thread
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Thanks
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191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the gov...
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  05/13/22
my thread
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  05/13/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HGEZXTy8Y
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  11/06/22
198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis 19...
ocher box office alpha
  09/17/23
most of these are not prole wisdom but basic fact. Specifica...
Hairraiser garrison
  09/17/23
You sound like you have limited experience with proles. How ...
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  09/17/23
I grew up in a prole neighborhood in the Prole Capital. the ...
Hairraiser garrison
  09/17/23
yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in realit...
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  09/17/23
201. Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your l...
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202. A dull blade is far more dangerous to the wielder than ...
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  01/26/26
203. If your check engine light is not blinking, it is proba...
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  07/03/26
223. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or [insert the busines...
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER

2. It is critical to warm your car up in the morning when it is cold

3. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

4. Red sky at night - sailor's delight! Red sky in the morning - sailor take warning

5. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them!

6. A cop cannot force you to take a breathalyzer

7. If you park somewhere and fall asleep drunk in your car with your keys on you, you can and likely will be charged with DWI

8. In order to survive in prison, one must kick the ass of the biggest guy there

9. Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Gadaffi are all the same guy basically

10. There is a porno called "Debbie Does Dallas" and it is a big deal

11. Sure, the United States isn't perfect, but it is still the greatest country in the world

12. New cars are EXTREMELY complicated

13. Taxes basically all go to WELFARE for NIGGERS

14. Liberals are anti-american, effeminate communists who talk much and know little

15. Taking your tailgate off your truck improves gas mileage

16. Putting your car into neutral at a stoplight improves gas mileage

17. The Dreamcast failed because people were just waiting for PS2

18. Michael Jackson molested children at his ranch, called "Neverland."

19. Every single conspiracy theory is promulgated by paranoid morons except maybe JFK. Also something something Vietnam.

20. Putting weight in the trunk or over the rear axle of an RWD car improves traction in the snow

21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow

22. Using too much force when tightening or loosening a screw can strip it

23. Drinking water helps diffuse alcohol in one's system and reduce the effects of dehydration

24. Many "american" cars are, in fact, not made in america!

25. Black people smell bad and their skin gets ashy

26. Driving for long distances without stopping is indicative of virility

27. Black people have poor impulse control

28. One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off

29. Chinks have small dicks

30. The Italian mafia is an impressive/amazing institution

31. Circumcision is done in part to prevent infection

32. If you fuck a girl when she's on her period, she cannot get pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle cuckold



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: cerebral doctorate gas station

Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is broken (they frequently are). If you fail, insist you are not drunk and demand a blood test - your blood alcohol level might get down to passing level in the time it takes for them to administer the blood test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36255758)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Sick pea-brained site faggot firefighter

Not an expert, but in Illinois I think you refuse a breathalyzer test and just suffer a 1 yr licene suspension instead of a DUI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36255791)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: insecure infuriating ticket booth background story

These are all correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38601385)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid theater pozpig

I’ve sat in on a DUI trial with 7 at issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38601421)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser garrison

result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46807951)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest mahogany locale

"21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow"

(guy who has never driven on snow tires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43192470)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: arrogant people who are hurt internal respiration

"One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off"

(John Derbyshire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43519228)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177776)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Bateful Indecent Parlour Stock Car

#1 hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177803)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36183665)



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Date: June 24th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36300705)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field

did you make this list yourself? if so, impressive breadth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177815)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

Yes I had it at 100+ with some help on Qfora back in the day, but the admin loves to scrub that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36178633)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Flesh Vivacious New Version

I found this very amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177828)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: orange station sex offender

is 32 actually correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Flesh Vivacious New Version

I think a number of these are technically or usually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177839)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: titillating disgusting stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36190723)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone adventurous indian lodge

op outed as a gook @ #29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36177846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: marvelous ape hairy legs



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires people to work hard. In a communist society, everyone would just have their hand out! People only work for their next paycheque, not for any higher purpose.

34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews

35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.

36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man

37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.

38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel

39. Kids do not play outside anymore

40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).

41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets

42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest

43. Black guys have big dicks

44. Judaism is a Religion.

45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars

46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch

47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit

48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.

49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster

50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.

51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.

52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.

53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.

