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Redditor accidentally enrolls in Yukon University instead of UConn
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Date: August 24th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Internet-worthy lime reading party theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50088875) |
Date: August 24th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50088878) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Spectacular Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50088959) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: milky parlor Mom: “You know, honey, I think you should apply to UConn.”
Kid, half-listening: “Yukon? Yeah, sure.”
*opens laptop*
*Searches Yukon University*
“Wow, Connecticut looks… really Canadian.”
*Applies. Gets accepted. Parents are thrilled.*
Dad: “A Husky! Just like your old man!”
Kid: “Yeah, I noticed they seem really into sled dogs up there.”
*Nobody realizes anything is wrong until move in day* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Cerebral swollen psychic *record scratch*
*semi-charmed life starts playing* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: milky parlor *freeze frame on him standing outside Yukon University in a UConn hoodie, holding two suitcases while snow blows sideways*
“Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.”
*semi-charmed Life kicks in*
TITLE CARD: YUKONN
Then smash cut to three months earlier:
Mom: “You should really apply to UConn.”
Him, eating cereal: “Yukon? Sure.”
*music gets louder* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Cerebral swollen psychic STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089178) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: milky parlor *record scratch*
Rob Schneider: “Wait. This isn’t Connecticut.”
Random Canadian student: “No.”
Rob: “…Do you guys still have Dunkin’?”
THIS FALL
HE’S GOING NORTH.
WAY NORTH.
YUKONN
Sometimes the wrong school… is the right education. |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Chartreuse Slimy Death Wish I drive a UConn Denali (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089064) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: white meetinghouse filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089091) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Bossy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089090) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Slate vengeful selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089097) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089104) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: amber twinkling uncleanness There's a Cornell College in Iowa and I've heard about this happening to people there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089103) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: milky parlor I met a few people who went there when I was college-aged and they didn't say cornell college, they just said "cornell". And I assumed they meant Cornell University, and ended up really offending them. Not flame.
There used to be a Brown College in mn too, but it merged with some other school. |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Chartreuse Slimy Death Wish https://www.columbiasc.edu/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089118) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Fear-inspiring range Terrell Owens thought he was going to UT-Knoxville until the day he showed up in Chattanooga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089172) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Slippery Kink-friendly Indian Lodge So, what brought you to Whitehorse? My mom was on one of the national championship basketball teams. I'm a legacy. We have a basketball team? |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Bossy location A girl in my HS who was dumb as rocks but extremely hot and artsy went to Columbia College in Chicago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089146) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Cerebral swollen psychic The Wrong Paris is a 2025 American romantic comedy film directed by Janeen Damian and starring Miranda Cosgrove and Pierson Fodé, with a supporting cast including Madison Pettis, Frances Fisher and Yvonne Orji.
The story follows Dawn, who is in need of money to pay for art school in Paris, France, joins a reality television dating show she believes is set there. However, she soon discovers the show actually takes place in Paris, Texas. While attempting to get eliminated, she unexpectedly develops feelings for the bachelor, Trey, complicating her plans.
It was released by Netflix on September 12, 2025.[2] |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Fear-inspiring range this is literally the plot of an episode of Fancy Nancy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089192) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089194) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: irradiated obsidian corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089219) |