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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
charismatic pea-brained codepig theater
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Deep flesh knife
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
charismatic pea-brained codepig theater
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Deep flesh knife
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
charismatic pea-brained codepig theater
  10/03/12
dat racis
useless stage striped hyena
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
alcoholic national toaster
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Indecent forum
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
irradiated jew dysfunction
  10/11/12
180
light spot
  10/22/12
jesus....
twinkling box office
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
floppy hissy fit roast beef
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
floppy hissy fit roast beef
  12/22/15
still glad
floppy hissy fit roast beef
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rusted rehab private investor
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/03/12
prescient
Deep flesh knife
  10/30/12
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Deep flesh knife
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misanthropic arousing doctorate
  10/20/14
lol
motley smoky garrison
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Cruel-hearted bearded goal in life genital piercing
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
buck-toothed resort boiling water
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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pearl place of business indian lodge
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Beady-eyed dilemma idiot
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
flirting deer antler
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
low-t carnelian internal respiration menage
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
orange passionate telephone mood
  12/09/12
haha ty
Burgundy Piazza Ratface
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
cerebral generalized bond sanctuary
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
buck-toothed resort boiling water
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
flushed nibblets
  10/04/12
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razzle-dazzle citrine crackhouse potus
  12/05/12
xo at its best
bateful maroon shitlib
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
bull headed violent whorehouse
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/11/12
180
bateful maroon shitlib
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
razzmatazz shaky fanboi bawdyhouse
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/22/12
180
twisted native cuck
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Fluffy Bisexual Faggotry State
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mauve abode coldplay fan
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Swashbuckling Cheese-eating Principal's Office
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
scarlet senate
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/22/12
lol
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Odious balding lodge brethren
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Electric Yellow Point
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Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Deep flesh knife
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Deep flesh knife
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Deep flesh knife
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
ultramarine jet-lagged depressive
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/30/12
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navy locus boltzmann
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
razzle-dazzle citrine crackhouse potus
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/31/12
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Odious balding lodge brethren
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
rambunctious marvelous mexican
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twisted native cuck
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Spectacular water buffalo
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Slate parlor kitty
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
bespoke school cafeteria
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/02/12
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Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Deep flesh knife
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Deep flesh knife
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light spot
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Electric Yellow Point
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
180 kitchen
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
charismatic pea-brained codepig theater
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Swashbuckling Cheese-eating Principal's Office
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Spectacular water buffalo
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
startled underhanded range
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Bistre big-titted pit pervert
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Electric Yellow Point
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Deep flesh knife
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Comical Clown
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
mind-boggling bbw coffee pot
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
buck-toothed resort boiling water
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Aquamarine fragrant faggot firefighter
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
nubile goyim sneaky criminal
  12/05/12
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Electric Yellow Point
  12/09/12
Lies
Boyish nighttime ladyboy
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Electric Yellow Point
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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twisted native cuck
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
orange passionate telephone mood
  12/09/12
180.
Odious balding lodge brethren
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Deep flesh knife
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Odious balding lodge brethren
  01/12/13
Update?
Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
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brass old irish cottage voyeur
  02/08/13
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
  02/08/13
Second page!?
razzmatazz shaky fanboi bawdyhouse
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Comical Clown
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Slate parlor kitty
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excitant turdskin cruise ship
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Has the hippo tired?
Bearded office
  07/08/13
update?
canary curious home foreskin
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Odious balding lodge brethren
  08/17/13
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diverse carmine sex offender
  10/07/13
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vibrant school
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Adulterous orchid casino
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
turquoise degenerate roommate
  11/17/13
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mauve abode coldplay fan
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excitant turdskin cruise ship
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Any updates?
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Fluffy Bisexual Faggotry State
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light spot
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
titillating hospital hunting ground
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self-absorbed house pocket flask
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Bearded office
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
navy locus boltzmann
  02/12/15
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
navy locus boltzmann
  02/12/15
lets do this
Aquamarine fragrant faggot firefighter
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
autistic vivacious indirect expression
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
Boyish nighttime ladyboy
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
autistic vivacious indirect expression
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Racy theater stage prole
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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pearl place of business indian lodge
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch
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Idiotic mad-dog skullcap
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Update?
diverse carmine sex offender
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
Opaque station
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the latest?
Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
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op literally died before the hippo
Idiotic mad-dog skullcap
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Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
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update?
Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: charismatic pea-brained codepig theater

