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Wife found my second phone today, I'm cooked

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency al...
bearded lime azn
  07/15/26
“using it for what you think” Arranging hiking ...
navy idea he suggested puppy
  07/15/26
say it wasn’t you
tan fragrant menage sound barrier
  07/15/26
The Shaggy Defense
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  07/15/26
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Ebony address trust fund
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tan fragrant menage sound barrier
  07/16/26
you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn ...
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
no no no no details "idk what that phone is." ...
purple depressive
  07/15/26
no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible...
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?
Fuchsia trump supporter
  07/15/26
lol, fully charged, btw
crawly multi-billionaire
  07/15/26
idiotic
aggressive degenerate
  07/15/26
explain
purple depressive
  07/17/26
Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recogn...
bearded lime azn
  07/15/26
say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to r...
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to...
purple depressive
  07/15/26
You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. ...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/15/26
This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or somethi...
navy idea he suggested puppy
  07/15/26
I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/15/26
idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't sy...
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise o...
Scarlet telephone school cafeteria
  07/15/26
This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbas...
bearded lime azn
  07/15/26
Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do f...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/15/26
could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to g...
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard
navy idea he suggested puppy
  07/15/26
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insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and be...
self-centered box office water buffalo
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Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
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Lascivious up-to-no-good clown
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Aphrodisiac range
  07/15/26
cr
insecure toaster affirmative action
  07/15/26
lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and...
Vivacious Startled Corn Cake Senate
  07/15/26
Trying to recover crypto
Onyx library
  07/15/26
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tantric lavender forum
  07/15/26
you're chopped, unc
duck-like round eye
  07/15/26
does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting ...
Puce Abode
  07/15/26
Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times ...
Tripping Translucent State Tattoo
  07/15/26
This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteri...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/15/26
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Zippy talented public bath circlehead
  07/16/26
Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if wor...
Amber Area Coffee Pot
  07/15/26
Can’t you wipe it remotely?
Slippery stirring dingle berry shrine
  07/15/26
lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it aroun...
Vivacious Startled Corn Cake Senate
  07/15/26
Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence al...
wine point
  07/15/26
THANK YOU! Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey ...
crawly multi-billionaire
  07/16/26
ctrl-f "grow a beard" jfc this place is retarde...
Transparent kink-friendly cuckold
  07/15/26
What if you have a beard already?
Vibrant adulterous ticket booth travel guidebook
  07/16/26
marry a beard
sexy alpha
  07/17/26
Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense
multi-colored aquamarine plaza
  07/15/26
Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe...
Onyx library
  07/15/26
he's doing great
Transparent kink-friendly cuckold
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Zippy talented public bath circlehead
  07/17/26
Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit...
crawly multi-billionaire
  07/15/26
under no circumstances can he unlock it
aggressive degenerate
  07/15/26
Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes hi...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/15/26
This works with Androids too.
Ebony address trust fund
  07/15/26
Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"
Hairraiser sienna lodge persian
  07/15/26
OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto ...
aggressive degenerate
  07/15/26
Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages...
Ebony address trust fund
  07/15/26
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Zippy talented public bath circlehead
  07/16/26
If you have kids: Wipe it remotely then say: “I&rs...
Exhilarant Den Associate
  07/15/26
This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and ne...
Ebony address trust fund
  07/15/26
text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it'...
pink french shitlib
  07/15/26
Never let'em know your next move!
crawly multi-billionaire
  07/16/26
turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers
salmon mewling elastic band
  07/15/26
This could actually work
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/15/26
Fucking love this
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Fear-inspiring knife
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*clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt
Hairraiser sienna lodge persian
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crawly multi-billionaire
  07/16/26
Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up ...
Puce Abode
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at-the-ready alcoholic chad liquid oxygen
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Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts. It&rsqu...
confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig
  07/15/26
Need update OP
Onyx library
  07/15/26
Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they'r...
Magenta Windowlicker
  07/15/26
Lol
confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig
  07/16/26
Great thread
Lascivious up-to-no-good clown
  07/15/26
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federal mauve location internal respiration
  07/15/26
even in the face of senescence there are still those among u...
Transparent kink-friendly cuckold
  07/15/26
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crawly multi-billionaire
  07/16/26
thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive ...
Aphrodisiac range
  07/15/26
OP is currently sleeping on the couch
Ebony address trust fund
  07/16/26
He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.
confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig
  07/16/26
I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already
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Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
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Pearl philosopher-king market
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wine point
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"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."
Pearl philosopher-king market
  07/16/26
He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time....
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/16/26
Wow lol
bearded lime azn
  07/16/26
Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstan...
bearded lime azn
  07/16/26
Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content b...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/16/26
what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/16/26
You forgot to tell him to seek god
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/16/26
that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you ca...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/16/26
You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting...
Geriatric Hominid
  07/16/26
well when you put it that way
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/16/26
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Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to ...
Demanding electric mother
  07/16/26
WHAT would she have found if given full access?
Onyx library
  07/16/26
She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No in...
Lascivious up-to-no-good clown
  07/16/26
It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’v...
bearded lime azn
  07/16/26
Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leape...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/16/26
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Onyx library
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Aphrodisiac range
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Ebony address trust fund
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White Erotic Double Fault
  07/17/26
It was his poasting phone
Onyx library
  07/17/26
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Sepia Supple Stead
  07/17/26
because the whole thing is flame
Citrine church building
  07/17/26
Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates&qu...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/17/26
Pumos love to throw cold water on everything
Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
(literal blackpilled drug addict)
Citrine church building
  07/17/26
it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame beca...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/17/26
Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying fl...
Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thi...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/17/26
Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then s...
Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
we WANT to BELIEVE
Zippy talented public bath circlehead
  07/17/26
i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is...
Curious hyperventilating whorehouse
  07/17/26
The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my...
Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some...
bearded lime azn
  07/17/26
People want to know more specifics about what they helped yo...
self-centered box office water buffalo
  07/17/26
Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that w...
Fear-inspiring knife
  07/17/26
Hard-core black pill
claret misunderstood institution voyeur
  07/18/26
Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his ...
Turquoise Mischievous Indian Lodge
  07/17/26
tell her its for your SWMFM side gig
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  07/17/26
This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a mothe...
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: bearded lime azn

