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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: racy lime feces plaza Sequel is never as good as the original but it takes me an hour to take a shit now:
The sound of a crackling antenna radio and Bob Costas voice….
“And they did it! You can hear the enormous cheers from the city streets. As the United States shoots down its second plane into the Hudson River as it was approaching the south tower, avoiding the worst terrori—“
*alarm sounds as James Lovers-Brunch wakes up in a cold sweat*
“Thank god. Just a bad dream.”
James looks out his luxurious penthouse window towards downtown Manhattan as the sunrise reflects off the glass World Trade Center building.
“Today is the day…I become a world lacrosse champion!”
James heads to a local outdoor athletic field with his duffle bag with “France” facing outwards. He says “Today we play Sudan in the finals!”
As the game went on, the group of Sudanese ringers all looked confused as JLB and his friends scored goal after goal leading the game 31-0. As the final whistle blew, all of the members of the Sudanese took off running out of the complex.
JLB was confused. A Sudanese man approached dressed in traditional garb and replied to James’s confusion “They not know this game. In home country you’re killed if you lose game. They’re scared.”
James replied “How DARE you try to downplay my athletic accomplishments?”
At that moment a baseball rolled towards James foot. He said surprised “wait what-“
He looked up and saw a 5’10 Puerto Rican man, well built trim waist athletic forearms, Mizuno t shirt and a backwards SF giants hat. Huge grin. White teeth.
“How’s it going James?”
“Roberto!” James replied. “What are you doing here? Still trying to get picked up by an independent league team you LOSER?”
Roberto laughed and replied “Not exactly James. My son is 14 now. Just practicing—He’s trying to make varsity as a Freshman. My playing days are over but I still do it for them. Still got my hair though (*with a youthful grin takes off his hat and shows a neat crew cut with handsome salt and pepper 1 length on the sides*).
James “oh please! Kids at your height?”
Roberto replies with a smile “5 actually. These lifts did me well. They make cushion ones now.”
Before James could reply with insult, a beautiful 5’7 female holding a baby walks over and says to Roberto “hey the baby’s getting fussy, wanna head out?”
James jeers “oh are you sure these are his? You chose to reproduce with a short man!? I’m TALL!”
The woman looks on confused at James. Says to Roberto “um babe…let’s…go.”
Roberto grins and whispers to James. “Hey…so I’m due for a guys night out. Waddya you say we head downtown and check out the new Pace girls. There’s this bar I’ve been meaning to go to near Fulton. Like the old days.” Roberto winks.
James “you’re on! I’m gonna show you that short men CANNOT attract women.”
Roberto looks on slightly confused at James hostility trying to determine if it’s a joke considering the offer was a simple friends night out. Roberto replies “ok…so let’s meet at 8. Corner of Fulton and Broadway.”
That night JLB headed downtown with his gorgeous Ukrainian date who looked slightly annoyed. “This bar is gonna have a bunch of college kids.” JLB replied “don’t worry we’ll be outta here once we show this SHORTMO that he’s a LOSER!”
As JLB went to pay the bouncer put his hand out and said “don’t worry, Roberto took care of it for you guys. He’s inside.”
James went in and confronted Roberto, who was sitting in the VIP with two 19 year old college girls. Roberto said “don’t worry James. I threw my life savings in $MU at $64 last year and sold at $1000. Then threw it in DELL. I’m good. Caught up two generations of wealth” (*with a grin*)
James was seething. At that moment Modern Talking “Cheri Cheri Lady” starts playing. Roberto says “I love this song!”
He gets on the dance floor and leads a synchronized dance with no less than 50 Pace college girls all dressed in short shorts or short dresses. Everyone laughing…except James. James shouts “check his shoes! He’s wearing lifts!” But no one heard over the laughing, screaming and bottle throwing.
As the song stopped Roberto approached James and said “I’m hosting an after party in Staten Island..you’re welcome to come.”
James turns to his beautiful Ukrainian date and begins to say “We’re leaving for St. Tropez tomorrow. I wouldn’t be caught dead!” But when he turned she wasn’t there.
He asked the bartender “Did you see my date?!”
The bartender a man in his 40’s manipulating a rag in his hand says “ Ayyyy Jimmy! You lookin' for yer girl? She was headed to the Staten Island ferry. She was dressed for a party.”
James seething grabs the first cab he can find and says “take me to South Ferry!”
As James arrives he sprints through the ferry terminal to find out the ferry had already taken off. Roberto was at the front of the ferry packed with women and the Ukrainian model everyone waving their arms in unison as the party just started.
