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What's CSLG's net worth poast divorce? Is he still an UHNW? Why was he bragging

about his new house etc
Histrionic Windowlicker Native
  07/10/26
I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this Assume ...
brass heady turdskin
  07/10/26
minimal child support? you want to rethink that? he makes $...
Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home
  07/10/26
minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially mo...
brass heady turdskin
  07/10/26
unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child...
Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home
  07/10/26
way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.
Spectacular Magical Parlour
  07/10/26
i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misr...
brass heady turdskin
  07/10/26
Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.
Spectacular Magical Parlour
  07/10/26
on the public docket?
mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner
  07/10/26
on the public docket
Spectacular Magical Parlour
  07/10/26
that's a lot of nw!
mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner
  07/10/26
...
Peach brethren
  07/10/26
Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for ...
Beta galvanic den
  07/10/26
too high whatever it is
Cerise Mind-boggling Roommate Site
  07/10/26
He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipelin...
180 elite laser beams temple
  07/10/26
it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible sys...
gay appetizing gas station
  07/10/26
I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsens...
mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage
  07/10/26
Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi res...
Curious pea-brained orchestra pit background story
  07/10/26
Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry
mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage
  07/10/26
in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for...
Peach brethren
  07/10/26
without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw ...
Chocolate pocket flask
  07/10/26
amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly...
Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant
  07/11/26
WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN F...
Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant
  07/11/26
his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiro...
mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner
  07/10/26
TT has a higher NW now
Beta galvanic den
  07/10/26
Thank god the world is finally back to making sense
autistic shrine
  07/10/26
All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSL...
Splenetic Doobsian Indian Lodge Ladyboy
  07/10/26
didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?
mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage
  07/11/26
I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and c...
Splenetic Doobsian Indian Lodge Ladyboy
  07/11/26
Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heart...
supple skinny woman
  07/10/26
nah
mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage
  07/11/26
### This has been a message from United States Secretary of...
erotic insanely creepy church building coldplay fan
  07/11/26
Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's...
hot orange hall
  07/11/26
Lol
Peach brethren
  07/11/26
I enjoy being 5'11
Beta galvanic den
  07/11/26
lolllllllllllll
Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant
  07/11/26
Trust me, he's fine.
Passionate Yapping Set Striped Hyena
  07/11/26
He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not e...
Spectacular Magical Parlour
  07/11/26
He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil t...
Bright police squad macaca
  07/11/26
are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hooveri...
Khaki Sex Offender
  07/11/26
That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4...
brass heady turdskin
  07/11/26
your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split w...
Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home
  07/12/26
Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he boug...
brass heady turdskin
  07/11/26
because he is a bottom tier prole?
hot orange hall
  07/11/26
I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very n...
Bright police squad macaca
  07/12/26
why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have m...
brass heady turdskin
  07/12/26
It’s not for sale
Bright police squad macaca
  07/12/26
everything's for sale for the right price if its worth 2 ...
brass heady turdskin
  07/12/26
Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?
mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage
  07/12/26
what are you clearing this year
Brindle aromatic pisswyrm
  07/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Windowlicker Native

about his new house etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49990989)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this

Assume cslg nw was $30 million (cash, stock market, homes, real estate) and he is taking $15 million profit from the business a year now. Let’s assign a 2x multiplier to value of the business so $30 million = $60 million nw

He would want to keep the business with her out over all else. She gets the home. Minimal child support as 50/50 custody even though he gets kids more. Probably arranged a 5-10 year payout. I think there was a prenup but they were together so long it was probably garbage, he also got a restraining order against her (lol)

lets assume $300k/year child support + $20 million payout over 10 years = $2,300,000/year. not too bad if he's making $15 mil/year pretax

So a substantial hit but one he will recover from from the business income



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991053)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home

minimal child support? you want to rethink that?

he makes $5m per year, she makes $50k



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991059)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially more than 50% custody in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991062)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home

unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child support. yes, he'll live, but child support is often minimal in comparison to net worth and it still pisses off the payers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991195)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Magical Parlour

way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991112)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misread - i wrote 60mm nw

lets see your analysis then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991129)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Magical Parlour

Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991165)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner

on the public docket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991229)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Magical Parlour

on the public docket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991231)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner

that's a lot of nw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991840)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Peach brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991843)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Beta galvanic den

Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for 10 y lol. Furk amerikkka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991354)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Cerise Mind-boggling Roommate Site

too high whatever it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991085)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: 180 elite laser beams temple

He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipeline currently to make it up

That’s how it was when I had my law firm partnership split. Kids etc might skew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991117)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: gay appetizing gas station

it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible system would assume that, absent a specific showing, her outcome without him would've been solidly median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991224)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage

I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsense. Things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991245)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained orchestra pit background story

Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991333)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage

Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991360)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Peach brethren

in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for years on end about how he couldn't have done it without her and blah blah blah blah he deserves to get raped for every penny possible and there are the poasts to prove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991846)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Chocolate pocket flask

without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991847)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant

amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly small and pampered kike life U FUCKING FAGGIT FREAK KILL URSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993313)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant

WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN FAGGIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993315)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: mahogany hairraiser mad-dog skullcap corner

his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiropractor - it's crazy she gets any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991234)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Beta galvanic den

TT has a higher NW now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991337)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: autistic shrine

Thank god the world is finally back to making sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991913)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Doobsian Indian Lodge Ladyboy

All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991929)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage

didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49992754)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Splenetic Doobsian Indian Lodge Ladyboy

I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and climb Teewinot for him. My life for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49992759)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: supple skinny woman

Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49991940)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49992752)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: erotic insanely creepy church building coldplay fan

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993319)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: hot orange hall

Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's def under 20 now. 180 that the money obsessed rat kike jew lost the only thing he valued. Obviously the $ was more important to him than his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49992772)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Peach brethren

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49992787)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Beta galvanic den

I enjoy being 5'11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993124)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cowardly coiffed station legal warrant

lolllllllllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993316)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Passionate Yapping Set Striped Hyena

Trust me, he's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993176)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Magical Parlour

He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not effect his life in any way whatsoever. Lol at the penny pinchers counting his money itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993183)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Bright police squad macaca

He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993206)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Khaki Sex Offender

are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hoovering up every case and getting insrnc co's to pay out 60 mil + to profit 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993304)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4/hour illegal alone had a 50 mil verdict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993317)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Maroon internet-worthy stain nursing home

your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split with a trial attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994395)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he bought and remodeled next to you is cookie cutter man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993338)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: hot orange hall

because he is a bottom tier prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49993345)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Bright police squad macaca

I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very nostalgic towards his childhood (this is less than 10 houses from his childhood home) and wants a home that recreates that. I believe this is the same model as the home he lived in as a kid.

If I had his money I’d live in hidden hills (if local) or a beach city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994731)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have multiple homes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994740)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Bright police squad macaca

It’s not for sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994794)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: brass heady turdskin

everything's for sale for the right price

if its worth 2 he could offer 4 and it's his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994795)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic cerebral lodge blood rage

Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994800)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Brindle aromatic pisswyrm

what are you clearing this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994418)