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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Fuchsia supple police squad
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Fuchsia supple police squad
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Fuchsia supple police squad
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Fuchsia supple police squad
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
twisted athletic conference
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
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stubborn dull mexican
  05/22/26
His moniker?
lemon boyish piazza hissy fit
  05/22/26
Colt
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Deranged brunch potus
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adulterous mind-boggling hominid
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
beady-eyed well-lubricated stock car
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Deranged brunch potus
  05/22/26
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crusty abusive property
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Deranged brunch potus
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
stubborn dull mexican
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Deranged brunch potus
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Underhanded contagious corn cake theater stage
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Diverse nibblets
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
chrome glittery church regret
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
hairraiser clown library
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Aromatic Gunner Temple
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
hairraiser clown library
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
beady-eyed well-lubricated stock car
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
twisted athletic conference
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naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
razzmatazz step-uncle's house
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naked death wish half-breed
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
naked death wish half-breed
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Henna Galvanic Nursing Home Rigpig
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
stubborn dull mexican
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mods
Pontificating electric furnace senate
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Buck-toothed station
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Racy salmon trailer park
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Buck-toothed station
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Racy salmon trailer park
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Chocolate Psychic Locus
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Buck-toothed station
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
multi-colored cumskin
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
lol
twisted athletic conference
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
razzmatazz step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
naked death wish half-breed
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker
  05/22/26
Link?
naked death wish half-breed
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Bat shit crazy spectacular roast beef codepig
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
naked death wish half-breed
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
naked death wish half-breed
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
electric fluffy lodge friendly grandma
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They have a pretty sick IG
naked death wish half-breed
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Impressive dragon set
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Killself seems appropriate
Orchid thriller filthpig
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
hateful abode boltzmann
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
naked death wish half-breed
  05/24/26
AI
crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
stubborn dull mexican
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
floppy goyim pozpig
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
sepia curious trump supporter
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
naked death wish half-breed
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Buck-toothed station
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Irradiated ceo
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: stubborn dull mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: lemon boyish piazza hissy fit

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Deranged brunch potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: magenta box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hairraiser clown library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: adulterous mind-boggling hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed well-lubricated stock car

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Deranged brunch potus

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: crusty abusive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Deranged brunch potus

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: stubborn dull mexican

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Deranged brunch potus

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Underhanded contagious corn cake theater stage

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: chrome glittery church regret

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hairraiser clown library

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Gunner Temple

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: hairraiser clown library

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed well-lubricated stock car

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Henna Galvanic Nursing Home Rigpig

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: stubborn dull mexican

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace senate

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed station

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Racy salmon trailer park

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed station

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Racy salmon trailer park

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Chocolate Psychic Locus

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Buck-toothed station

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy spectacular roast beef codepig

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: electric fluffy lodge friendly grandma

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring weed whacker

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Impressive dragon set

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Orchid thriller filthpig

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: hateful abode boltzmann

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: crystalline provocative dilemma party of the first part

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: stubborn dull mexican

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: floppy goyim pozpig

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: sepia curious trump supporter

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: naked death wish half-breed

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed station

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Irradiated ceo

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50068093)