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Wife was forced to hire a hot blonde 18 y/o nanny and is absolutely SEETHING
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon 180 not flame. She was going back to work after being out on leave and we lost the mon/wed/fri nanny while she was out. She had been trying to hire another and dealing with a lot of nonsense from candidates who ghosted when she asked to interview them, and also the issue that we aren't in a densely populated area so there aren't that many candidates to begin with and some don't want to commute.
Anyways, she was running out of time to get someone and was desperate with no viable options, so she had to overpay to hire someone with relatively little experience and was bitter about it. I didn't know who the new nanny was, hadn't met her or seen pics, but I could sense some latent hostility every time my wife mentioned her.
Today was her first day, and I go downstairs to grab some lunch (wife and I are both WFH) and there is an objective 8.5 / 10 athletic, tanned, blonde 18 y/o stunner in the kitchen playing playdough with the kids, everyone seemingly having a blast. She seems super nice and professional and says the kids have been great. Normally there is a bit of a rough transition period with toddler tantrums when we get a new nanny. Everything seems to be going perfectly, which is how I know my wife absolutely WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.
Later when we're both done with work and having dinner, the conversation immediately begins like this:
Her: I'm thinking of getting rid of the new nanny.
Me: Why? When I came down it seemed like she was doing a good job and the kids were happy.
Her: Because she's 18 years old and hot.
Me: That isn't fair. You knew what she looked like when you hired her.
Her: Well she was the only option, I didn't have a choice.
Me: Relax, it's actually better that she's 18 because I'm just an old man to her. No 18 yo is trying to steal a man with money and kids. It's the ones in their mid/late 20s that are homewreckers.
Her: But you don't look old...
She basically wants me to not ever be around or speak with this nanny, who SHE chose to hire. LMAO. Women are 180.
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:53 PM Author: vibrant misunderstood psychic public bath LOL
Never met a woman before, first time?
Women = irrational jealousy about younger hotter women. ALL women are like this.
Good luck sir and keep the obvious flame coming. You are 100% fuct on this. Letting a hot 18 year old in the home is like giving Hunter Biden a bump of coke and saying whatever you do, don't snort this ok. Just don't do it.
And your wife is right. She's not an intentional home wrecker, just a birdbrain who could catch the FEELS. She might grow attached to your kids and start to picture herself as the mom in her birdbrain head and think of you as the husband and father figure while she rubs her clit. Women LOVE established guys with a stable life and what better move to make the JUMP to new wife without ever having to strive and take on the world. Not all women are like this and it comes down to individual personality, but by God, some of them are! |
Date: March 16th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: Dead territorial tanning salon pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750017) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: talented cruise ship doctorate please don't post pictures of your nanny on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750018) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Dead territorial tanning salon hey guys i bet this LOSER throws a GREAT party, everyone make sure to RSVP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750022) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon I wouldn't, I'm trying to be completely respectful of the whole situation. I just care that the kids are happy. It's hilarious that my wife is all worked up about it though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750024) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: vibrant misunderstood psychic public bath Yeah what could POSSIBLY go wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750033) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:42 PM Author: titillating property trust fund i thought for sure this was flame until i read your first sentence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750020) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Frum Shaky Goal In Life women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750027) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: slate digit ratio native Where the hell are the pictures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750030) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751235) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:20 AM Author: Haunting Meetinghouse Stain We tried the au pair thing once. Wife asked her to leave after 2 weeks for this exact reason. It was shameful as the girl did a good job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49750294) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon Ok, this is just comical. For some reason the girl asked if she could bring her friend just for today to help watch the kids, so now there are apparently TWO blond 18 year olds in my kitchen right now. I haven't been downstairs yet, but I guess I'll have a sandwich for lunch since that will take longer to make than something I can throw in the microwave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751232) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: mewling impertinent foreskin She probably wanted to show her friend the new hot dad she's working for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751241) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: pontificating beta school cafeteria mexican I recently watched a couple of "documentaries" about this kind of dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751253) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Naked Maroon Toaster Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751350) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Spectacular den How much does she charge? I have a babbydood on the way and need to pepper my angus for childcare costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751239) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon The newest is $25/hr. The one we lost that she was replacing was good and $15/hr. The majority of them have been $20/hr. That seems like about the going rate around here. I think the going rate may be more like $25-$30 in high COL areas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751338) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Chrome charismatic casino damn 15/hr is insanely cheap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751558) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Spectacular den 25 sounds like babysitter money, I thought nannies were much more time w/ babby. Is she doing full days with the kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751697) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon Yeah, full days. Like I said, nannies are probably more expensive in some places but not here. The one we had before was an old retired lady for $15/hr and she was excellent. She just missed her own kids and wanted to be around some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751707) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: mewling impertinent foreskin Now this is fucking content. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751240) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Lavender lay Its strange how women enjoy having shitty nannies that fuck up so they can condescend to them and "vent" to you/others about how awful the nanny is
