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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Curious Yellow Theater
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Razzle Double Fault Goyim
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
  04/12/16
well whtever it is, its 180
Razzle Double Fault Goyim
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
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lol, cr clarification
Razzle Double Fault Goyim
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No just no
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
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180
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
chestnut hyperventilating death wish
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: laughsome school cafeteria

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: galvanic territorial brunch toilet seat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Frisky son of senegal psychic

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Turquoise degenerate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: excitant trump supporter patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: galvanic territorial brunch toilet seat

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Curious Yellow Theater

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: high-end self-absorbed stock car

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino athletic conference

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Turquoise degenerate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: lake bat shit crazy therapy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: stubborn location



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: metal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing sound barrier messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: irradiated queen of the night

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Cream fantasy-prone chapel

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sooty Bateful Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Cream fantasy-prone chapel

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: ungodly light dopamine university

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Big-titted garrison ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion field jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Passionate Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: gaped fragrant kitchen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Greedy Center Mexican

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Medicated coiffed ape community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: orchid coldplay fan office

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Cordovan tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Greedy Center Mexican

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Sapphire nibblets pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Greedy Center Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: carnelian keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: mint bisexual headpube site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: indigo regret boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Pink Aromatic Parlor

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: iridescent business firm sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: stirring chrome immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: spruce bossy kitty really tough guy

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: spruce bossy kitty really tough guy

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Sapphire nibblets pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Sapphire nibblets pozpig

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Turquoise degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: unholy stag film ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Hateful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: milky tank menage

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: purple electric nowag

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: milky tank menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: purple electric nowag

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Indecent swollen roommate

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: lake bat shit crazy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: purple electric nowag

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Motley church building dragon

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: stirring chrome immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: high-end self-absorbed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: learning disabled talented bbw dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Cordovan tanning salon legend

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: tripping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: charcoal lascivious potus

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Drab Soggy Feces

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: indigo regret boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Flickering henna striped hyena ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Saffron locale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion field jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Drab Soggy Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Flickering henna striped hyena ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Startling Place Of Business

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: supple temple newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Saffron locale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Greedy Center Mexican

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Motley church building dragon

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: azure slap-happy filthpig

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: supple temple newt

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: ungodly light dopamine university

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Odious area sweet tailpipe

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: sick cuckold alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: cocky sexy black woman

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Greedy Center Mexican

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: high-end self-absorbed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: irradiated queen of the night

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: magical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: abnormal cowardly national security agency spot

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Razzle Double Fault Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia Appetizing Theatre Hairy Legs

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: magical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted naked whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted naked whorehouse

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: learning disabled talented bbw dog poop

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: idiotic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Sapphire nibblets pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: tripping pit

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Odious area sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Saffron locale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Hateful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: magical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Saffron locale twinkling uncleanness

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: gaped fragrant kitchen travel guidebook

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Walnut bearded selfie

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: khaki institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: obsidian exciting abode

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Saffron locale twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: spectacular crotch kitty cat

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: racy forum voyeur

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: bespoke locus mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: bespoke locus mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered slimy rehab mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Drab Soggy Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly national security agency spot

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: transparent exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: unholy stag film ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Hateful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Dashing corner

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: ungodly light dopamine university

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Shaky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Shaky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: high-end self-absorbed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: green idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: chestnut hyperventilating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: low-t hall clown

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Odious area sweet tailpipe

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Odious area sweet tailpipe

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: excitant trump supporter patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Onyx round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Blathering Pea-brained Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: marvelous disturbing sound barrier messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: impressive poppy personal credit line station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Big-titted garrison ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing sound barrier messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Titillating White Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Pungent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: high-end self-absorbed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Grizzly Twisted Heaven

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Sapphire nibblets pozpig

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: smoky home

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: stubborn location

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: stubborn location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Cracking internet-worthy marketing idea

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: metal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: hairless comical karate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: hairless comical karate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: clear mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: cocky sexy black woman

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: obsidian exciting abode



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: bronze deep school elastic band



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Hateful trailer park

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed opaque stage laser beams



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly national security agency spot



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: diverse mischievous rigpig



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed opaque stage laser beams



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Insane shrine deer antler



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Painfully honest lay

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: metal address



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Floppy black market turdskin



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: stubborn location



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed opaque stage laser beams



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: buff effete principal's office hominid

i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Ruddy bonkers hunting ground fat ankles



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Ruddy bonkers hunting ground fat ankles



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot hell



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: diverse mischievous rigpig



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: marvelous disturbing sound barrier messiness



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: impressive poppy personal credit line station



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Tan toaster codepig



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: cocky sexy black woman

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Doobsian sadistic range scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: unholy stag film ceo

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: provocative jade plaza trust fund



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: cerise gas station

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Deranged maroon indian lodge roast beef



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: unholy stag film ceo



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