James grabs his cell phone to his helicopter pilot and yells “RIGHT NOW GET OVER HERE WE NEED TO GET TO STATEN ISLAND!”
Will James get his girl back? Will he make his flight to St. Tropez? Boy does he have decisions to make…
Thank you Judas Jones for the edit. |
Date: August 28th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: cyan federal roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099361) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: up-to-no-good abnormal public bath azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099367) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099429) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: blue arousing fat ankles library a neat crew cut with handsome salt and pepper 1 length on the sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099437) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: shivering obsidian university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099446) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: canary chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099450) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Alcoholic tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099452) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: green shitlib dilemma Every fucking day for the last 15 years I’ve checked in on this shithole of a board waiting for this post, knowing it would never come, but needing to keep checking just to make sure.
And today… holy shit it’s here. It’s everything I’d hoped it’d be. 199. You are the king.
Need to go take a walk outside to think more about this. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: nighttime casino gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza ♥️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099566) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: navy laughsome parlor internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099568) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Floppy puce church and boy do you have decisions to make… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099835) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: irradiated black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50101447) |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Trust If Aryan 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50104170) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: nighttime casino gay wizard no less than 50 Pace college girls all dressed in short shorts or short dresses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099484) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099711) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: smoky location yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099718) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Abusive black people who are hurt "Sequel is never as good as the original"
fucking understatement of the century. this sucked. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza Never really got along with you on this board anyway lol. I made this bc me and RSF are buddies and can poke fun like adults. We’re not hostile like some maniac who has made an entry into every prostitution thread for the last 25 years and blank bumps it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099796) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Abusive black people who are hurt ljl at cumskin butthurt that at least one legendary poaster still has the integrity to call out a shit thread. riding on nostalgia is not talent. hack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099932) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza Yeah let’s stop. I don’t like board confrontation. Thanks for your honesty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: green shitlib dilemma Link to your best 3 posts of the last 5 years?
You really turned into a nasty lonely middle aged man. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Son Of Senegal Den He’s always been a fuming mad pathetic little NOWAG loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100134) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: charismatic dragon locus He’s not long for this world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50101400) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Nyuuug (Xo 2026) let’s celebrate mediocrity. During peak xo a thread this weak would have received two bumps and be forgotten. This is less than ai goy slop and I’m the only historic poaster willing to call it out. First Brunch was 177. This sad attempt is 160.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: translucent house is the implication that JLB and team hired the Sudanese guys as patsies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099791) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza I guess it’s that these “national team” things after college are largely flame with no competition. One of my buddies played on the Ireland national team for baseball and they would lose to an average high school team in the Us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099794) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: translucent house no no right. no right. i get that. i'll just leave it at when i first looked up this world lacrosse champsionship thing i was ooohhhh man ifykwim.
but more importantly, i fear JLB is becoming a shallow one-note sort of Wile E. Coyote / Yosemite Sam character. bumbling around and occasionally growling. also, the nightclub scene would be a good spectacle but it's just ... Home Alone 2 or i can't even think of comparable schlockiness
look, i get it. you want to cash in on this one. I was "Rocky" and this is "Rocky V". but maybe we could give JLB and Roberto the human treatment after we release this as next summer's tentpole? |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza I’ll make note of that for the third one on 2036. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099826) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: pea-brained mind-boggling institution legend This is going viral on Sudanese social medial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099798) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: translucent house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099822) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: copper out-of-control wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100145) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: disturbing nudist coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50101488) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: blue arousing fat ankles library "Ayyyy Jimmy! You lookin' for yer girl? She was headed to the Staten Island ferry. She was dressed for a party." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099829) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099850) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza Edited in your honor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50099860) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: pea-brained mind-boggling institution legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100070) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Son Of Senegal Den Nice to see the cop reprise his role, tough out there for character actors. Would Jimmy and JLB have been familiar enough to want to go out for drinks, even if they both have ulterior motives?I don’t recall direct interactions between them in the original. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100133) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:30 PM Author: racy lime feces plaza Yeah in between all this one day James invited Roberto to meet him outside of a building near Fulton and Roberto waited for 30 minutes poasting for Jimmy to come down and he didn’t. Then he tried to set up an arrangement to meet in March of this year and Jimmy stood him up again. Maybe next time he’s in NYC they can link up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100153) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: violet godawful rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100136) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: copper out-of-control wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50100146) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: charismatic dragon locus Real talk I would hang out with Roberto and James Lovers-Brunch and hit on girls 20 years younger than us in the East Village (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50101420) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: richard clock disappointed Roberto dropped the tight fitted dri-fit with the griffey logo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898334&forum_id=2/en-en#50101574) |