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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
light misunderstood selfie hairy legs
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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mind-boggling pit
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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Stirring impertinent university
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
Pungent Stage Party Of The First Part
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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vivacious chapel messiness
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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yellow office
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Contagious tantric place of business institution
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
vivacious chapel messiness
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
misanthropic point friendly grandma
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
Sienna Deep Hall
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
Titillating coral den
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Tim D'Apple
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Bonkers menage faggotry
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
light misunderstood selfie hairy legs
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
chartreuse windowlicker
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
light misunderstood selfie hairy legs
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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  03/11/19
Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clo...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: light misunderstood selfie hairy legs

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: salmon aphrodisiac circlehead

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: light misunderstood selfie hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: onyx startled bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing psychic ceo

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: vivacious chapel messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: crawly pozpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Pungent Stage Party Of The First Part

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Vigorous Pontificating Fanboi

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Galvanic regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: maize cerebral rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Stirring impertinent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Pungent Stage Party Of The First Part

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: cobalt range

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Pontificating Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all flirting stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: vivacious chapel messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: dashing spruce prole

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: yellow office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Base

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: transparent hilarious blood rage house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: yellow office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Racy Idiot Hospital

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Contagious tantric place of business institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: vivacious chapel messiness

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: misanthropic point friendly grandma

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: curious wine abode

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: balding principal's office stain

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: dashing spruce prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Racy Idiot Hospital

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Bonkers menage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Sienna Deep Hall

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Jade Sticky Famous Landscape Painting Immigrant

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Lilac glittery lay jewess

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: passionate kink-friendly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Sienna Deep Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Sienna Deep Hall

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic well-lubricated resort weed whacker

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Emerald trip national security agency

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Titillating coral den

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Exciting chocolate space

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Bonkers menage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: outnumbered fat ankles

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Mustard temple police squad

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: dashing spruce prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all flirting stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: vivacious chapel messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Vibrant cheese-eating cuckoldry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: light misunderstood selfie hairy legs

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: painfully honest center bbw

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Bright Spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: pearl hairless boltzmann queen of the night

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: chartreuse windowlicker

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Bonkers menage faggotry

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all flirting stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Racy Idiot Hospital

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: maniacal godawful background story

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hissy fit area

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: light misunderstood selfie hairy legs

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: misanthropic point friendly grandma

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en/#37915994)