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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
tell me
milky bisexual old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
lol tyft
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Well-lubricated Very Tactful Crackhouse
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Silver National
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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exhilarant famous landscape painting shitlib
  05/12/15
so underrated
fluffy talented library
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Lilac federal property codepig
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Contagious space
  08/12/25
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Thirsty hissy fit
  08/12/25
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Green Sticky Pozpig Theatre
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
motley degenerate faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Massive Locale
  08/14/13
lmao
milky bisexual old irish cottage hell
  05/12/15
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irate cumskin
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
motley degenerate faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Azure histrionic area national security agency
  08/14/13
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cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
provocative mahogany hominid
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
rofl
milky bisexual old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
rofl
cruel-hearted french chef menage
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
orchid stage patrolman
  08/14/13
lol
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Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann
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Lilac federal property codepig
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tantric principal's office
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Contagious space
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walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
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cerebral useless brakes
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walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Massive Locale
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
best of thread
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
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aqua goal in life
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deep university
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
deep university
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
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cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
twisted athletic conference abode
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cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Supple Hilarious Giraffe Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Massive Locale
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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milky bisexual old irish cottage hell
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180
180 mint school cafeteria
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Slap-happy ape
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Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann
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twisted athletic conference abode
  08/17/13
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orange center telephone
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Turquoise territorial office laser beams
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
mischievous swashbuckling public bath
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
lol
electric potus
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
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aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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Mauve soul-stirring toilet seat resort
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
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titillating red juggernaut
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
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aqua goal in life
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Vigorous French Piazza Quadroon
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shaky station nibblets
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Buck-toothed offensive stock car
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
provocative mahogany hominid
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
provocative mahogany hominid
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Lascivious native
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Frum violent dysfunction
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Buck-toothed offensive stock car
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
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Alcoholic nursing home people who are hurt
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
whatever
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
snowy pea-brained church trump supporter
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
lol
180 mint school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
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Excitant Carmine Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate
  08/14/13
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Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
lol tyft
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
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Rose hateful place of business
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
180 mint school cafeteria
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Dashing state
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
pink useless prole
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Multi-colored coral macaca
  08/14/13
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bipolar alcoholic filthpig
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
lmao
cerebral useless brakes
  08/14/13
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Alcoholic nursing home people who are hurt
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
high-end corner
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Ruddy Gas Station Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
twisted athletic conference abode
  08/14/13
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Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
Pics?
Hairraiser Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
link?
irate cumskin
  08/17/13
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milky bisexual old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
razzle ceo
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Citrine beady-eyed mental disorder business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
twinkling stag film halford
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
olive kitchen trust fund
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Spectacular cream boiling water
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
thriller bright spot
  08/14/13
Underrated
bipolar alcoholic filthpig
  08/15/13
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Lilac federal property codepig
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Spectacular cream boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
thriller bright spot
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Violent roast beef keepsake machete
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
aqua goal in life
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Fishy bonkers masturbator
  08/14/13
lol
cowardly balding shrine
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Fishy bonkers masturbator
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
cowardly balding shrine
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Fishy bonkers masturbator
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Spectacular cream boiling water
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Sickened stubborn therapy sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Buck-toothed offensive stock car
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
shimmering meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
Vivacious market
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
cowardly balding shrine
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
cowardly balding shrine
  08/14/13
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narrow-minded newt circlehead
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Razzle-dazzle chrome set sound barrier
  08/14/13
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Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
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thriller bright spot
  08/15/13
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twinkling stag film halford
  08/17/13
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bespoke field
  09/11/13
Lmao
spruce volcanic crater chad
  06/07/17
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Contagious space
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
vibrant rigor church building
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
narrow-minded newt circlehead
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Aphrodisiac Sepia Senate Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
lol
Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy
  08/14/13
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floppy brindle haunted graveyard
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Pale institution jewess
  08/14/13
180
Adulterous Flickering Turdskin Locus
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Sable Racy Dilemma
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Brilliant range
  08/17/13
poignant
Internet-worthy Stain
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Pungent step-uncle's house
  08/17/13
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narrow-minded newt circlehead
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
bespoke field
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Vigorous French Piazza Quadroon
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Violent roast beef keepsake machete
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Silver National
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Fiercely-loyal Alpha Factory Reset Button
  12/28/13
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Curious Insane Heaven
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Aquamarine trailer park friendly grandma
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Glittery Flushed Kitty
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Trip flatulent site
  03/10/14
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orange center telephone
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
charismatic hot indian lodge
  05/12/15
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Passionate maroon pit
  01/19/16
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Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann
  10/25/17
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irate cumskin
  11/29/15
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irate cumskin
  12/23/15
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orange center telephone
  01/05/16
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irate cumskin
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Hairless house
  06/07/17
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Passionate maroon pit
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twisted athletic conference abode
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Haunting Translucent Address Idiot
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
irradiated navy base depressive
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Haunting Translucent Address Idiot
  07/18/18
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shaky station nibblets
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irate cumskin
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irate cumskin
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  07/11/20
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shaky station nibblets
  12/16/21
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shaky station nibblets
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: milky bisexual old irish cottage hell

