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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Laughsome double fault
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
odious shaky famous landscape painting
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thirsty heady home rigor
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Sienna clown hell
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Exciting pungent site
  11/22/23
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Laughsome double fault
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Nudist shivering institution circlehead
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
sadistic mahogany piazza kitty cat
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
Laughsome double fault
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Concupiscible deer antler
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Concupiscible deer antler
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Women are 180
Big dopamine candlestick maker
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Situational Awareness Bear
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crusty stage
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Laughsome double fault
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Exciting pungent site
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Laughsome double fault
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
soul-stirring ivory pervert
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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soul-stirring ivory pervert
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
galvanic wine marketing idea
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
soul-stirring ivory pervert
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Sienna clown hell
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
bright new version
  04/28/24
180 song
Motley walnut persian range
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Laughsome double fault
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Motley walnut persian range
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Laughsome double fault
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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  12/15/24
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Laughsome double fault

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: odious shaky famous landscape painting

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: thirsty heady home rigor



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Sienna clown hell

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Exciting pungent site

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Nudist shivering institution circlehead

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: sadistic mahogany piazza kitty cat

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome double fault

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible deer antler



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible deer antler



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Big dopamine candlestick maker

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: crusty stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Exciting pungent site

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring ivory pervert

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring ivory pervert

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring ivory pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: galvanic wine marketing idea

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring ivory pervert

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: galvanic wine marketing idea

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Exciting pungent site



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Sienna clown hell



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: bright new version

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Motley walnut persian range

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Motley walnut persian range

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Lascivious principal's office cuck

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Laughsome double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2/en-en/#47187760)