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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
appetizing crimson station
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
tripping rigpig
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
appetizing crimson station
  04/14/22
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Pink legend lodge
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
avocado pea-brained brunch milk
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
appetizing crimson station
  04/14/22
...
avocado pea-brained brunch milk
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
blue talented bbw brethren
  04/14/22
...
Bright contagious laser beams
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Swashbuckling pit
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
appetizing crimson station
  04/28/22
...
appetizing crimson station
  07/04/23
...
Bright contagious laser beams
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
azure concupiscible orchestra pit feces
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Slap-happy cerebral state
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
appetizing crimson station
  04/27/24
?
Slap-happy cerebral state
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
appetizing crimson station
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Slap-happy cerebral state
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
appetizing crimson station
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Slap-happy cerebral state
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
dull market
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Slap-happy cerebral state
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
dull market
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
orange whorehouse boltzmann
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Adulterous Curious Abode
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Gold trailer park
  04/24/26
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Trip ruddy garrison goyim
  04/27/24
180
Jet awkward prole
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Swashbuckling pit
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Jet awkward prole
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
dull market
  04/27/24
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primrose arrogant stag film
  04/27/24
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Trip ruddy garrison goyim
  10/08/24
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fluffy nowag
  10/08/24
...
Unholy comical puppy
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
irate fragrant coldplay fan school
  06/06/24
...
Hairless 180 library personal credit line
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Fantasy-prone titillating telephone
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse Athletic Conference
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Fantasy-prone titillating telephone
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse Athletic Conference
  06/06/24
...
useless karate
  04/24/26
...
fluffy nowag
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
appetizing crimson station
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
appetizing crimson station
  09/14/25
...
passionate narrow-minded double fault
  03/31/26
flame?
Garnet medicated house
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
appetizing crimson station
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Nudist milky cuck
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
cordovan candlestick maker
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Nudist milky cuck
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
galvanic infuriating gay wizard place of business
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
useless karate
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: tripping rigpig

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Pink legend lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: avocado pea-brained brunch milk

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: avocado pea-brained brunch milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: blue talented bbw brethren

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Bright contagious laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: appetizing crimson station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Bright contagious laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: azure concupiscible orchestra pit feces

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral state

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral state

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral state

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral state

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: dull market

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral state

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: dull market

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: orange whorehouse boltzmann

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Curious Abode

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Gold trailer park

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Trip ruddy garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Jet awkward prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Jet awkward prole

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: dull market

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: primrose arrogant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Trip ruddy garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: fluffy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Unholy comical puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: irate fragrant coldplay fan school

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Hairless 180 library personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone titillating telephone

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse Athletic Conference

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone titillating telephone

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse Athletic Conference

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: useless karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: fluffy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: passionate narrow-minded double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Garnet medicated house

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing crimson station

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Nudist milky cuck

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: cordovan candlestick maker

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Nudist milky cuck

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: galvanic infuriating gay wizard place of business

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: useless karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50021007)