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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end o...
twisted base
  07/01/26
Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the l...
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.
twisted base
  07/01/26
Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
What does your Black King think of this?
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
I'm scared to tell him.
twisted base
  07/01/26
I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right sinc...
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I ...
twisted base
  07/01/26
...
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up un...
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
...
Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice
  07/01/26
3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it comin...
excitant gay wizard
  07/01/26
Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unha...
twisted base
  07/01/26
fewer than three months jfc no wonder you got fired
Amethyst degenerate site
  07/01/26
~25 people laid off because of this.
twisted base
  07/01/26
Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your...
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
The "three months" is one span of time though. I m...
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
cr. less [time] than three months.
Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice
  07/01/26
cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is complet...
Pumonymous
  07/02/26
id sub to ur only fans
Unhinged corn cake bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Do you want feet pics?
twisted base
  07/01/26
ill jerk off to anything tbh
Unhinged corn cake bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably g...
twisted base
  07/01/26
Can you blame them?
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a m...
twisted base
  07/01/26
Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me...
Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel
  07/01/26
In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of peo...
Trip Piazza
  07/01/26
Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't fo...
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" t...
low-t hominid
  07/01/26
I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.
twisted base
  07/01/26
Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
twisted base
  07/01/26
https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128
laughsome erotic stage tank
  07/01/26
lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass
aromatic olive crotch
  07/01/26
...
twisted base
  07/01/26
Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work&q...
vermilion cowardly circlehead
  07/01/26
oh he's open to something for sure
low-t hominid
  07/01/26
...
Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice
  07/01/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  07/02/26
Love this
marvelous elite university ceo
  07/01/26
Do they know you're an MPM champ?
histrionic roommate
  07/01/26
Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my ...
cucumbers
  07/01/26
If only you knew how much you suck
cowgod
  07/01/26
Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.
cucumbers
  07/01/26
I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board...
cowgod
  07/01/26
Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question do...
cucumbers
  07/01/26
why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms
Cletus Van Damme
  07/01/26
welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻
Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice
  07/01/26
you coming to the next film festival with me? It's time ...
Salivary Stoned
  07/01/26
Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doin...
cowgod
  07/01/26
I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.
.,.,.,.,;.,.:,.,,,.,;.,.,.,:.,.,.,;.,.;.,
  07/02/26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-...
cowgod
  07/02/26
lol fag
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/02/26


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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: twisted base

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.

I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973130)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973132)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: twisted base

Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973133)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973143)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel

What does your Black King think of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973138)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: twisted base

I'm scared to tell him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973141)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel

I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973146)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: twisted base

I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973155)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973166)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973184)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974217)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: excitant gay wizard

3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973139)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: twisted base

Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973147)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Amethyst degenerate site

fewer than three months

jfc no wonder you got fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973144)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: twisted base

~25 people laid off because of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973152)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973154)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel

The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973159)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice

cr. less [time] than three months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974219)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Pumonymous

cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is completely artificial. we could just as well define a unit of time called a “trimonth” equal to three months. instead of “ten years” being “plural,” it could be “one decade,” singular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Unhinged corn cake bawdyhouse

id sub to ur only fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973157)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: twisted base

Do you want feet pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Unhinged corn cake bawdyhouse

ill jerk off to anything tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973171)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: twisted base

This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973173)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel

Can you blame them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973175)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: twisted base

I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973180)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzmatazz indian lodge incel

Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973188)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Trip Piazza

In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home

No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards

Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973181)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: low-t hominid

Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973176)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: twisted base

I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973182)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: twisted base

Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973204)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: laughsome erotic stage tank

https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973209)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: aromatic olive crotch

lol 180

They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973212)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: twisted base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973275)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: vermilion cowardly circlehead

Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973282)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: low-t hominid

oh he's open to something for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973284)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974225)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:23 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975242)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: marvelous elite university ceo

Love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973791)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: histrionic roommate

Do they know you're an MPM champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49973798)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: cucumbers

Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974207)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: cowgod

If only you knew how much you suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974931)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: cucumbers

Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974940)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: cowgod

I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board with that comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975040)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: cucumbers

Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974215)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice

welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974228)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)

you coming to the next film festival with me?

It's time to pursue your dreams bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974247)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: cowgod

Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doing nothing all day shouldn’t do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49974889)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,;.,.:,.,,,.,;.,.,.,:.,.,.,;.,.;.,


I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975167)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128192

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975288)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

lol fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2/en-en/#49975245)