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Just got into a HUGE argument with my wife at a dinner with friends
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| The Penis | 08/21/26 |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 2:00 AM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III She’s from some small town and we met in college.
She said “oh my sister just had the baby today!” Everyone was like that’s amazing. I chimed in and said “how many kids does that make for your sister?”
She looked at me with that look like “you’re drunk where is this going?”
She responded “two.” Then I said “no she has one.”
She said “what the fuck are you talking about Johnsmeyer?”
I said “your family is a bunch of half breeds. Hillbillies. And the definition of half breed is one half of a human being. So two half breeds equal one human.”
Then she started laughing and said “oh god. Coming from a person who is half the height of a normal man?”
The whole table started laughing and jeering.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 2:00 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895522&forum_id=2/#50082213) |