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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
indecent cerebral heaven
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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indecent cerebral heaven
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
indecent cerebral heaven
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
indecent cerebral heaven
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Lavender vigorous senate
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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sick abode
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But she was old enough in dog years!
soul-stirring metal foreskin
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Cobalt friendly grandma
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
soul-stirring metal foreskin
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Costumed navy circlehead jewess
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
indecent cerebral heaven
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
indecent cerebral heaven
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Hairless meetinghouse ceo
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Vermilion Newt
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
indecent cerebral heaven
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Lavender vigorous senate
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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indecent cerebral heaven
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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indecent cerebral heaven
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
indecent cerebral heaven
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lol
olive jap nowag
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
exhilarant bawdyhouse
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
indecent cerebral heaven
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Fuchsia slimy telephone
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
indecent cerebral heaven
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
indecent cerebral heaven
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
indecent cerebral heaven
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AI
Hairless meetinghouse ceo
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Cobalt friendly grandma
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
aromatic home
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He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: house-broken coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: olive jap nowag

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Cobalt friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: territorial gunner

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bespoke rough-skinned gaming laptop public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Saffron Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Hairless meetinghouse ceo

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Lavender vigorous senate

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal foreskin

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: sick abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal foreskin

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Cobalt friendly grandma

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal foreskin

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Costumed navy circlehead jewess

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: mewling house prole

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: amethyst racy background story pit

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bespoke rough-skinned gaming laptop public bath

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Hairless meetinghouse ceo

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Vermilion Newt

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Bespoke rough-skinned gaming laptop public bath

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Lavender vigorous senate

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: olive jap nowag

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Liquid Oxygen

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt friendly grandma

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: citrine stage associate

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Sapphire site

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: stirring box office

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Sapphire site

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: stirring box office

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: odious hell hominid

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Sapphire site

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: ebony church son of senegal

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: olive jap nowag

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia slimy telephone

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia slimy telephone

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia slimy telephone

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: underhanded stag film

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: galvanic regret windowlicker

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia slimy telephone

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Drab parlour

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: twisted fear-inspiring set

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: pink masturbator travel guidebook

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: indecent cerebral heaven

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Hairless meetinghouse ceo

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Cobalt friendly grandma

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aromatic home

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en/#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

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