My sister was a nanny for a minute and would tell me about how the mothers would just straight up get in your face and say insane stuff about how awful you are at nannying but they never fired them, they relished it. My sister is a fat lazy retard so I always wondered how she managed to hold down the jobs, but then it clicked
It probably pisses them off to watch a "good" nanny make their kids actually happy/contented, they no longer have an aspect of life they can leverage to spread their inherent misery and micromanage you as a husband |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Vengeful wonderful twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751274) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon We had a nanny last year that engaged in a series of minor slights and breaches of decorum and my wife was constantly bitching about it (but to ME, not standing up to the nanny). To be fair, they were legitimate grievances, but the wife's reaction to them was very disproportionate.
I don't think she likes having shitty nannies at all. The tuesday/thursday nanny is the "golden nanny" who the wife constantly praises and even kept her hired during leave so we could keep her. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Lavender lay Youre a retard, she loves every minute of righteous indignation, women are always looking for something to be OUTRAGED about. Your wife is insane like all women. You didnt out the transgressions so I know its birdbrain bullshit. She probably spends a lot of time braying and waiting for things to catalogue to recount to you. You should be glad the nanny is there to "soak up" her birdbrain antics, you should honestly get in on the action and hype her up about it if you know whats good for you.
Women should sincerely be socked in the face now and again but we live in insane times
Logical thinking is rooted in fear, people think rationally and logically when they have things to fear, women have nothing to fear anymore and its big problem imo and causes all this irrational pathological behavior. Get hit in the fucking face one time and you wont have time to think about how your nanny "breached decorum" |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Dead territorial tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751389) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon One of the transgressions was that this nanny had another family that she worked for on days she wasn't with us. Apparently she baked a pie for them in our kitchen while on the job and used some of wife's spices and other cooking supplies without asking. I don't think that's acceptable.
This nanny was also supposed to be cleaning the while kid was napping (not maid work, cleaning up kid's toys and meals) and there were days where instead of cleaning up during this period, the nanny herself was napping.
I think these are legitimate complaints. The nanny wasn't doing part of the job she was hired to do. There were others that were more tenuous. For example, after cooking the pie, the nanny apparently washed wife's new cookware IN THE DISHWASHER when wife had been washing it by hand, and this was treated as its own outrage in addition to the pie. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Lavender lay oh no the spices THE COOKWARE holy fuck this is faggy
your insane wife has really done a number on u LOL
IN THE DISHWASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon When someone is on the clock, they should be doing their job. The wife's overreactions were insane but I agree about the general nature of the complaints, except for the cookware. I mocked her for that because the cookware was completely unharmed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751554) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Lavender lay holy fuck @ getting married you have typed cookware like 40x Ive gone years without typing out cookware this is insane |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Chrome charismatic casino everyone who gets serious about cooking acquires some tools, cookware, etc that last much longer when hand washed. for a lot of people, this happens way before marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751574) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: mewling impertinent foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751575) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Low-t goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751616) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Lavender lay Is the "golden" nanny uglier/older/minority (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751377) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon yes the golden nanny is a 2/10 minority but is also legitimately a good nanny. Type A college student, extremely professional and problem-free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751472) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Lavender lay Stopped reading at minority Women are worthless hth
She just wants that comfort of knowing her nanny is beneath her in every respect, any retard can feed kids and keep them contented once they get to know the kids.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: mewling impertinent foreskin Yeah pretty weird haha huh wonder why they are like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751330) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Burgundy half-breed hominid sometimes it seems like a lot of women just want to be miserable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751343) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: awkward spot partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751548) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon I didn't date azns, much less marry one. The only notable interaction I had with an azn was spending the night with one after a first date and pounding her out 5x and then she started getting uppity when she wanted to be exclusive after one date and I was hesitant and then she got downright pissed and I ghosted her.
