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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
tell me
yellow bateful ticket booth
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
lol tyft
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
chrome travel guidebook
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
clear home striped hyena
  12/28/13
fucking lol
floppy metal base
  05/12/15
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Cobalt fighting stage dingle berry
  05/12/15
so underrated
Domesticated wonderful national security agency orchestra pit
  01/19/16
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Umber gay wizard
  06/07/17
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Lemon multi-colored queen of the night
  03/31/18
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curious puce trailer park
  07/18/18
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Ebony Theater Stage Giraffe
  07/18/18
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charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  12/16/21
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mischievous business firm toaster
  02/16/23
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Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig
  12/11/24
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galvanic flushed step-uncle's house masturbator
  06/11/25
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mind-boggling walnut box office
  08/12/25
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Rusted Kitty Cat
  08/12/25
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galvanic flushed step-uncle's house masturbator
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Canary sticky parlor
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film
  08/14/13
lmao
yellow bateful ticket booth
  05/12/15
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talented ceo juggernaut
  12/11/24
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Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Canary sticky parlor
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
tantric mediation
  08/14/13
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shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
rofl
yellow bateful ticket booth
  08/14/13
180
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
rofl
Contagious swollen temple
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
insane kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
big-titted generalized bond wagecucks
  08/14/13
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big partner
  08/14/13
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Umber gay wizard
  03/10/14
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citrine kink-friendly yarmulke
  03/24/21
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mischievous business firm toaster
  02/16/23
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mind-boggling walnut box office
  08/12/25
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free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
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shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
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free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
best of thread
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
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seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
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Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
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shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
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shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Well-lubricated wrinkle native
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
burgundy address stain
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yellow bateful ticket booth
  08/14/13
180
Exciting death wish friendly grandma
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Provocative Pink People Who Are Hurt
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big partner
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obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/17/13
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floppy metal base
  01/19/16
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Lemon multi-colored queen of the night
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
burgundy address stain
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol
Gaped Crystalline Lettuce Telephone
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
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seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
out-of-control bossy organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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abnormal sickened mental disorder
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
free-loading french church building
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balding heaven
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
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seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
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hideous deep water buffalo
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hideous deep water buffalo
  02/16/23
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citrine kink-friendly yarmulke
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Soul-stirring Station Azn
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Twisted house-broken range
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Stimulating rebellious alpha
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Soul-stirring Station Azn
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
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Vermilion brunch
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
diverse translucent university
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
whatever
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Impressive Depressive Office
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
lol
Exciting death wish friendly grandma
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
180
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
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Brindle School
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
free-loading french church building
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Snowy Halford
  08/14/13
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Snowy Halford
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
lol tyft
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
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unholy lodge
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Exciting death wish friendly grandma
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Bat-shit-crazy main people
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
marvelous bipolar point hominid
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church
  08/14/13
165
Concupiscible pearly liquid oxygen
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
lmao
shivering mint police squad
  08/14/13
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Vermilion brunch
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
adventurous duck-like pistol dilemma
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
trip half-breed locale
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Snowy Halford
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
Pics?
wine thirsty stead
  08/14/13
link?
talented ceo juggernaut
  08/17/13
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yellow bateful ticket booth
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Poppy library
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
comical nursing home fat ankles
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
aphrodisiac maniacal voyeur
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Fishy Corner Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
glittery ocher pit
  08/14/13
Underrated
Concupiscible pearly liquid oxygen
  08/15/13
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Umber gay wizard
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
glittery ocher pit
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Fragrant Space
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
seedy pearl sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Mahogany doctorate
  08/14/13
lol
big-titted generalized bond wagecucks
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Mahogany doctorate
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
big-titted generalized bond wagecucks
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Mahogany doctorate
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
frozen cuckold locus
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Soul-stirring Station Azn
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Know-it-all gas station
  08/14/13
180
peach hunting ground
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
big-titted generalized bond wagecucks
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
big partner
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
big-titted generalized bond wagecucks
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primrose passionate crackhouse
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gold 180 psychic public bath
  08/14/13
180
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
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glittery ocher pit
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aphrodisiac maniacal voyeur
  08/17/13
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Hateful theatre preventive strike
  09/11/13
Lmao
self-centered razzmatazz philosopher-king love of her life
  06/07/17
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mind-boggling walnut box office
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Swashbuckling cyan prole karate
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
primrose passionate crackhouse
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Blue impertinent meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lol
tripping hairy legs marketing idea
  08/14/13
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aqua frum digit ratio indian lodge
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
cream dog poop
  08/14/13
180
pale selfie hospital
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
khaki multi-billionaire mother
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Arousing piazza sandwich
  08/17/13
poignant
Odious filthy codepig
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Avocado Idiotic Forum Feces
  08/17/13
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primrose passionate crackhouse
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Hateful theatre preventive strike
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
hideous deep water buffalo
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Fragrant Space
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
clear home striped hyena
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Hairraiser angry theater
  12/28/13
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Sinister Menage
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
dashing tan cruise ship deer antler
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Cerebral idea he suggested
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Haunting At-the-ready Plaza
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floppy metal base
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
out-of-control bossy organic girlfriend
  05/12/15
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Drunken Garnet Scourge Upon The Earth Garrison
  01/19/16
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big partner
  10/25/17
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talented ceo juggernaut
  11/29/15
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talented ceo juggernaut
  12/23/15
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floppy metal base
  01/05/16
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talented ceo juggernaut
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Thriller personal credit line
  06/07/17
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Drunken Garnet Scourge Upon The Earth Garrison
  09/22/17
...
obsidian gunner sanctuary
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
sexy cordovan area
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Razzle Coldplay Fan
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
sexy cordovan area
  07/18/18
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citrine kink-friendly yarmulke
  04/30/19
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talented ceo juggernaut
  06/21/20
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talented ceo juggernaut
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useless stage ladyboy
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citrine kink-friendly yarmulke
  12/16/21
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citrine kink-friendly yarmulke
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: yellow bateful ticket booth

