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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Judas Jones I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Golf Wigger op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Israeli-American professor of Holocaust and genoci Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: hotel children portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained)) i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) «Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure. Parfois, à peine ma bougie éteinte...» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: hotel children anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: gibberish (?) I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained)) the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: gibberish (?) Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: gibberish (?) Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds) Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: The Rectum (✅🍑) Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Pumonymous In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en/#50099243) |