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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Talented Gas Station
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
walnut cruise ship
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Olive racy keepsake machete trailer park
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
trip puce stage
  08/30/25
...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Azure sticky university depressive
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Lime hissy fit shitlib
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Talented Gas Station
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Lime hissy fit shitlib
  08/31/25
...
shaky native
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  08/31/25
delusional take
shaky native
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
nubile hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
effete site patrolman
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Talented Gas Station
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Talented Gas Station
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
effete site patrolman
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
effete site patrolman
  09/05/25
...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
bossy copper partner brunch
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
effete site patrolman
  09/05/25
...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
effete site patrolman
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Talented Gas Station
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
passionate saffron boiling water
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
passionate saffron boiling water
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/05/25
Kenny
effete site patrolman
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Talented Gas Station
  09/06/25
...
Pale nowag
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/06/25
...
Pale nowag
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Talented Gas Station
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Orange locale idea he suggested
  09/07/25
Explain
Talented Gas Station
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Stimulating frum forum
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Talented Gas Station
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Talented Gas Station
  09/07/25
...
nubile hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
effete site patrolman
  01/18/26
...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Comical cuck
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Talented Gas Station
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Talented Gas Station
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Contagious degenerate stage
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
effete site patrolman
  05/28/26
...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  05/28/26
...
Talented Gas Station
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
effete site patrolman
  07/12/26
...
Appetizing Laser Beams Space
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Bateful gaming laptop
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
effete site patrolman
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: walnut cruise ship

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Olive racy keepsake machete trailer park

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: trip puce stage

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Azure sticky university depressive

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Lime hissy fit shitlib

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Talented Gas Station

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Lime hissy fit shitlib

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: shaky native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: shaky native

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: nubile hunting ground international law enforcement agency

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: effete site patrolman

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: bossy copper partner brunch

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: effete site patrolman

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate saffron boiling water

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: passionate saffron boiling water

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Pale nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Pale nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Orange locale idea he suggested

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Stimulating frum forum

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Talented Gas Station

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: nubile hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Comical cuck

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Talented Gas Station

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Contagious degenerate stage

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: effete site patrolman

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Talented Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: effete site patrolman

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Bateful gaming laptop

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: effete site patrolman

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en/#50126050)