54. Niggers go after nasty white women

55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.

57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.

58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.

59. One does not simply fly to Florida.

60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck

61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.

62. Coors Light is mostly Water

63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die

64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods

65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.

66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology

67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!

68. The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery

69. To check a car's treads, use the penny test

70. Shoe size / 2 = Dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36178770)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Puppy



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Bateful Indecent Parlour Stock Car

71. Opting for the slower internet package is a great way to save money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36178941)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Flesh Vivacious New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36179143)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling filthpig

Number 70 is exactly right in my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36179661)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: Drab milk

size 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#40899344)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:56 AM
Author: charismatic talking orchestra pit

72. We don’t want it to be that way, but it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36179705)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

73. Calories in, calories out! Simple!

74. They don't make 'em like they used to

75. An upgraded electrical panel may be needed depending on your Electricity needs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36179819)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side

77. There are two wonderful moments in a boat owner's life - the day he buys it and the day he sells it.

78. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 for no reason and it was a coincidence that the aircraft carriers were all out to sea.

79. Getting behind an 18 wheeler on the highway will improve gas mileage because they absorb all of the Wind.

80. Women like "bad boys" when they are young, but are wont to settle down later in life.

81. More car accidents happen around Dusk

82. Purebred dogs are more prone to health problems

83. Clothes from Wal-mart are just as good as those at the Mall; the latter is just overpriced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36190398)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: ebony persian

Why are you desperate for attention, shithead? Not getting enough from JDU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36190413)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: diverse domesticated knife

A lot of these are sooooooooooooooooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36215100)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit on the interstate, you probably won't get pulled over.

85. Communism is an evil system whereby rich people steal everything and poor people are impoverished.

86. 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust

87. It requires 12 years of "schooling" to be a Doctor

88. What do you call a Doctor who didn't get into medical school? A Dentist!

89. Drinking water helps to attenuate a hangover

90. The average penis is 6"

91. Auto Auctions, Storage Auctions, and flea markets can be a source of overlooked treasures

92. Live bait is easier to fish with than Lures

93. Everyone nowadays wants instant gratification

94. Everyone nowadays has a fuckin' short attention span

95. Kids nowadays are ENTITLED

96. SAT scores are not necessarily reflective of intelligence/aptitude/anything

97. Hand Size and Dick size correlate

98. Ear Size and Dick Size correlate

99. Correlation IS causation

100. If you have not been in a car accident for a while, your risk thereof increases because you are "due"

101. The N64's use of cartridges was a fatal error on Nintendo's part

102. The money of the United States is backed by Gold, located at Fort Knox

103. Guns don't kill people; people kill people

104. The best things in life are free



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36255446)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

105. Everything in moderation

106. Coffee stunt's your growth

107. To become a Doctor requires 12 years of schooling

108. Many people don't work in the field that they majored in

109. Circumcision reduces the risk of infection

110. Rich people create Jobs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36353219)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

111. 100 years ago, Cars were not a common sight, and horses and buggies ruled the day



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#36555681)



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Date: September 16th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: October 28th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Translucent jew mental disorder

Hey man, #30 was definitely true through at least 1985/1986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37113996)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Translucent jew mental disorder

And at least the Westside is doing just fine even these days, TTT Colombos and Bonannos notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37114007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a CODE RED

112. There are other Civil Wars besides the U.S. Civil War.

113. Drywall and sheetrock are all but the same thing

114. The French are pussies; we saved their ass in WW2

115. If the antifreeze in your radiator overflow tank is milky and bubbling, you have a blown head gasket

116. Nirvana, "Smells like Teen Spirit," is the greatest song of the 1990s

117. The Left Lane is the Fast Lane

118. Most people do not do what they went to college for.

119. Before Jesus came into being, every single human being perished, their soul forever perished.

120. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37134814)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy crackhouse

Great thread friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37134815)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

maybe you should add something; this isn't a one-man show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37134828)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 8:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#48473956)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands for "With Out Papers."

122. Once married, get yourself a pickle jar. Remove a pickle from the jar each time you get laid. Chances are, it will never be emptied.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37462976)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a new Tax Bracket, causing your overall take-home pay to decrease.

124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space

125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip

126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.

127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time

128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.

129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain

130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.

131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.

