I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I ...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/08/14
im bill murray's nephew - i have to say he's one of the real...	Honey-headed karate	03/09/14
This is a pretty weird post man	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/09/14
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(Joel murray's kid watching his mom give bill a hummer)	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/09/14
5567882	Flushed Abode	03/10/14
holy shit	Gold alcoholic idiot	04/05/14
18000000	dashing bawdyhouse legend	05/04/14
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LOL	well-lubricated brass institution	05/23/14
I lol uncontrollably for 2 minutes every time I read this	Diverse state	05/23/14
...	Stubborn mad cow disease volcanic crater	06/27/25
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180	Impertinent Mauve Mother	06/27/14
this is the best post in the history of xo	lascivious umber address	07/03/14
I still don't know what to make of this post. I wind up read...	Magical principal's office	02/15/16
This poast explains everything.	bat-shit-crazy dun toaster	01/31/20
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180! LOLOLOL	Multi-colored ultramarine orchestra pit	10/03/14
lol	Talented shitlib shrine	01/03/15
rofl wtf	Razzmatazz wagecucks	01/03/15
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...	Buck-toothed Purple Rigor Indirect Expression	09/26/15
...	vermilion doctorate	11/07/15
...	brilliant startled rehab philosopher-king	11/07/15
proof or flame	Shimmering home	11/20/15
...	dashing bawdyhouse legend	04/09/16
was this actually peterman? i never knew	Angry haunted graveyard dragon	11/04/16
this was one of my first ever poasts, bros.	Honey-headed karate	12/31/16
this one's for you	Flatulent Maniacal Sandwich Potus	12/31/16
...	peach marvelous useless brakes	07/07/17
...	hairraiser base	08/04/17
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wtf?	exciting field	12/01/17
...	bisexual tan love of her life feces	03/03/18
...	Hyperactive ebony round eye	11/16/18
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...	well-lubricated brass institution	04/13/19
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...	Hyperactive ebony round eye	12/16/19
YES	bat-shit-crazy dun toaster	01/31/20
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...	Odious Chocolate Mood	11/20/20
...	peach marvelous useless brakes	11/20/20
...	Obsidian Corner Cuckold	12/18/20
this is so disturbing and explains so much about peterman	bat-shit-crazy dun toaster	12/18/20
There is a lot going on ITT	Supple violet theater stage striped hyena	12/18/20
this is my favorite poast ever on xo	green overrated point roommate	03/26/21
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...	aromatic lavender background story	11/25/21
...	green overrated point roommate	05/02/22
...	Vigorous senate weed whacker	10/19/22
...	embarrassed to the bone dilemma puppy	12/22/23
...	Big Becky Area	07/13/24
...	green overrated point roommate	10/18/24
...	Stubborn mad cow disease volcanic crater	06/25/25
...	mewling chapel	06/25/25
...	appetizing jet-lagged step-uncle's house messiness	06/25/25
...	Stubborn mad cow disease volcanic crater	06/26/25
The suggestion is not that he personally drinks a case of ch...	orchid wild heaven son of senegal	08/15/14
that is exactly what happens, and you should too	plum set clown	01/03/15
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...	bisexual tan love of her life feces	11/12/21
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...	aromatic lavender background story	11/25/21
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Moniker reserved.	Cyan milk	03/08/14
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ABSORB THIS WISDOM XO	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/08/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/15/14
just thought of this. Prolly gonna get beer instead though	Frisky coldplay fan	03/15/14
Just make sure to drink every last bottle	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/15/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/22/14
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One of these weekends im gonna do this. Craft beer is too hi...	Frisky coldplay fan	03/22/14
Me too breh, me too	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/22/14
Can I do this alone or does that defeat the purpose of dat B...	Frisky coldplay fan	03/22/14
Dat bling and dat smile can be enjoyed alone brother	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/22/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	03/29/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/04/14
REMINDER	Frisky coldplay fan	04/05/14
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You: drink the champagne of beers	navy spectacular juggernaut	04/06/14
REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/12/14
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Funny you should bump this thread right now, I'm daytime dri...	comical stead dysfunction	04/12/14
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tbf, this lifestyle has led to bill murray looking like grim...	Gold alcoholic idiot	04/19/14
U post	Frisky coldplay fan	04/19/14
bill murray was also busted in 1970 with ten POUNDS of pot a...	Gold alcoholic idiot	04/19/14
I think he got more out of it than it got out of him.	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/19/14
REMINDER	Frisky coldplay fan	04/19/14
Ty brother i was just about to do the saturday morning REMIN...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/19/14
I dont mean to step on your toes brother. Just showing suppo...	Frisky coldplay fan	04/19/14
No offense taken brother ty for the support	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/19/14
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I'm doing this next weekend. How many bottles, 3 or 4 you th...	Frisky coldplay fan	04/19/14
A case is six brother.	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/26/14
I thought a case was 12.	orchid wild heaven son of senegal	08/15/14
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Was gonna do this this weekend but I'm gonna be with real li...	Frisky coldplay fan	04/26/14
You should do this with the real live people.	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	04/26/14
