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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Swollen Coffee Pot
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Very tactful multi-colored site chad
  04/18/25
Cr.
lime station
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Cream persian
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
razzmatazz ocher menage stock car
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Spruce wonderful national private investor
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
smoky thriller crackhouse macaca
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
bipolar fiercely-loyal location
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
bipolar fiercely-loyal location
  04/18/25
...
Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt
  04/18/25
...
Razzle-dazzle school reading party
  08/17/26
...
Diverse zombie-like immigrant
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
laughsome church building
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
180 institution
  04/18/25
jfc goys
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Lascivious tantric headpube
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Lascivious tantric headpube
  04/18/25
...
Alcoholic pistol becky
  08/17/26
...
Alcoholic pistol becky
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
amber boyish potus
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
amber boyish potus
  04/18/25
...
racy buff boltzmann trailer park
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
glassy soggy gas station pocket flask
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/18/25
...
Diverse zombie-like immigrant
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Tripping partner
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Lascivious tantric headpube
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Very tactful multi-colored site chad
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
...
Alcoholic pistol becky
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
bipolar fiercely-loyal location
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
bipolar fiercely-loyal location
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
bipolar fiercely-loyal location
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
concupiscible boistinker
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
concupiscible boistinker
  08/17/26
...
abusive state
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
amber boyish potus
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
amber boyish potus
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Cream persian
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Swollen Coffee Pot

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored site chad

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: lime station

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Cream persian

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz ocher menage stock car

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Spruce wonderful national private investor

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: smoky thriller crackhouse macaca

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal location

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal location

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Diverse zombie-like immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: laughsome church building

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: 180 institution

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Lascivious tantric headpube

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Big bespoke whorehouse people who are hurt

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lascivious tantric headpube

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic pistol becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic pistol becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: amber boyish potus

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: amber boyish potus

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: racy buff boltzmann trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: glassy soggy gas station pocket flask

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Diverse zombie-like immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Tripping partner

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lascivious tantric headpube

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Very tactful multi-colored site chad

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic pistol becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal location

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal location

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal location

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: concupiscible boistinker

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: concupiscible boistinker

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: abusive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: amber boyish potus

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: amber boyish potus

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Cream persian

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Arousing Nubile International Law Enforcement Agency

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50146047)