132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37532568)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

133. Defence wins championships

134. The ancient Greeks were homosexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37538570)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: Glittery national

Woah, whyd you spell it like a faggotty britt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38080164)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: aqua chest-beating rigor

The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain following a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost. Due to its pornographic content, it was ruled ineligible for the expanded copyright duration, as the legislative intent of extending copyright had been for it to apply to family entertainment such as Mickey Mouse.

The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37538599)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: impertinent silver casino

like half of this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37538602)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Glittery national

Half of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38080147)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, or really redneck. Sometimes, this can be shortened to, "boonies."

136. Wal-mart clothing is of the same quality as Abercrombie & Fitch. You are paying for a name.

137. Jews are, "good with money."

138. You used to be able to fix anything on a car with a basic toolkit — however — you would frequently *need* said toolkit to keep the thing running!

139. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover, Ron Goldman

140. The Marines are more badass than the army.

141. Liberals caused Speedy Gonzalez and Foghorn Leghorn to be removed from the airwaves

142. A woman who has sex on the first date may well be a slut

143. It it not wise to put the cart before the horse

144. Technology is advancing rapidly all the time

145. Vaginal orgasms are mysterious and may not actually exist, but dick size is said to be a component thereof

146. Azn pussy is sideways

147. Measure twice, cut once

148. Popularity in high school is inconsequential in the "real world."

149. Sex is the greatest thing in the world

150. Penn and Teller are hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37579013)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:54 AM
Author: Sadistic bespoke corner

151. It takes 21 days to make a habit.

152. God helps those who help themselves.

153. If you are not a liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain.

154. Sex sells.

155. Happy wife, happy life.

156. You can tell a lot about a man by his handshake.

157. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

158. When you point a finger at someone you've got three pointing back at yourself.

159. Military intelligence is an oxymoron.

160. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

161. Buy gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37619598)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

162. Changing oil every 3,000 miles is cheap insurance against wear & tear on an internal combustine engine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#37629285)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

163. Towards the end of the month, Policemen are eager to write traffic tickets in order to fill their Quotas for the month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38080014)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: boyish underhanded azn den

164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raining, when the motor oil on the road starts flowing across the road's surface.

165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance

166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor

167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing

168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone

169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"

170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38080326)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

this guy gets it. Did you blow your load here or do you have anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38082873)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: Glittery national

Lol at legit proles having an opinion on 169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38115961)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

171. Life isn't fair

172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans *won't*!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38295461)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

173. You get what you pay for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38578006)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

174. Fat girls have amazing personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38601382)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: titillating disgusting stage dopamine

175: talent is distributed evenly but opportunity isn’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38601434)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: bright school

this is shitlib wisdom, not prole wisdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38933872)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

176. If someone rear-ends you, it's automatically their fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38905915)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

177. The tradition of the 21-gun salute derives from the fact that the digits of "1776," when added up, equal 21.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38933797)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: bearded anal old irish cottage

Uh...this actually checks out bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38933810)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38934066)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:56 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's more like "shit that proles say with an air of confidence regardless of whether it's true." Many of these happen to be true. Thanks for ruining it by making me explain it btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38934077)



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Date: October 13th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street smarts

179: Wearing Cologne will aid in attracting Women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#38970877)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

179. The truth is always somewhere in the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#39065448)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: exciting pistol legal warrant

180. "America, love it or leave it!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#39065452)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Puppy



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest mahogany locale

21 is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#40899376)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

181. Donald J Trump is the rightful President of the United States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#41363999)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your insurance, your rates could well SKYROCKET even if you are found not to be at fault. Don't like it? Too bad, there is nothing you can do about it. Your insurer could also cancel you at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#41885194)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups

184. It’s not what you know, it’s who you blow

185. Timing chains have longer service intervals than timing belts.

186. Timing belts in interference engines will wreck the engine if they break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#42602629)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will never know if or when you are covered driving someone else's vehicle

188. The 2020 election was suspect in a number of ways

189. COVID-19 is being exaggerated for political purposes by the Left

190. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. Curb your Enthusiasm is hard to get into



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43126480)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade community account

incredibly important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43192421)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:15 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

Enjoying my ignore list, champ? Contribute or gtfo

—Sully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43193392)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Thriller bistre stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#48473837)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#48473992)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Free-loading Sanctuary

180 thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#43519101)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

Thanks

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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Thriller bistre stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#48933553)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha



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Date: March 6th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the government, media, and corporations are wont to suppress.

