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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
balding jap
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
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Flushed disgusting sanctuary
  05/22/26
His moniker?
adventurous laser beams ticket booth
  05/22/26
Colt
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amethyst idea he suggested round eye
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Disco Fries
curious kitty chapel
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Jet-lagged poppy milk
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
amethyst idea he suggested round eye
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Chest-beating geriatric church building international law enforcement agency
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
amethyst idea he suggested round eye
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Flushed disgusting sanctuary
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
amethyst idea he suggested round eye
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Vigorous Sexy Market Azn
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Vivacious shimmering feces
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Hairraiser slippery travel guidebook
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
honey-headed son of senegal
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
curious kitty chapel
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
bronze school
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
honey-headed son of senegal
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Jet-lagged poppy milk
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
balding jap
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electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Hyperactive public bath associate
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electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Flushed disgusting sanctuary
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Metal Pearly Codepig Cuckoldry
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Metal Pearly Codepig Cuckoldry
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
obsidian anal property
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/22/26
lol
balding jap
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Hyperactive public bath associate
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Magenta cruel-hearted area
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Magenta cruel-hearted area
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Link?
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Magenta cruel-hearted area
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Multi-colored opaque spot
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Magenta cruel-hearted area
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
jade big business firm mexican
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
hyperventilating location
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
electric very tactful hell yarmulke
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AI
curious kitty chapel
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Flushed disgusting sanctuary
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Orchid passionate generalized bond nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: balding jap

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Flushed disgusting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: adventurous laser beams ticket booth

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: amethyst idea he suggested round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Maniacal whorehouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Rose digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: curious kitty chapel

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged poppy milk

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: amethyst idea he suggested round eye

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating geriatric church building international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: amethyst idea he suggested round eye

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Flushed disgusting sanctuary

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: amethyst idea he suggested round eye

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Sexy Market Azn

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious shimmering feces

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser slippery travel guidebook

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: curious kitty chapel

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: bronze school

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged poppy milk

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: balding jap

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Hyperactive public bath associate

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: spectacular confused principal's office regret

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Flushed disgusting sanctuary

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: White Menage Mad Cow Disease

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Metal Pearly Codepig Cuckoldry

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: low-t exciting trailer park

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Metal Pearly Codepig Cuckoldry

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: low-t exciting trailer park

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: histrionic garrison pisswyrm

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Metal Pearly Codepig Cuckoldry

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: obsidian anal property

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: balding jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive public bath associate

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Magenta cruel-hearted area

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Magenta cruel-hearted area

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Magenta cruel-hearted area

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Pearl Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Stage

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored opaque spot

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Magenta cruel-hearted area

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Frisky glittery keepsake machete

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: jade big business firm mexican

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating location

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: electric very tactful hell yarmulke

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: curious kitty chapel

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Flushed disgusting sanctuary

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: slate aggressive genital piercing church

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899877)