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itt name people you would vote for for congress if they ran
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Magical flatulent pisswyrm house/senate. assume everyone in the world meets the eligibility requirements, because honestly they probably do at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996442) |
Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Hyperactive Ruddy University Madison Cawthorn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Magical flatulent pisswyrm the handicapped guy who looked like tom brady? why him? i dont remember his politics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: zippy stead he's not even capable of "running" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004916) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Hilarious Electric Abode Boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996449) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Magical flatulent pisswyrm is boom still with us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Hilarious Electric Abode Wherever two or more gather in his name, he is there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996464) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: fear-inspiring milky nursing home boiling water Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49998988) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Wonderful Fluffy Senate Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996452) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: bronze mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996658) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Dark bearded base nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Dashing address tommyt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996454) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: irradiated faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996469) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: Mauve bat shit crazy filthpig lodge I'd vote him to be Emperor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996936) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: fear-inspiring milky nursing home boiling water Captain Emperor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49998989) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: irradiated faggot firefighter Oi! Treason! I will not go quietly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000087) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: nofapping crotch JK Roher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996456) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: rose elastic band Massie Tommy (as the other poster said) Myself One of my friends (but only one of them) Ron Paul even at 90+ or whatever the fuck he is now TBF for the fucking pure, unadulterated lolz and headlines Maybe buttcheeks Stealing MTG from the world's greatest paralegal nyuug
Don't really know other principled people |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth I actually immediately thought of you when I saw people naming poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996490) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: rose elastic band Thanks, that's actually flattering. I would genuinely put the oath of office and duty to the country ahead of my life and my family's lives. The country is completely lost without this level of conviction, but it's almost impossible to to find anyone with it
And even then, you need the double whammy of the candidate/politician not really caring about money. That's why it's so hard: most people have one or the other, but not both qualities |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth cr, there's barely anyone actually seeking power with that level of conviction and resistance to bribery
(this is the poaster who volunteered for that Green Party candidate in CA btw) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: rose elastic band That's doubly nice because I know we're on different sides of certain things. But that's exactly the type of crossover we need to break the stranglehold of the uniparty. I would cross over too for someone I could trust to be honest about their intentions as long as they were on the same page about certain core things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996566) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth exactly, I would consider voting for someone right-leaning if they had principles and if I agreed with the central tenets of the platform. like if you ran on a platform where the main things were e.g. anti-corruption and cutting defense spending/ending foreign intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996603) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression you're both fucking morons there is no uniparty in any meaningful sense. oh shit! they agree on something where i have the other position! uniparty alert! uniparty alert! even moderate dems and gop have substantial policy differences on important issues
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth I've seen hundreds of your poasts now, and I don't remember what it was about, but only one of them didn't contain a fucking horrible take. not just Bad Takes but awful, completely wrong ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996618) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression i've seen six of your posts. all in this thread. and you're a durr durr fucking moron. peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996651) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Scarlet Lascivious Alpha wow lmao
even our worst poasters can sometimes deliver lethal wins like this, truly incredible i really like it here |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth cr really creative and devastating stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996688) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: rose elastic band I look past STATED policy differences to examine ACTUAL policy implementations. And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences
You're the quintessential example of my carve out for there having to be some baseline level of agreement on core issues, because even though you're too stupid to hide your bullshit, you're so virulently debased and dumb that you're just categorically unsupportable |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression "And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences" no there isn't unless you have some really dumbass limited durr durr 'policy implementations' provide some examples, dipshit. |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: rose elastic band Monetary policy The warfare state Abdicating Congressional power to the Executive Immigration FISA (or really wholesale abridgment of civil rights) Campaign finance Israel / Zionism Empire Insider trading and other corruption Protection for incumbents The dual party system Epsteinism Eminent domain Anti-white discrimination H1Bs / destroying the middle class Outsourcing / Globalization Corporate consolidation Media cooption and concentration
Etc.