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002437)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: navy idea he suggested puppy

“using it for what you think”

Arranging hiking dates with AHGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002518)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: tan fragrant menage sound barrier

say it wasn’t you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002440)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: primrose vigorous faggotry

The Shaggy Defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002515)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Ebony address trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002927)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: tan fragrant menage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004128)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002441)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: purple depressive

no no no

no details

"idk what that phone is."

"idk how it got there"

"idk the password"

"idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean"

etc etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002445)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002471)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia trump supporter

found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002798)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire

lol, fully charged, btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002809)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: aggressive degenerate

idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002824)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: purple depressive

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006238)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: bearded lime azn

Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.

I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002468)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002479)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: purple depressive

"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002484)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002496)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: navy idea he suggested puppy

This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002512)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002553)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002575)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Scarlet telephone school cafeteria

Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003257)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: bearded lime azn

This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002525)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002566)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002576)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: navy idea he suggested puppy

This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002606)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002609)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002786)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002828)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002801)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Onyx library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002815)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: aggressive degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002840)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Poppy Thirsty Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003202)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003281)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003317)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: insecure toaster affirmative action

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002535)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Startled Corn Cake Senate

lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002618)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Onyx library

Trying to recover crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002777)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: tantric lavender forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003147)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: duck-like round eye

you're chopped, unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002444)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Puce Abode

does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002458)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Tripping Translucent State Tattoo

Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002465)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002470)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Zippy talented public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004585)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Amber Area Coffee Pot

Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002500)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Slippery stirring dingle berry shrine

Can’t you wipe it remotely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002505)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Startled Corn Cake Senate

lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002752)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: wine point

Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002778)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire

THANK YOU!

Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003845)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Transparent kink-friendly cuckold

ctrl-f "grow a beard"

jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002514)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Vibrant adulterous ticket booth travel guidebook

What if you have a beard already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003688)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: sexy alpha

marry a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006596)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine plaza

Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002779)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Onyx library

Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002803)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Transparent kink-friendly cuckold

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002826)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Zippy talented public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005728)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire

Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?

You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002806)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: aggressive degenerate

under no circumstances can he unlock it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002833)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002834)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Ebony address trust fund

This works with Androids too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002926)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser sienna lodge persian

Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002808)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: aggressive degenerate

OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002829)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Ebony address trust fund

Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"

Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.

You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002932)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Zippy talented public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004586)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Den Associate

If you have kids:

Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)

If you don’t have kids:

Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002972)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Ebony address trust fund

This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50002987)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: pink french shitlib

text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers

throw her off balance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003009)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire

Never let'em know your next move!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003853)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: salmon mewling elastic band

turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003017)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

This could actually work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003062)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Fucking love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003120)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Transparent kink-friendly cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003126)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: offensive university sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003173)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Odious Antidepressant Drug

darvomaxxing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003228)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Turquoise Mischievous Indian Lodge

Bird Brain Masterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003236)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Zippy talented public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005727)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: purple depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003752)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: aromatic newt pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004116)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005744)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser sienna lodge persian

*clears throat*

*raises hand*

haha u r fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003018)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003856)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Puce Abode

Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003138)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready alcoholic chad liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003209)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig

Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.

It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003224)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Onyx library

Need update OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003229)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Magenta Windowlicker

Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003261)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good clown

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003308)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: federal mauve location internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003328)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Transparent kink-friendly cuckold

even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003335)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: crawly multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003864)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003321)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Ebony address trust fund

OP is currently sleeping on the couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003418)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: confused fiercely-loyal pistol codepig

He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003420)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: out-of-control indirect expression

I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003431)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003599)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Pearl philosopher-king market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003615)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: wine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Pearl philosopher-king market

"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003618)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003679)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: bearded lime azn

Wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003684)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: bearded lime azn

Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003681)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court

That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003692)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003746)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

You forgot to tell him to seek god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003749)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003753)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Geriatric Hominid

You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003768)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

well when you put it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003780)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005896)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Demanding electric mother

DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50003793)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Onyx library

WHAT would she have found if given full access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004413)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good clown

She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004604)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: bearded lime azn

It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004605)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50004621)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Onyx library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005117)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Ebony address trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005552)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: White Erotic Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005738)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Onyx library

It was his poasting phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005748)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Sepia Supple Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005817)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Citrine church building

because the whole thing is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005849)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005863)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife

Pumos love to throw cold water on everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005895)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Citrine church building

(literal blackpilled drug addict)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005960)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."

and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006008)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife

Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006014)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006017)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife

Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006076)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Zippy talented public bath circlehead

we WANT to BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006032)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Curious hyperventilating whorehouse

i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006040)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife

The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006069)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: bearded lime azn

Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005956)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50005992)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring knife

Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50006006)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: claret misunderstood institution voyeur

Hard-core black pill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2/en-en/#50008059)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Mischievous Indian Lodge

Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff

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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Hairless Becky

tell her its for your SWMFM side gig

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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: self-centered box office water buffalo

This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros

We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold

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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Mischievous Indian Lodge



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