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Still time bros	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/04/14
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should I try this today?	Supple violet theater stage striped hyena	05/04/14
REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/10/14
SUPREMELY COLD	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/10/14
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BUMP	Diverse state	05/16/14
REMINDER MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IS IDEAL FOR DAT BLING AND ...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/23/14
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dat THREE DAY weekend	Frisky coldplay fan	05/24/14
TWO FUCKING CASE REQUIREMENT BROTHER. EVERY/LAST\BOTTLE	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/24/14
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Can you do this with Prosecco?	khaki mediation	05/24/14
YES	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/24/14
of course man.	excitant box office	05/31/14
REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/31/14
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Didn't know this was a real post. http://defamer.gawker.com/...	vibrant market old irish cottage	05/31/14
Im no false prophet brother. If i bring you the word it is ...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/31/14
while I am saddened to learn that this wasn't an xo original...	Lilac Cerebral Sound Barrier Hall	05/31/14
i told you it was bill murray brother	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	06/07/14
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EARLY REMINDER. GET THAT CHAMP ON ICE	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	06/27/14
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EARLY REMINDER! JULY 4 IS A MINIMUM 3 MONTANA COOLER WEEKEND...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	07/03/14
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shit might have to montana cooler this bitch	copper site	07/04/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	07/11/14
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Cot damn I was feeling run down and just read this. Holy shi...	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	08/01/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	08/15/14
i killed a cheap bottle of andre and ice last weekend, it wa...	Trip black forum blood rage	08/15/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	08/22/14
*Outlook Friday reminder goes off* YNYYYYYYY	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	08/22/14
REMINDER: ALSO THREE DAY WEEKEND = 2 COOLER MINIMUM	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	08/29/14
i remember when i wasnt alcohol dependent and this was fun t...	Frisky coldplay fan	08/29/14
You're not alcohol dependent anymore brother!	Frisky coldplay fan	12/01/17
You're not alcohol dependent anymore brother!	Frisky coldplay fan	12/01/17
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OFS	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	09/12/14
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BBBUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPPPP	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	10/03/14
I'm gonna start chipping ice by hand right now.	Provocative mischievous casino	10/03/14
ahem	galvanic digit ratio	10/24/14
I have a couple bottles of champagne I've been sitting on fo...	hairless windowlicker sweet tailpipe	10/24/14
REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	11/07/14
do you think he's jealous?	boyish business firm	11/07/14
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REMINDER	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	11/21/14
FIVE COOLER FOUR DAY WEEKEND. just a reminder bros.	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	12/25/14
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REMINDER	plum set clown	01/03/15
THERE IS STILL TIME	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	01/03/15
WEEKEND REMINDER	plum set clown	03/01/15
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Guess what	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	05/01/15
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Sorry I didn't remind you faggots on Friday, but there is st...	aquamarine swashbuckling pit	05/25/15
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heeeeere we gooooooooooooooooooo	hateful tanning salon	06/05/15
mmmmhmmmmm	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	06/26/15
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Let's go people	hateful tanning salon	09/05/15
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Have you seen him recently? He looks like death warmed over...	crystalline gunner laser beams	09/26/15
180	Idiotic titillating hairy legs center	09/26/15
180	Frisky coldplay fan	11/07/15
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http://www.cnet.com/news/annoyed-bill-murray-threw-fans-phon...	Lime sadistic house regret	02/15/16
YNY	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	03/04/16
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REMINDER	Frisky coldplay fan	04/09/16
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i remember when i used to bump this a lot	Frisky coldplay fan	12/31/16
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U: heaven	narrow-minded goyim lodge	03/09/17
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RIP	excitant box office	03/09/17
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The only problem with this is that champagne doesn't taste i...	twinkling pocket flask pozpig	04/01/17
Alright good for you	ruby dog poop trump supporter	04/01/17
jfc what an autistic post	racy stag film depressive	07/07/17
in honor of FYRE	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	04/28/17
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yny	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	07/14/17
missed last week but we're on this week!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	08/04/17
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rip	irradiated cordovan crackhouse	01/03/18
Been bumping this for 4 years. No reason to stop now	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	02/02/18
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mid way through year bump	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	06/15/18
