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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Arousing maniacal karate
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/01/26
120...
Arousing maniacal karate
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Abusive trip stain pit
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Abusive trip stain pit
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
adventurous toaster
  06/01/26
...
mentally impaired corner
  06/01/26
...
Effete marvelous brunch black woman
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
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indecent sienna blood rage site
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Insecure Quadroon
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
mentally impaired corner
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
mentally impaired corner
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
...
Violet state
  06/02/26
you maed it
pale electric furnace dingle berry
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
dashing rusted tanning salon
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
sadistic water buffalo
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
stirring puppy legal warrant
  06/01/26
what job did you have
fragrant twinkling friendly grandma
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
godawful degenerate theatre
  06/01/26
...
chestnut wonderful alpha
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
sapphire overrated mad cow disease
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
sapphire overrated mad cow disease
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
claret corn cake
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
aromatic azure boltzmann
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
aromatic azure boltzmann
  06/01/26
...
Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap
  06/03/26
...
tripping green theater multi-billionaire
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
sadistic water buffalo
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
sadistic water buffalo
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
nubile federal round eye
  06/02/26
...
sepia temple
  06/02/26
...
mentally impaired corner
  06/02/26
...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/03/26
...
Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap
  06/03/26
...
sadistic water buffalo
  06/03/26
...
indecent sienna blood rage site
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Bright Internet-worthy Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Doobsian elastic band
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
sepia temple
  06/03/26
...
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/03/26
...
Doobsian elastic band
  06/03/26
...
Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap
  06/03/26
...
sadistic water buffalo
  06/03/26
...
Walnut voyeur
  06/03/26
...
Arousing maniacal karate
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Self-centered curious newt shitlib
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
House-broken Coffee Pot
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Doobsian elastic band
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Arousing maniacal karate

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Arousing maniacal karate

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Abusive trip stain pit

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Abusive trip stain pit

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: adventurous toaster

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Effete marvelous brunch black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: indecent sienna blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Insecure Quadroon

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired corner

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired corner

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Violet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: pale electric furnace dingle berry

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: dashing rusted tanning salon

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: stirring puppy legal warrant

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: fragrant twinkling friendly grandma

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: godawful degenerate theatre

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: chestnut wonderful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: sapphire overrated mad cow disease

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: sapphire overrated mad cow disease

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: claret corn cake

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: aromatic azure boltzmann

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: glittery nursing home mad-dog skullcap

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: aromatic azure boltzmann

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: tripping green theater multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: nubile federal round eye

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: sepia temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: indecent sienna blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Bright Internet-worthy Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac national security agency masturbator

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Doobsian elastic band

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: sepia temple

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Doobsian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Topaz Passionate Selfie Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Walnut voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Arousing maniacal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Self-centered curious newt shitlib

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: House-broken Coffee Pot

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Doobsian elastic band

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912932)