192. Ukraine is a country in Europe.

193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional

194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities

195. Coronavirus came from China

196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large

197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#44098179)



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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:20 PM
Author: Thriller bistre stage fanboi



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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#44509031)



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Date: November 6th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Thriller bistre stage fanboi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HGEZXTy8Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#45447763)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis

199. COVID was Engineered in a lab

200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46807945)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser garrison

most of these are not prole wisdom but basic fact. Specifically everything about blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46807954)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:15 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

You sound like you have limited experience with proles. How was eating with chopsticks and/or PS1 System Link growing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46807991)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser garrison

I grew up in a prole neighborhood in the Prole Capital. the op list is mostly sound advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46807997)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: ocher box office alpha

yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in reality, but they also have their blind spots, meaning they fail to understand complex systems. So they have solid common sense, but they'll also emphasize that working at Mcdonalds builds CHARACTER while Preps are doing Internships and shit. they don't understand complex artificial systems ime. Just one example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#46808092)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: ocher box office alpha

201. Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#47521859)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: Sadistic bespoke corner

202. A dull blade is far more dangerous to the wielder than a sharp one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#49622501)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: cowgod

203. If your check engine light is not blinking, it is probably fine until next week.

204. Never buy the first model year after a redesign.

205. A house is always a good investment because they are not making any more land.

206. HR is there to protect the employee.

207. HR is there to protect the company.

208. If a man has a clean garage, he has his life in order.

209. If you want loyalty, get a dog.

210. A resume should never be more than one page.

211. You should call after submitting an application so they know you are serious.

212. Nobody wants to work anymore.

213. College is a scam unless you are becoming a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or teacher.

214. Teachers get summers off.

215. Chiropractors are quacks, except the good ones.

216. Never let the tank get below a quarter in winter.

217. Premium gas cleans the engine out.

218. A car with highway miles is basically new.

219. Leasing is throwing money away.

220. Buying new is throwing money away because it loses value when you drive it off the lot.

221. The dealership makes all its money in the finance office.

222. Never tell them what monthly payment you want.

223. They do not make small trucks anymore because of regulations.

224. The best time to buy a car is the last day of the month.

225. You should change your oil before a long trip.

226. Letting a car sit is worse than driving it.

227. A battery can test good and still be bad.

228. Alternators either work or they do not.

229. If your tires are wearing unevenly, you need an alignment.

230. If the steering wheel shakes, it is probably the rotors.

231. If the A/C stops blowing cold, it just needs Freon.

232. If the heat stops working, it is probably the thermostat.

233. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or mattresses.

234. Updating your phone slows it down on purpose.

235. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

236. You can be fired for anything because every state is right-to-work.

237. If they ask you to resign, make them fire you.

238. If you quit, you cannot get unemployment.

239. It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

240. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

241. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

242. If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.

243. Never lend money to family unless you are prepared to lose it.

244. Blood is thicker than water.

245. Nobody is ever really ready to have kids.

246. Everything happens for a reason.

247. God never gives you more than you can handle.

248. Time heals all wounds.

249. Poor people stay poor because they do not know how to budget.

250. Rich people stay rich because they know how to use debt.

251. Cash is king.

252. A raise can hurt you if it pushes you into the next bracket.

253. Buy once, cry once.

254. Good fences make good neighbors.

255. Mold is everywhere.

256. Heat rises.

257. Cold air comes in around the windows.

258. Ceiling fans should spin the other way in winter.

259. Never go to the grocery store hungry.

260. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

261. Feed a cold, starve a fever.

262. You lose most of your heat through your head.

263. Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes.

264. Reading in the dark ruins your eyes.

265. Shaving makes hair grow back thicker.

266. If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.

267. Going outside with wet hair will make you sick.

268. Stretching prevents injuries.

269. Muscle weighs more than fat.

270. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

271. Liquor before beer, you are in the clear.

272. Coffee sobers you up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#49977140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: sup killa (๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฃ)

223. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or [insert the business you're in].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2/#49977211)