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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
green abusive electric furnace
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
excitant stead
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Drunken Trip Patrolman
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Contagious pea-brained persian
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Hyperactive lemon liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Ulysses
shaky maize pervert
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
shaky maize pervert
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
snowy step-uncle's house
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
shaky maize pervert
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
excitant stead
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
excitant stead
  08/27/26
...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Catch-22
excitant stead
  08/27/26
edit ❌
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
excitant stead
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
excitant stead
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Dickens
excitant stead
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Hyperactive lemon liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
The English Patient
excitant stead
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
wtf
Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor
  08/27/26
Catch 22
shaky maize pervert
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Orwell
excitant stead
  08/27/26
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
excitant stead
  08/27/26
...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
...
arousing church building
  08/27/26
...
Exhilarant twinkling resort place of business
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
snowy step-uncle's house
  08/28/26
...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
I really can't
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
excitant stead
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Triste!
excitant stead
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
excitant stead
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
excitant stead
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage
  08/27/26
don't know :(
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage
  08/27/26
oh good one
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
arousing church building
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
fuchsia mad cow disease
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
excitant stead
  08/27/26
No.
fuchsia mad cow disease
  08/27/26
Dracula
indecent lay sneaky criminal
  08/28/26
Im gay
bright massive filthpig
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
glassy aromatic friendly grandma
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Exhilarant twinkling resort place of business
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Aqua school cafeteria
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
vigorous nofapping center
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
glassy aromatic friendly grandma
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
mind-boggling high-end wagecucks address
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
excitant stead
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Pope Leo XXX
  08/29/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: green abusive electric furnace

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: excitant stead

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken Trip Patrolman

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Contagious pea-brained persian

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive lemon liquid oxygen

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: shaky maize pervert

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: shaky maize pervert

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: shaky maize pervert

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: excitant stead

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: excitant stead

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: excitant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: excitant stead

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: excitant stead

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: excitant stead

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: excitant stead

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive lemon liquid oxygen

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: excitant stead

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: shaky maize pervert

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: excitant stead

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: excitant stead

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: arousing church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling resort place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: excitant stead

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: excitant stead

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: excitant stead

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: excitant stead

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: excitant stead

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: excitant stead

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: excitant stead

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: excitant stead

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: excitant stead

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: learning disabled big hairy legs old irish cottage

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: arousing church building

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: fuchsia mad cow disease

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: excitant stead

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: fuchsia mad cow disease

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: indecent lay sneaky criminal

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: bright massive filthpig

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: glassy aromatic friendly grandma

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling resort place of business

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Aqua school cafeteria

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: vigorous nofapping center

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: glassy aromatic friendly grandma

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling high-end wagecucks address

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: excitant stead

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50101306)