I'm doing this all weekend. Not flame	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	07/20/18
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A year ago op mysteriously died	narrow-minded goyim lodge	08/10/18
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this was like 6 months before i went to rehab	Frisky coldplay fan	09/12/18
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Cut out early to watch glass. Yny	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	01/18/19
Holy shit here we goooooo	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	03/01/19
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champagne is nasty	Thriller Piazza Place Of Business	03/01/19
(fag)	irradiated cordovan crackhouse	03/01/19
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fire it up	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	06/14/19
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Reminder! RIP Anon	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	01/10/20
wAIT, WHO DIED?	Flesh self-absorbed fat ankles	04/24/20
jfc you motherfucking retard	irradiated cordovan crackhouse	06/19/20
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Corona Addition!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	04/03/20
incredible bump	Frisky coldplay fan	04/03/20
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I did this on a Vegas bachelor party weekend and it was 180	stirring cruise ship	04/24/20
PPP edition!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	05/01/20
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Anon6356 whipping up roast beef sandwiches and pounding cham...	irradiated cordovan crackhouse	06/19/20
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WHAT UP	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	10/23/20
Talking church sweet tailpipe TP here. 300 poast edition 180...	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	11/20/20
Sup neegassss	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	12/18/20
I literally recited this by heart to my wife an hour ago	Electric snowy stage	12/18/20
memestock UPDATTTTEEEEEEE	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	01/29/21
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SPRING TIME	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	03/26/21
champagne for my real friends real pain for my sham friends	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	06/25/21
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killer champagne and sport weekend incoming	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	10/15/21
world series edition. I not flame bought champagne earlier	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	10/29/21
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RITTENHOUSE FREEDOM EDITION	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	11/19/21
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Friday 500k settlement edition!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	01/28/22
that buzz, that bling, that smile	adventurous chestnut theatre goal in life	02/04/22
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this thread is the origin of golden retriever poasting	adventurous chestnut theatre goal in life	04/01/22
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YEahhhh buddy	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	07/08/22
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rip anon6356 :(	Histrionic Coral Garrison Kitty Cat	08/05/22
=(. I'm keeping the spirit alive brother!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	08/05/22
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Feelin slow but this'll get me goin!	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	09/09/22
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champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham frie...	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	11/04/22
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champagne campaign	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	03/03/23
solid bort drama week	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	05/12/23
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its like a hydration level	adventurous chestnut theatre goal in life	09/24/23
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wtf	Dead meetinghouse	07/12/24
one of my favorite xo threads. can't believe it's 10 years o...	cheese-eating submissive newt native	07/13/24
guess who's back	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	08/16/24
Idgi, did Bill Murray actually say that? This OP has my fagg...	light godawful hissy fit public bath	08/16/24
https://www.vice.com/en/article/let-bill-murray-teach-you-ho...	autistic corn cake	08/16/24
back on it bros	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	10/18/24
pretty sure this was the origin of this meme	appetizing jet-lagged step-uncle's house messiness	02/07/25
Joe Rogan Experience #2282 - Bill Murray https://www.yout...	Frisky coldplay fan	03/08/25
2014 Bill Murray was not wrong.	Translucent locale	03/08/25
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back on tap	Domesticated ratface sanctuary	06/27/25
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: aquamarine swashbuckling pit I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I like to drink champagne is I like to make what we call a Montana Cooler, where you buy a case of champagne and you take all the bottles out, and you take all the cardboard out, and you put a garbage bag inside of it, then you put all the bottles back in and then you cover it with ice, and then you wrap it up and you close it. And that will keep it all cold for a weekend and you can drink every single bottle. And the way I like to drink it in a big pint glass with ice. I fill it with ice and I pour the champagne in it, because champagne can never be too cold. And the problem people have with champagne is they drink it and they crash with it, because the sugar content is so high and you get really dehydrated. But if you can get the ice in it, you can drink it supremely cold and at the same time you're getting the melting ice, so it's like a hydration level, and you can stay at this great level for a whole weekend. You don't want to crash. You want to keep that buzz, that bling, that smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25153369)

