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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Big range
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
fragrant sienna masturbator national
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
fragrant sienna masturbator national
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Big range
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Big range
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Sooty Locus
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Big range
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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aphrodisiac theatre azn
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Pearly ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Peach market tattoo
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Onyx Thriller Codepig
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beady-eyed turquoise goal in life deer antler
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Onyx Thriller Codepig
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
aphrodisiac theatre azn
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Onyx Thriller Codepig
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
splenetic cuck
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Big range
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Wild arousing rigor ladyboy
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
painfully honest nursing home
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Pea-brained Spot Shitlib
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Big range
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Infuriating concupiscible indirect expression brunch
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Clear forum
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Big range
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Pea-brained Spot Shitlib
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Peach market tattoo
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Big range
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Big range
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Big range
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Big range
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lol
Sooty Locus
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
180 sandwich
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Silver gas station
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Big range
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
up-to-no-good glassy dragon
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Big range
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Big range
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Big range
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Infuriating concupiscible indirect expression brunch
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
aphrodisiac theatre azn
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Big range

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: fragrant sienna masturbator national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Big range

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Big range

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sooty Locus

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Big range

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Big range

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Pearly ticket booth volcanic crater

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Big range

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Onyx Thriller Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Fishy insecure rigpig messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Spot Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Supple Spruce Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Infuriating concupiscible indirect expression brunch

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Peach market tattoo

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Onyx Thriller Codepig

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Onyx Thriller Codepig

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre azn

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Onyx Thriller Codepig

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: splenetic cuck

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big range

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Wild arousing rigor ladyboy

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: painfully honest nursing home

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Spot Shitlib

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Big range

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Infuriating concupiscible indirect expression brunch

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Clear forum

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Big range

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained Spot Shitlib

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Peach market tattoo

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Sooty Locus

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: 180 sandwich

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Big range

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful regret dopamine

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre azn

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlour ceo

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: sepia razzle site

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: irradiated pocket flask

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: sepia razzle site

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: irradiated pocket flask

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: yellow corner factory reset button

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: sepia razzle site

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: trip property mediation

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Big range

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sooty Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: 180 sandwich

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Silver gas station

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Big range

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Silver gas station

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Big range

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Silver gas station

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good glassy dragon

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Big range

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big range

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Big range

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Big range

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: hilarious vermilion digit ratio office

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Big range

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Silver gas station

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: cobalt new version corn cake

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: flatulent salmon wrinkle

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: arrogant know-it-all generalized bond

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Big range

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Infuriating concupiscible indirect expression brunch

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre azn

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: motley dun whorehouse

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899877)