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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Electric hairy legs stead
  07/17/22
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Fragrant kitty sex offender
  07/17/22
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Vibrant main people
  07/17/22
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coiffed cordovan headpube center
  07/18/22
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Electric hairy legs stead
  09/29/22
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Electric hairy legs stead
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Twinkling Lascivious Yarmulke
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Twinkling Lascivious Yarmulke
  01/07/23
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coiffed cordovan headpube center
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Passionate learning disabled weed whacker
  03/18/23
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Electric hairy legs stead
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
startled death wish
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
green locale rigpig
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
salmon sneaky criminal ceo
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/23/24
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Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
light vivacious lay
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Bat shit crazy milky crotch gay wizard
  09/28/24
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Electric hairy legs stead
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Electric hairy legs stead

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Fragrant kitty sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Vibrant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: coiffed cordovan headpube center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Electric hairy legs stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Electric hairy legs stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Twinkling Lascivious Yarmulke

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Lascivious Yarmulke

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: coiffed cordovan headpube center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Passionate learning disabled weed whacker

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Electric hairy legs stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Aquamarine Beady-eyed Parlor

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: startled death wish

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: green locale rigpig

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: salmon sneaky criminal ceo

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: light vivacious lay

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy milky crotch gay wizard

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Electric hairy legs stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Flickering Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Point

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932244)