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: chrome travel guidebook

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: clear home striped hyena

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: floppy metal base

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Cobalt fighting stage dingle berry



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Domesticated wonderful national security agency orchestra pit

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Umber gay wizard



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Lemon multi-colored queen of the night



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: curious puce trailer park



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mischievous business firm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: galvanic flushed step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling walnut box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Rusted Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: galvanic flushed step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Canary sticky parlor

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: yellow bateful ticket booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Canary sticky parlor

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: tantric mediation

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: yellow bateful ticket booth

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Contagious swollen temple

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: insane kitchen

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: big-titted generalized bond wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: big partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Umber gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mischievous business firm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling walnut box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: free-loading french church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: free-loading french church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: free-loading french church building

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse pozpig

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Well-lubricated wrinkle native

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Elite razzle-dazzle dragon stag film

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: burgundy address stain

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: yellow bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Exciting death wish friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative Pink People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: big partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: floppy metal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Lemon multi-colored queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: burgundy address stain

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Gaped Crystalline Lettuce Telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: free-loading french church building

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: out-of-control bossy organic girlfriend

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: abnormal sickened mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: free-loading french church building

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: balding heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: hideous deep water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hideous deep water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Station Azn

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Mewling mad-dog skullcap laser beams

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Twisted house-broken range

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Stimulating rebellious alpha

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Station Azn

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: diverse translucent university

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Impressive Depressive Office

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: free-loading french church building

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Exciting death wish friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Brindle School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: free-loading french church building

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Snowy Halford

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Snowy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: unholy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting death wish friendly grandma

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy main people

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: marvelous bipolar point hominid

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: charcoal boyish international law enforcement agency church

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible pearly liquid oxygen

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: shivering mint police squad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Vermilion brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: adventurous duck-like pistol dilemma

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: trip half-breed locale

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Snowy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: wine thirsty stead

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: yellow bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Poppy library

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: comical nursing home fat ankles

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac maniacal voyeur

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Fishy Corner Skinny Woman

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: glittery ocher pit

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible pearly liquid oxygen

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Umber gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: glittery ocher pit

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Fragrant Space

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: seedy pearl sweet tailpipe

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Mahogany doctorate

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: big-titted generalized bond wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Mahogany doctorate

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: big-titted generalized bond wagecucks

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Mahogany doctorate

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Ruddy Internal Respiration Lay

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: frozen cuckold locus

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Station Azn

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: peach hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: big-titted generalized bond wagecucks

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: big partner

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: big-titted generalized bond wagecucks

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: primrose passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: gold 180 psychic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: glittery ocher pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac maniacal voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Hateful theatre preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: self-centered razzmatazz philosopher-king love of her life

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling walnut box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cyan prole karate

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: primrose passionate crackhouse

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Blue impertinent meetinghouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tripping hairy legs marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: aqua frum digit ratio indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: cream dog poop

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: pale selfie hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: khaki multi-billionaire mother

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Arousing piazza sandwich

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Odious filthy codepig

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Avocado Idiotic Forum Feces

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: primrose passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Hateful theatre preventive strike

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: hideous deep water buffalo

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Space

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: clear home striped hyena

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser angry theater

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sinister Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: dashing tan cruise ship deer antler

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Cerebral idea he suggested

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Haunting At-the-ready Plaza

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: floppy metal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: out-of-control bossy organic girlfriend

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Drunken Garnet Scourge Upon The Earth Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: big partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: floppy metal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Thriller personal credit line

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Drunken Garnet Scourge Upon The Earth Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: obsidian gunner sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: sexy cordovan area

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Razzle Coldplay Fan

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: sexy cordovan area

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: talented ceo juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: useless stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#44198924)