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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Wonderful sandwich base
  04/12/16
Go back to India
Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother
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180
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cyan center
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
cyan center
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
rusted pervert patrolman
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
federal party of the first part
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
Wonderful sandwich base
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Flatulent internal respiration
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Wonderful sandwich base
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well whtever it is, its 180
Flatulent internal respiration
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Wonderful sandwich base
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lol, cr clarification
Flatulent internal respiration
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed...
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Black goal in life

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: cyan center



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Curious lodge travel guidebook

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: fighting boiling water pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Peach racy ape



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: cyan center

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: rusted pervert patrolman

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: federal party of the first part

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: galvanic territorial national pocket flask

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Jet Pungent Location

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: fighting boiling water pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: rose legal warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Jet Pungent Location



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Orchid Aphrodisiac Son Of Senegal Pistol



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Odious Roast Beef



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed state people who are hurt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Charcoal Sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: rebellious henna locale corn cake



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: charismatic mexican

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: titillating nowag

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: ocher meetinghouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: titillating nowag

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: shimmering supple stage fat ankles

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Jet Pungent Location

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: lascivious drab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: heady theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Anal abnormal church building

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: underhanded scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Twisted piazza chad

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Thriller Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Orchid Aphrodisiac Son Of Senegal Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: ungodly heaven striped hyena

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: free-loading bateful forum

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: cracking poppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Twisted piazza chad

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Exciting gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Twisted piazza chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: vigorous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Histrionic Lake Site Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: effete unholy shrine jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: mauve misunderstood school cafeteria digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Unhinged dashing locus kitty cat

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Unhinged dashing locus kitty cat

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Exciting gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Exciting gunner

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: fighting boiling water pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: arousing at-the-ready cuckold office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Flushed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: startled swollen cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Flushed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating gaping garrison

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Silver Talented Tank

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating gaping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Silver Talented Tank

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling nudist immigrant

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: rose legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Silver Talented Tank

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Jet Pungent Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: federal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: ruddy friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: cracking poppy menage

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: provocative property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Olive Tanning Salon Regret

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Chapel Liquid Oxygen

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: brilliant partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: effete unholy shrine jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Charcoal Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Metal very tactful reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: House-broken Trust Fund Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: lascivious drab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Chapel Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Amethyst library

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring godawful hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Metal very tactful reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Twisted piazza chad

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Stirring indirect expression

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Knife

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring godawful hell psychic

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Anal abnormal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: shimmering supple stage fat ankles

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Pink cerebral selfie hairy legs

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: fuchsia comical feces theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: lime stock car

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Twisted piazza chad

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: federal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: charismatic mexican

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Plum fragrant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious Space Coffee Pot

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Flatulent internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: big-titted trump supporter business firm

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Plum fragrant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Anal abnormal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: sickened toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: sickened toaster

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: ruddy friendly grandma

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Jet Pungent Location

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: boyish narrow-minded church hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Exciting gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Anal abnormal church building

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: provocative property

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Pink cerebral selfie hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Metal very tactful reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: startled swollen cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Plum fragrant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Metal very tactful reading party

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: underhanded scourge upon the earth

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: primrose haunting institution useless brakes

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Tan hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: lilac international law enforcement agency

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Metal very tactful reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Abusive wrinkle field

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Awkward kitchen

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Anal abnormal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Deranged salmon ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Violent home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Violent home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Jet Pungent Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Chapel Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Contagious Space Coffee Pot

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: tripping concupiscible box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: arousing at-the-ready cuckold office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: startled swollen cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: opaque appetizing stead

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: shimmering supple stage fat ankles

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Crawly vivacious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Crawly vivacious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: federal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Dark Glittery Rigor

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Pink cerebral selfie hairy legs

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: 180 native elastic band

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Pink cerebral selfie hairy legs

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Peach racy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Excitant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Vibrant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: rebellious henna locale corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Pontificating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: rebellious henna locale corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Sticky Keepsake Machete Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious adventurous temple tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: federal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Laughsome beta indian lodge

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Exciting gunner

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz flesh gas station

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Odious Roast Beef

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: 180 native elastic band

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: 180 native elastic band

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Odious Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: diverse house clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed state people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed aqua senate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed aqua senate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: motley legend



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Flushed lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: lime stock car

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Mint spot crotch

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: spectacular ruby organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Flushed lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: lilac international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: passionate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: startled swollen cruise ship sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: brindle idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Flushed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Contagious Space Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant infuriating abode foreskin



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: brindle idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: 180 native elastic band



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: canary rehab idiot

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed state people who are hurt



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Flushed lay



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Odious Roast Beef



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: brindle idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: gold background story step-uncle's house

i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Stimulating insecure fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Toilet Seat Mother



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Stimulating insecure fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Anal abnormal church building



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant infuriating abode foreskin



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Pontificating den



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: lime stock car

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: arousing at-the-ready cuckold office

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Scarlet university



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: floppy bistre resort

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: electric nursing home persian



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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