I am under no illusions that this chick wants me though. If I was in peak shape I could probably still pull SOME young chicks, but very hit and miss since only a certain % are even open to it. I haven't worked out in 1.5 yrs though and it's just not gonna happen without being ripped. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: passionate library This is how I got my first mistress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751552) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon What are your PROTIPS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751885) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: passionate library Same way you hook up with anyone you shouldn’t. Prolonged aggressive eye contact, faux-incidental bodily contact, touch her tits with the back of your hands when you take the kid from her, when you get a moan or a head-back mouth opening, move in and manhandle her. Young girls are, paradoxically, easier to fuck than older ones, holding constant the amount of organic exposure to them you have (that tends to be the bottleneck for banging 20 y/o’s if you’re a good-looking, tall, rich, white guy). They get horny, are undisciplined, and the good ones lack self-confidence/worth. Mine was super skinny (coltish is the word I’d use) and cute but was a cutter because her parents got divorced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755238) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: marvelous insecure friendly grandma when did the wife catch on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755476) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: passionate library The very second she opened the door and saw her for the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755529) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: pontificating beta school cafeteria mexican cutters give me the willies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755512) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: passionate library She's tattoo-less, which I always marvel at since it takes a fucking miracle these days.
I'll take some classy flesh-colored cut marks on the thighs over some gross trashy "ink" any day. |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: swollen temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755609) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon Ok, I just went downstairs and the friend is marginally hotter than the original nanny. Slightly better face, slightly worse body. Both 8.5+. Very similar looking, took a bit to register which one was which. So basically my chances are doubled. They were 50/50 before (it will happen or it won't happen), and doubling them puts it at an even 100% if the friend starts showing up regularly. I just hope that somehow these girls manage to survive my wife another month or two to make it to pool season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751764) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: mewling impertinent foreskin Are they doting over your children in a cute and feminine way that causes you to involuntarily become sexually aroused toward them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751784) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: pontificating beta school cafeteria mexican This has great long play potential, don't fuck it up please, for all our sakes, we need this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751795) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Dead territorial tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751809) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: arousing party of the first part dragon If I fuck it up, I'll be fucking up my own IRL. Like I said at the beginning, this is all 180 NOT FLAME, so my own fortunes rise and fall with the outcome of this thread.
Today both girls were wearing tight black yoga pants, the more conventional kind, not the new-style workout pants with the seam molded to go deep into the asscrack. So not quite a PEAK scenario, but having the clothing remain a constant did give a solid comparative basis for rating them against each other. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: pontificating beta school cafeteria mexican Go on. For God's sake, go on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49751934) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: titillating property trust fund to be fair, ten pictures would be worth ten thousand words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755291) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: vibrant misunderstood psychic public bath You should confess your feelings to your wife about this. And tell her it's not just carnal lust but on a deeper emotional level you can't explain and that you haven't felt this way about anyone since high school.
This is not legal advice. |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: disturbing multi-billionaire Did not finish reading, you are a faggot cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755745) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: heady useless brakes theater stage Where the fuck are the pictures, dork? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846656&forum_id=2/#49755777) |