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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
shaky base halford
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
shaky base halford
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
shaky base halford
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
shaky base halford
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
shaky base halford
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
shaky base halford
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
shaky base halford
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
shaky base halford
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
shaky base halford
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Exhilarant Sickened Stage Jewess
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Stirring Market
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Painfully honest black university
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
180 deer antler
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Translucent curious school cafeteria knife
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Concupiscible filthpig
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burgundy electric crotch gas station
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Concupiscible filthpig
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Stirring Market
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Concupiscible filthpig
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Maniacal violent haunted graveyard institution
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
rusted cuckold stag film
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Bateful Patrolman
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
aqua philosopher-king parlor
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
180 deer antler
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
french histrionic persian
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
aqua philosopher-king parlor
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Translucent curious school cafeteria knife
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Stirring Market
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
twinkling hospital
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
twinkling hospital
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Amazing 🐶
Bat shit crazy thriller yarmulke
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
twinkling hospital
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Cocky excitant native
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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lol
Exhilarant Sickened Stage Jewess
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
bisexual nursing home
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
stubborn indirect expression
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
stubborn indirect expression
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Link?
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
old goat
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
stubborn indirect expression
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Aphrodisiac sable foreskin
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Killself seems appropriate
charcoal cerebral prole kitchen
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Azure macaca step-uncle's house
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Shipley was asking for it.
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
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AI
180 deer antler
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Stirring Market
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
old goat
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
mahogany queen of the night
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
domesticated primrose meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
twinkling hospital
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: shaky base halford

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: shaky base halford

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: shaky base halford

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: shaky base halford

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: shaky base halford

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: shaky base halford

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: shaky base halford

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: shaky base halford

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: shaky base halford

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: shaky base halford

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: shaky base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sickened Stage Jewess

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Stirring Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest black university

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Self-centered disgusting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: aqua philosopher-king parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Red embarrassed to the bone sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: 180 deer antler

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Translucent curious school cafeteria knife

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible filthpig

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: burgundy electric crotch gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible filthpig

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Stirring Market

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible filthpig

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Maniacal violent haunted graveyard institution

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: rusted cuckold stag film

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful Patrolman

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: aqua philosopher-king parlor

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: 180 deer antler

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: french histrionic persian

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: aqua philosopher-king parlor

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Translucent curious school cafeteria knife

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sickened Stage Jewess

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: bisexual nursing home

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Big Purple Shrine Place Of Business

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring Market

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hairless area antidepressant drug

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: twinkling hospital

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy thriller yarmulke

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling hospital

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy thriller yarmulke

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy Submissive State Toilet Seat

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: twinkling hospital

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Cocky excitant native

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sickened Stage Jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bisexual nursing home

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: jet plaza

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Comical peach cuck

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sable foreskin

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: charcoal cerebral prole kitchen

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Azure macaca step-uncle's house

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: 180 deer antler

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Stirring Market

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: talking pontificating dragon doctorate

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: mahogany queen of the night

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: domesticated primrose meetinghouse

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: twinkling hospital

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Stimulating psychic gaping

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50068093)