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Very Tactful Crackhouse

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Silver National

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: orange center telephone

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: exhilarant famous landscape painting shitlib



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: fluffy talented library

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Lilac federal property codepig



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: tantric principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Green Sticky Pozpig Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Contagious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Thirsty hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Green Sticky Pozpig Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: motley degenerate faggot firefighter

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Massive Locale

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: milky bisexual old irish cottage hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: motley degenerate faggot firefighter

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Azure histrionic area national security agency

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: provocative mahogany hominid

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: milky bisexual old irish cottage hell

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted french chef menage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: orchid stage patrolman

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: cowardly balding shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Lilac federal property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: shaky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: tantric principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Contagious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Massive Locale

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aqua goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: deep university

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Supple Hilarious Giraffe Indirect Expression

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Massive Locale

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling public bath

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: milky bisexual old irish cottage hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: 180 mint school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: orange center telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Turquoise territorial office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling public bath

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: electric potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aqua goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic hot indian lodge

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Mauve soul-stirring toilet seat resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: titillating red juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aqua goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Vigorous French Piazza Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Vigorous French Piazza Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: shaky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed offensive stock car

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: provocative mahogany hominid

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: provocative mahogany hominid

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Lascivious native

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Frum violent dysfunction

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed offensive stock car

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison fortuitous meteor

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: snowy pea-brained church trump supporter

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: 180 mint school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Excitant Carmine Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: walnut wonderful gaming laptop striped hyena

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Rose hateful place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: 180 mint school cafeteria

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing state

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: pink useless prole

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored coral macaca

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: bipolar alcoholic filthpig

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: high-end corner

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Ruddy Gas Station Dog Poop

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Bossy Blathering Hall Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pisswyrm

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: irate cumskin

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: milky bisexual old irish cottage hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: razzle ceo

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Citrine beady-eyed mental disorder business firm

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: twinkling stag film halford

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: olive kitchen trust fund

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Spectacular cream boiling water

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: thriller bright spot

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: bipolar alcoholic filthpig

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Lilac federal property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Spectacular cream boiling water

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: thriller bright spot

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Violent roast beef keepsake machete

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: aqua goal in life

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Fishy bonkers masturbator

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: cowardly balding shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Fishy bonkers masturbator

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: cowardly balding shrine

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Fishy bonkers masturbator

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Spectacular cream boiling water

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Sickened stubborn therapy sweet tailpipe

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed offensive stock car

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: shimmering meetinghouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: cowardly balding shrine

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: cowardly balding shrine

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded newt circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chrome set sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: thriller bright spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: twinkling stag film halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: bespoke field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: spruce volcanic crater chad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: vibrant rigor church building

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded newt circlehead

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sepia Senate Electric Furnace

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Candlestick Maker Puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: floppy brindle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Pale institution jewess

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Adulterous Flickering Turdskin Locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Sable Racy Dilemma

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Brilliant range

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Stain

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded newt circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: bespoke field

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Vigorous French Piazza Quadroon

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Violent roast beef keepsake machete

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Silver National

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Alpha Factory Reset Button

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Curious Insane Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine trailer park friendly grandma

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Glittery Flushed Kitty

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Trip flatulent site

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: orange center telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: charismatic hot indian lodge

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Passionate maroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Big-titted Adventurous Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: orange center telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Hairless house

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Passionate maroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Haunting Translucent Address Idiot

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: irradiated navy base depressive

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Haunting Translucent Address Idiot

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: shaky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: irate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: odious aggressive parlour wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: shaky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: shaky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#44198924)