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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in ...
arousing lavender principal's office patrolman
  08/25/26
obviously biglaw
racy half-breed black woman
  08/25/26
Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that ...
arousing lavender principal's office patrolman
  08/25/26
why the fuck would you care if youre in jail
racy half-breed black woman
  08/25/26
(not an average or better associate)
arousing lavender principal's office patrolman
  08/25/26
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Soul-stirring Dull Institution
  08/25/26
HAHA ITS NEITHER ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCO...
Marvelous chrome wagecucks garrison
  08/25/26
Any conjugal visits in either scenario?
trip amethyst idea he suggested ratface
  08/25/26
You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of ...
arousing lavender principal's office patrolman
  08/25/26
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Talented jap
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Floppy red orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/25/26
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Soul-stirring Dull Institution
  08/25/26
Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my pra...
Nofapping haunted graveyard stock car
  08/25/26
180
Soul-stirring Dull Institution
  08/25/26
No media
vibrant gas station
  08/25/26
What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law...
Nazca Redlines
  08/26/26
...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26
Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/26/26
180
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26
If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Si...
Nazca Redlines
  08/26/26
FTGE…
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26
Biglaw. I hate being bored.
frisky sienna twinkling uncleanness lay
  08/25/26
How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or...
Nazca Redlines
  08/26/26
...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26
Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  08/26/26
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Oh, you retrieve?
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How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be t...
Sniggle
  08/26/26
Cq
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/26/26


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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: arousing lavender principal's office patrolman

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?

(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.

(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092209)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: racy half-breed black woman

obviously biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092227)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: arousing lavender principal's office patrolman

Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092245)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: racy half-breed black woman

why the fuck would you care if youre in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092284)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: arousing lavender principal's office patrolman

(not an average or better associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092369)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dull Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092994)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous chrome wagecucks garrison

HAHA ITS NEITHER

ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092230)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: trip amethyst idea he suggested ratface

Any conjugal visits in either scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092235)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: arousing lavender principal's office patrolman

You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092249)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Talented jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092279)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Floppy red orchestra pit friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092288)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dull Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50092993)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Nofapping haunted graveyard stock car

Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50093006)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dull Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50093009)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: vibrant gas station

No media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50093033)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094563)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094591)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094646)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094657)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094669)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

FTGE…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094672)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094990)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50095440)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: frisky sienna twinkling uncleanness lay

Biglaw. I hate being bored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50093037)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094598)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094599)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50094989)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50095441)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Sniggle

How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50095471)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2/en-en#50095494)