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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Copper irradiated hospital
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
Slippery range
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Marvelous parlour
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
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  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
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  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
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  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
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  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
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  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
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  08/17/26
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  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Excitant Yapping Corner Genital Piercing
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Razzmatazz theatre love of her life
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Razzmatazz theatre love of her life
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Green Doctorate Faggotry
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Razzmatazz theatre love of her life
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
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  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Razzmatazz theatre love of her life
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
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  04/18/25
jfc goys
Razzmatazz theatre love of her life
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Green Doctorate Faggotry
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
hilarious forum
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Green Doctorate Faggotry
  04/18/25
Ty friend
hilarious forum
  04/18/25
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  08/17/26
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Idiotic white public bath roast beef
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
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  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
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  04/18/25
...
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  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
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  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/18/25
...
contagious twinkling haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
glittery canary space cuck
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
hilarious forum
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
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  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
avocado kitchen
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
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  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
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  08/17/26
...
Idiotic white public bath roast beef
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
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  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
soul-stirring internet-worthy church kitty
  08/17/26
...
bisexual people who are hurt crotch
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Marvelous parlour
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Floppy Bbw Macaca
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
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  09/20/26
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Copper irradiated hospital

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: avocado kitchen

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Slippery range

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Marvelous parlour

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Chrome son of senegal

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Curious iridescent school cafeteria

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: filthy bright resort psychic

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Green Doctorate Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: flushed exciting newt



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: contagious twinkling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Excitant Yapping Corner Genital Piercing

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Green Doctorate Faggotry

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gaped International Law Enforcement Agency Sanctuary

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Green Doctorate Faggotry

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: hilarious forum

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Green Doctorate Faggotry

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: hilarious forum

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Idiotic white public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Idiotic white public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Buck-toothed Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre love of her life

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: contagious twinkling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: glittery canary space cuck

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: hilarious forum

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: avocado kitchen

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Idiotic white public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Nofapping Hyperventilating Institution Weed Whacker

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy church kitty

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy church kitty

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: bisexual people who are hurt crotch



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Crusty Medicated Tanning Salon

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Marvelous parlour

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy Bbw Macaca

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en/#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



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