How about you show broad examples of the supposed profound differences? You'll prove your point if you can significantly outnumber my off the top of the head list |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression okay, on which of these overlapping policies do elizabeth warren and ted cruz overlap? aoc and jim jordan? |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: rose elastic band Happy to get into that once you put your list up to comply with your own made up bullshit. Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997091) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression i'm not going to waste my time with your stupid proposition. show us the overlaps between conservatives and libs you're going durr durr they both support imperialism because they live in the usa they both support big government because they are in it they both support big war because they have investments in weapon manufacturers durrrrrr you stupid pussies are acting like there is no difference between the gop and dem candidates except in a few cases. that's stupid and wrong |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: rose elastic band You abjectly retarded, mouth-breathing homosexual, it was your own condition to list shit out, not mine
At least somewhere in your 40 watt intellect, there appears to be a dim understanding that going further down the path is dangerous, so you scamper away like a cockroach, using retard speech to hide the fact that you just pissed down your own leg. You deserve credit for that |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression lol, stupid faggot Jim Jordan and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez primarily agree on protecting civil liberties against government surveillance, regulating facial recognition technology, and curbing the unchecked influence of Big Tech. While they sit on opposite ends of the political spectrum and are ranked among the least bipartisan members of Congress, they share overlapping populist views on a few specific issues. Facial Recognition and Surveillance During House Oversight Committee hearings, both lawmakers expressed deep concerns about the government's misuse of biometric data.Banning unchecked government use.Protecting First Amendment rights.Guarding Fourth Amendment privacy.Implementing a federal moratorium.💻 Big Tech InfluenceWhile their underlying motivations differ, both lawmakers frequently target the power of dominant technology platforms.Breaking up tech monopolies.Challenging corporat platform power.Questioning algorithmic data control. AI Deepfake RegulationBoth lawmakers have engaged on legislative paths to counter the spread of nonconsensual, AI-generated content. Passing the DEFIANCE Act. Protecting children from exploitation.Holding bad actors accountable.AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression Sens. Ted Cruz and Elizabeth Warren find rare bipartisan agreement on reining in Big Tech, reforming disaster relief, supporting veterans, and protecting individuals from conservatorship abuse. While they sit on opposite ends of the political spectrum, they have occasionally crossed the aisle to co-sponsor legislation or align on specific public issues. Key Areas of Bipartisan Agreement Big Tech Regulation: Both lawmakers frequently criticize the immense power of Silicon Valley. Ted Cruz publicly defended Elizabeth Warren when Facebook temporarily pulled her campaign ads, agreeing with her that massive social media platforms wield too much power over free speech.Disaster Relief Reform: The duo jointly introduced the Regional Impact of Disasters and Emergencies Relief (RIDER) Act. This legislation aims to modify FEMA rules so communities facing cumulative natural disaster damage can receive federal assistance across county or state lines. Veteran Appreciation: They co-introduced a bipartisan resolution in the Senate to formally designate “Military Retiree Appreciation Day” to honor the life-long service of military retirees.Conservatorship Abuse: Both senators aligned during the high-profile legal battle over pop star Britney Spears' conservatorship. They used their platforms to express public support for the #FreeBritney movement, demanding scrutiny of strict legal arrangements that strip individuals of financial and personal autonomy. Strategic and Tactical Overlaps Beyond direct policy agreements, the two have occasionally shared identical political tactics. For instance, both senators famously protested a $1.1 trillion government spending bill. Warren fought the bill to protect Wall Street bank regulations, while Cruz fought it over immigration rules, demonstrating a shared populist willingness to disrupt party leadership to make a point. |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression holy fuck. with the overlap between libs and conservatives, i can't believe we have two political parties. we sure don't need two. one is enough. they're all the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000156) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: rose elastic band Your remit was to provide "some examples" of there being much more overlap between our two party system on items of importance than there are differences
I listed a bunch of off the top of my head, most of which are important and broad, and challenged you to exceed my list with your own list of broad areas of importance in which there are serious fucking differences and set an easy win condition for you
Instead of rising to the challenge, you've shrunk away in terror, firing off desperate poasts like an octopus emptying its ink sac to escape from danger |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression they don't agree on the items in your list, dipshit. they only "agree" by happenstance and for different reasons which is not really agreeing. communism and capitalism are the same things based on how you view things you're really fucking stupid |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: rose elastic band Guy who can't even think of a few things to support his position off the top of his head calling other people stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50001323) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression sure, dipshit. every single political issue you haven't named |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth (guy who's probably retarded enough to think AOC is far left)
as FF alluded to, you need to pay attention to what politicians DO instead of what they SAY |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression aoc is far left. just because some even stupider pieces of shit are further to the left doesn't mean she's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49998975) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: rose elastic band LOL that you don't even realize you're opining on a system that is barely to the left and barely to the right of dead center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000127) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression they're both americans! they are the same! fucking fuckface, you are really stupid. oh so edgy. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: rose elastic band You don't know what far left looks like if you think AOC meets that standard, just like you don't understand what far right means if you think Ted Cruz or whatever limp-wristed fag you jerk off to is far right
You've proven you know how to use "the google," so why not look up Lenin for the left and Mussolini for the right and have that tiny mind of yours get blown |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression lol at your tard reasoning new york and california are close to each other because england and japan are farther apart |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Scarlet Lascivious Alpha Marjorie Taylor Green (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996475) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Dark bearded base nibblets Tucker Carlson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996664) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine Theodore Kaczynski (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996675) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49999014) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: chrome kink-friendly national knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000602) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: bespoke hall gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004898) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Thirsty Home Michael Cohen Michael Avenatti |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Passionate Area Organic Girlfriend John Rocker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996685) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Emerald circlehead field matthew mcconaughey (assuming he doesn’t run for Texas Governor, which he would win easily) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996687) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: adulterous trailer park 🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine Scott Ritter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996728) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth dude fell into not one but TWO pedo sting ops. he thinks he's the victim because he was targeted by the state for political reasons, but imo that's irrelevant to the fact that he fell for their traps.
