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The Magic of Sydney Sweeney explained
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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry - full blood indigenous European with fair phenotype, ie natural blonde, blue eyes, even if she throws in some hair dye. Most prestigious race/complexion possible. - height at 5'3" not a midget but not a giantess. Good height for 97% of guys - average intelligence, appreciates the simple things, approachable, not caught up in stupid culture war nonsense. Not a wife of a Scholar per se but would work well for almost any guy unless you're super nerdy and need your wife to be an egghead (some do but it's rare) - A trad in the sense of just living life and not overthinking things. More feminine than tradwomen online bloviating their opinions, even if they're good ones. - Decently pretty face even though she's not elite tier compared to the other best looking women on Earth but still high up the food chain. Her face is the biggest weakness although it's better than passable. It exceeds minimum requirements - this is the kicker. She has a rare body type. Big tits and skinny waist is almost unheard of. Usually you get thin chicks with no tits or fat chicks with big tits but the impossible bodytype combo is insane. A lot of women don't realize that men go crazy for TOAS, which is the most prestigious bodytype.
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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring narrow-minded turdskin national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768426) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry this is a true story I knew this black chick back in the day and she was very nice but she was unfortunately not great lookin to say the least. she was very polite and a nice person nothing against her. but I noticed that she had a habit of scrolling social media and her ENTIRE FEED was beautiful white chicks. Like obviously not in lewd poses that men seek but more like glamour type shit. It was WALL TO WALL white bitches on her phone she would just look at em all day. I felt so bad for her. Poor soul. Like me I got a ton of problems but like 93% of them are fixable in the long run. This chick had ONE problem and it was never going away lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768613) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: dull plaza great poast, stocking coal for goyim tp. you make some solid and convincing points on this matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768427) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry someone had to lay it out crystal clear imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768608) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: jet-lagged ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768433) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Copper Den Gaping Sabrina Carpenter's a clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768622) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Yeah I couldn't jerk it to her if there was a million dollars on the line if I came (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768629) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: cerebral theater stage goal in life "In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2) Tudor-style home in Los Angeles, for US$3 million.[111] In 2023, she bought a US$9.9 million "fixer-upper mansion" in Los Angeles's Bel Air neighborhood, and in 2024 she bought a US$13.5 million home in the Florida Keys.[111]"
yeah she "appreciates the simple things" lol. |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: dull plaza don't talk about our queen like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768643) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry she gets paid millions of dollars to be hot and lick doritos seductively or whatever and act in small roles in big ensemble shows. btw in the 90s most people's grandparents had a house in the keys and another one in bel-air. it was normal until the government printed trillions of dollars and the housing market was flooded with third worlders. just sayin'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768646) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: cerebral theater stage goal in life she's already 28 and "dating" some nepo Jewish record exec. imagine how much she'd laugh and sneer at you if she knew you were worshipping and pining after her here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768653) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: dull plaza she dumped that guy and she's gonna marry a random chud instead like lana del rey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768658) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry you mean that the internationally famous global superstar with near perfect phenotype and hundreds of millions of suitors doesn't care about me, an xopoa? you've gotta be kidding!
the Sweeney Isn't Hot crowd are in some of the deepest denial of anyone around. Yeah she makes my dick hard. What am I supposed to do, lie about it? I haven't given her a dime. I don't follow her on social media. I don't even think I've seen one of her movies. How am I simpin'? I'm just acknowledging reality unlike you, you seem like you believe in the climate hoax or the Holocaust dummy. I'm spittin' facts. |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: dull plaza it's always jews and other nons. she makes them extremely angry because she represents White beauty standards and it makes them extremely upset to see White preferences represented in "media" instead of forcememed jewish hags like "gal gadot" or brown mud creatures like "zendayya" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768683) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: cerebral theater stage goal in life No, I don't care at all. I was just ridiculing OP for this fawning poast about some celebrity chick he doesn't even really know anything about, and I already showed evidence that she's not the "chill" chick he seems to think she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768692) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Yeah she's definitely not chill. She's like, totally insane. 🙄 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768745) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Obsidian rambunctious step-uncle's house water buffalo From the greeks to the romans to the Renaissance to present day, white culture has always, more than anything, focussed on a hip to waist ratio of 0.75 and below as being THE most important metric of female beauty.
The only exception is GenX which somehow started caring only about tits.
