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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: bronze theatre Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Judas Jones I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: bronze theatre Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: bronze theatre correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Internet-worthy Point Becky op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Israeli-American professor of Holocaust and genoci Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: bronze theatre Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: cocky fuchsia ticket booth portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: bronze theatre incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Medicated khaki stain faggot firefighter Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: bronze theatre ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Medicated khaki stain faggot firefighter Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: bronze theatre maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior ((zurich is stained)) i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: bronze theatre While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: bronze theatre 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: bronze theatre At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: bronze theatre What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Medicated khaki stain faggot firefighter A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: bronze theatre ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: bronze theatre September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: bronze theatre the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: bronze theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: bronze theatre In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: bronze theatre edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: bronze theatre Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: bronze theatre lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: bronze theatre Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: bronze theatre ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: cocky fuchsia ticket booth anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: bronze theatre ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: bronze theatre It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: bronze theatre ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Medicated khaki stain faggot firefighter Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: bronze theatre ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: gibberish (?) I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: bronze theatre I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: bronze theatre ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: bronze theatre Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit pisswyrm 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: bronze theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior ((zurich is stained)) the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: gibberish (?) Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: gibberish (?) Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Le Penis (✅🍑) Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: @luz_aslana Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Pumonymous In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Pope Leo XXX It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds) Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50101306) |