Date: March 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Honey-headed karate im bill murray's nephew - i have to say he's one of the realest MOFO's in the game. one time he sent me a video of him getting a bj from some chick in a public restroom. he kept on saying this one's for you and looking into the camera. will never forget that sheepish look on his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25158436)

Date: March 9th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: aquamarine swashbuckling pit This is a pretty weird post man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25158521)

Date: March 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Up-to-no-good hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25158523)

Date: March 9th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: aquamarine swashbuckling pit (Joel murray's kid watching his mom give bill a hummer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25158850)

Date: March 10th, 2014 9:51 AM Author: Flushed Abode 5567882 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25163246)

Date: April 5th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Gold alcoholic idiot holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25327923)

Date: May 4th, 2014 3:00 PM Author: dashing bawdyhouse legend 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25500915)

Date: May 10th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: Disturbing Contagious Temple Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25536047)

Date: May 23rd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: well-lubricated brass institution LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25616781)

Date: May 23rd, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Diverse state I lol uncontrollably for 2 minutes every time I read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25616874)

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Date: July 3rd, 2014 12:27 PM Author: lascivious umber address this is the best post in the history of xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#25863910)

Date: February 15th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: Magical principal's office I still don't know what to make of this post. I wind up reading it 4 or 5 times every time this thread comes around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#29836352)

Date: January 31st, 2020 3:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dun toaster This poast explains everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#39519993)

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Date: October 3rd, 2014 2:48 PM Author: Multi-colored ultramarine orchestra pit 180! LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#26450660)

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Date: January 3rd, 2015 9:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz wagecucks rofl wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#27049044)

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Date: September 26th, 2015 12:08 PM Author: Buck-toothed Purple Rigor Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#28841245)

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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: dashing bawdyhouse legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#30236174)

Date: November 4th, 2016 1:39 PM Author: Angry haunted graveyard dragon was this actually peterman? i never knew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#31802375)

Date: December 31st, 2016 9:47 PM Author: Honey-headed karate this was one of my first ever poasts, bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#32273185)

Date: December 31st, 2016 9:50 PM Author: Flatulent Maniacal Sandwich Potus this one's for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#32273204)

Date: July 7th, 2017 4:37 PM Author: peach marvelous useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#33724112)

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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: Honey-headed karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#34489549)

Date: December 1st, 2017 4:53 PM Author: exciting field wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#34816962)

Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:27 PM Author: bisexual tan love of her life feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#35527604)

Date: November 16th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Hyperactive ebony round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#37245971)

Date: January 15th, 2019 8:54 PM Author: Cyan milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#37599142)

Date: April 13th, 2019 7:54 PM Author: well-lubricated brass institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#38084564)

Date: September 13th, 2019 10:02 AM Author: well-lubricated brass institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#38828443)

Date: December 16th, 2019 8:44 PM Author: Hyperactive ebony round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#39275038)

Date: January 31st, 2020 3:12 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dun toaster YES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#39519988)

Date: January 31st, 2020 3:16 PM Author: Slap-happy aggressive national halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#39520009)

Date: November 20th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Odious Chocolate Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#41404936)

Date: November 20th, 2020 3:12 PM Author: peach marvelous useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#41404953)

Date: December 18th, 2020 6:28 PM Author: Obsidian Corner Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#41574930)

Date: December 18th, 2020 6:44 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dun toaster this is so disturbing and explains so much about peterman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#41575019)

Date: December 18th, 2020 6:47 PM Author: Supple violet theater stage striped hyena There is a lot going on ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#41575032)

Date: March 26th, 2021 3:27 PM Author: green overrated point roommate this is my favorite poast ever on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#42170041)

Date: November 18th, 2022 4:02 PM Author: green overrated point roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#45513541)

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Date: May 2nd, 2022 4:36 PM Author: green overrated point roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#44441464)

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Date: July 13th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Big Becky Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#47837167)

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Date: June 25th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Stubborn mad cow disease volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49050258)

Date: June 25th, 2025 9:23 PM Author: mewling chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49050265)

Date: June 25th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: appetizing jet-lagged step-uncle's house messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49050281)

Date: June 26th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Stubborn mad cow disease volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051416)

Date: August 15th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: orchid wild heaven son of senegal The suggestion is not that he personally drinks a case of champagne in a weekend, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512986&forum_id=2/en-en/#26138028)