Sorry brej, but she fails on this universal and historically fully white metric.
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry You can never underestimate the capacity of browns to be enraged about being brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768738) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: dull plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769130) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Vigorous stag film To be fair,
MFCR
Guys at my middle-class goy high school back in the day all had grandparents with double vacation homes in the Keys and Bel-Air which they used to travel between regularly using their private jets, it was NBD... |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry To be fair in the 80s these homes were like 75k
My grandparents had a home in one of these but not both. I guess you could say if they were a little more successful they could have doubled up. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: Vigorous stag film To be fair,
Just asked ChatGPT what the average home price in Bel-Air in the 1980s was, here's what it said:
"What homes actually sold for in Bel-Air (late 1980s)
A typical luxury home sale around 1990: ~$1.5 million
Higher-end homes in the same period: often ~$3 million or more
New or trophy properties late in the 1980s boom: ~$9M+ listings
👉 This gives a very wide band, but importantly:
'Normal' Bel-Air homes: low-to-mid millions
Prime estates: multi-million (often far higher)"
You're probably right though, $75k sounds more accurate IMO. Maybe even $50k if you got a nice deal! ;) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Yeah virtually no one born in the early 1900s had 1.5 million dollars saved by 1980. Also do Key West I bet it was a lot cheaper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49772572) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Obsidian rambunctious step-uncle's house water buffalo Her Achilles Heel is not her face. It's her narrow hips relative to her waist. She and those around her are very aware of this and she puts a ton of effort into hiding / mitigating this through posing, camera angles, outfit choices, etc.
Still hot AF, but since we're doing a deep dive... |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry they look fine to me. some of us aren't black and don't want an hourglass Kardashian. this thread is for WHITES only and we like our blocky women okay fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768661) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: dull plaza ☝️💯👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768666) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Obsidian rambunctious step-uncle's house water buffalo https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwhat-body-type-is-sydney-sweeney-v0-k1v11xm02qvd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc6ea17f9e272b89fe8fa29226eb5caaa5c7c3ca4
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry go back to china (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768676) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: Obsidian rambunctious step-uncle's house water buffalo Compare with the top-tier hip to waist ratio of xo brandy melville scarlett liethold
https://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/images/models/158808/scarlett-leithold-578896-fit.jpg |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:47 PM Author: puce fear-inspiring state striped hyena Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49772557) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: appetizing personal credit line place of business if she was a demure B-cup, would all this still apply?
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry No! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49768795) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Obsidian rambunctious step-uncle's house water buffalo I'd find her more attractive with classy Bs. (Note that I'm not GenX, so I don't have a bizarre fetish for oafish old-lady tits) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769150) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Carnelian razzmatazz hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769180) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: hideous sex offender rigpig on the one hand, she went out on black wednesday in chicago to a dive bar.
on the other, she was on that retarded whatever podcast and said a guy should make like 2 million a year. |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry what? who cares about any of this? dafuk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769258) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: hideous sex offender rigpig "appreciates the simple things, approachable" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769273) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Yeah it's called an image. She projects an image. In her reality she doesn't want a guy who can't keep up with her lifestyle. But that's not the image she portrays. Don't you get it's about optics? That's what Hollywood has always been. It's all smoke and mirrors. She makes you feel a certain way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769316) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: hideous sex offender rigpig my lifestyle determines my deathstyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769398) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769408) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Blue Friendly Grandma Chad Love that I immediately knew TOAS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769366) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:43 PM Author: Magical Indecent Dopamine I realize XO will never believe me but I fucked a chick who was a hotter version of Sydney Sweeney with a better face. Every time I see Syndey in the news, it brings back memories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769368) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry I fucked a lot of chicks with big tits and a pretty face. None of them had a tummy that flat. Or even close. Let's be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769395) |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Magical Indecent Dopamine I am being very honest my man.
Not going to pretend like this chick was common or easy to get. It was a lifetime-level achievement for me. But I did it. |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 11:02 PM Author: Bespoke Cyan Dingle Berry Big if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49769533) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Copper Den Gaping how much did she charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49770635) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: deranged community account she had great tits and shows them off, pretty fucking simple. She's short and has a downsy face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49772543) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:48 PM Author: puce fear-inspiring state striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49772560) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:48 PM Author: puce fear-inspiring state striped hyena She's definitely legit retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2/#49772561) |