the first time, he tried to meet up with someone pretending to be a 16yo girl
the second time wasn't quite as bad because (according to him) the cop pretended to be an adult who had a fetish for pretending to be a little girl. and then they filmed him jerking off as the cop repeatedly said, "I'm 15, I'm 15!" ... not nearly as bad as trying to fuck a kid, but I still think that's pedo-adjacent |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997148) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth oh sorry, technically it's hebephilia/ephebophilia 🤓 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997150) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997153) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth (Scott Ritter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997154) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997161) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: heady slap-happy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997178) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth lmao at you editing all your creepy rants here. I was already thinking you sounded like TMF; you going back and blanking them makes me think it probably was, and either MND saw or you didn't want her to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004904) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Chest-beating telephone mel gibson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996933) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: boyish whorehouse digit ratio i have come to the conclusion that only i (and i alone) am fit for congress. thank you for your attention to this matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997156) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: rose elastic band I'm not sure about you, but one of the few liberals I would vote for is Dennis Kucinich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997168) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: boyish whorehouse digit ratio there was some quality kucinichwifethreading back in the day. bro didn't just punch above his weight, he went straight to the moon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997180) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: rose elastic band 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49997183) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression Considered one of the most politically liberal members of Congress during his tenure, Kucinich unsuccessfully ran for president in the 2004 and 2008 Democratic primaries. you're a retard |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: rose elastic band I'm impressed that someone of your limited abilities figured out how to operate "the google" to look him up
I'm far away from him on many things, but he is honest, upstanding, and will tell you exactly where he is on things so you can organize against them if you're not on board
That's about all I can ask for from a politician and more than you'd get from almost any other Congressman during my adult life |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression , lisped the guy who supported pence here, take the conch and go stand over there |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: rose elastic band I did support Pence...in 2020 when I voted for Trump. You're either too dumb to remember who the VP pick was in 2020, or you supported Biden. Either way, how embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000185) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression you aren't an attorney, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50000609) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: rose elastic band Right now, I'm a special ed teacher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50001329) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: Drunken crimson multi-billionaire indirect expression clever, but retards don't teach retards, retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005115) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: Green hairy legs fat ankles better question is who would you flip parties for. jewish dems would vote for Hitler if he had a (D) next to his name (ref: Graham Platner) and shitlib pro-palestine anarchists would vote for Netanyahu for the the same reason. I'm planning on flipping one of my senate votes in 2028 from R to D currently unless something changes. Would be the first time I've ever voted Dem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49998420) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: fear-inspiring milky nursing home boiling water Larry David (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#49998990) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Provocative insane ticket booth Fucking Fuckface Jon Stewart Thomas Massie Butch Ware Krystal Ball Glenn Greenwald Ryan Grim Viggo Mortensen if he's allowed Roger Waters if he's allowed (ik he's an asshole but he has good values)
my list includes everything from Libertarians to Green Party members. if their platform is stuff I care about (no more wars / cutting defense spending is #1) I would consider voting for any party affiliation. but I'm much more likely to vote for someone outside of the major two parties than a D or R. |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: rose elastic band Should have thought of Glenn myself. Good choice.
It made me realize that I should have included Snowden in my list |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: bespoke hall gaming laptop luis mpa backspace |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: arousing principal's office hissy fit Blake Neff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004908) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: pea-brained aphrodisiac plaza The Big Valbowski https://www.ringsidenews.com/ex-wwe-star-val-venis-receives-death-threats-lgbtq-controversy/
Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo
https://x.com/ksorbs/status/1821698367421821419 |