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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: diverse mother



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: rusted mood

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: diverse mother

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Haunting stead

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: diverse mother

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard corn cake

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: erotic wild abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Abusive rehab faggotry

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: diverse mother

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Abusive rehab faggotry

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: diverse mother

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Abusive rehab faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: diverse mother

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Abusive rehab faggotry

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: diverse mother

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sepia Mildly Autistic Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: diverse mother

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Supple scourge upon the earth tanning salon

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: diverse mother

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Supple scourge upon the earth tanning salon

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: diverse mother

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Supple scourge upon the earth tanning salon

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: diverse mother

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution potus

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: diverse mother

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49924038)