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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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I just got one of these too FML
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How poor are you fuckers?
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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How are you this poor
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed racy space persian

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: bipolar godawful genital piercing



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Heady nowag

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse crotch



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: lascivious brunch feces

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: maniacal generalized bond

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: comical windowlicker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: contagious gay point knife

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Heady nowag

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: maniacal generalized bond

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Heady nowag

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: angry church organic girlfriend



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Exciting House



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Exciting House



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: smoky address foreskin

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed racy space persian



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating silver people who are hurt

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Cowardly umber friendly grandma stag film

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: angry church organic girlfriend



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious brunch feces

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: comical windowlicker stage

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sneaky criminal love of her life

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Theater

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: drunken candlestick maker theater stage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Garnet area

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: bipolar godawful genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Garnet area

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cowardly umber friendly grandma stag film

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser chad

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant becky filthpig

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#50149638)