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic pea-brained codepig theater

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: charismatic pea-brained codepig theater

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: useless stage striped hyena

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: alcoholic national toaster

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Indecent forum

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: irradiated jew dysfunction

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: light spot

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: twinkling box office

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: floppy hissy fit roast beef

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: floppy hissy fit roast beef

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: floppy hissy fit roast beef

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: rusted rehab private investor



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: misanthropic arousing doctorate



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: motley smoky garrison

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bearded goal in life genital piercing

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed resort boiling water

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Amethyst mewling pozpig

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: pearl place of business indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: flirting deer antler

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: low-t carnelian internal respiration menage

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: orange passionate telephone mood

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Burgundy Piazza Ratface

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: cerebral generalized bond sanctuary

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: buck-toothed resort boiling water

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: flushed nibblets

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine crackhouse potus

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: bateful maroon shitlib

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: bull headed violent whorehouse

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: bateful maroon shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz shaky fanboi bawdyhouse

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: twisted native cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Fluffy Bisexual Faggotry State

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: stubborn violent personal credit line preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: mauve abode coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cheese-eating Principal's Office

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: scarlet senate

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: rusted rehab private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: ultramarine jet-lagged depressive

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: navy locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine crackhouse potus

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: rambunctious marvelous mexican

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: twisted native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Slate parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: drunken laughsome location jewess

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Deep flesh knife

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: light spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: 180 kitchen

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: charismatic pea-brained codepig theater

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Cheese-eating Principal's Office

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: startled underhanded range

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Bistre big-titted pit pervert

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Deep flesh knife

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: bronze sinister brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Comical Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling bbw coffee pot

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed resort boiling water

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: amber cracking temple community account

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: glittery gold market headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine fragrant faggot firefighter

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: nubile goyim sneaky criminal

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Boyish nighttime ladyboy

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Electric Yellow Point

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: self-absorbed house pocket flask

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Snowy property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: twisted native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: orange passionate telephone mood

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: exhilarant purple heaven international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Stimulating Sadistic Milk Plaza

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Supple Copper Dog Poop

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: dashing disturbing business firm main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Deep flesh knife

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: brass old irish cottage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz shaky fanboi bawdyhouse

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Comical Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: shivering gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Slate parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: excitant turdskin cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Bearded office

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: canary curious home foreskin

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Odious balding lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: diverse carmine sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: vibrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Adulterous orchid casino

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: turquoise degenerate roommate

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: mauve abode coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: excitant turdskin cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Racy theater stage prole

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Mildly autistic multi-colored athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Fluffy Bisexual Faggotry State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: light spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: titillating hospital hunting ground

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: self-absorbed house pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Bearded office

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: navy locus boltzmann

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: navy locus boltzmann

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine fragrant faggot firefighter

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: autistic vivacious indirect expression

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish nighttime ladyboy

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: autistic vivacious indirect expression

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Racy theater stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Saffron heady pisswyrm site

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Wine Contagious Boistinker Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: misanthropic arousing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: pearl place of business indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Dark angry lettuce church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: chocolate adventurous space rigpig

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: mauve abode coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: jade chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: twisted native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: stirring green factory reset button stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Translucent cumskin cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Wine Contagious Boistinker Laser Beams

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Domesticated public bath police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: vigorous infuriating meetinghouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Idiotic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: diverse carmine sex offender

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Opaque station

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Idiotic mad-dog skullcap

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Cobalt wonderful reading party institution

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Naked godawful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Famous Landscape Painting

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: lascivious university feces



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Sandwich



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

where are we on this?

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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Galvanic cream marketing idea messiness



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly french tanning salon filthpig

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: vibrant school

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed resort boiling water

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: vibrant school

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed resort boiling water

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Idiotic mad-dog skullcap

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: flickering church building



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Provocative Pontificating Lay



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: elite insecure parlour



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Galvanic cream marketing idea messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic toilet seat

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en/#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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