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Went to a "height bar" last night. Tallest guy got to wear a crown. Wild place

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the plac...
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really hope this isn't flame
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Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole ne...
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wow
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Metal Hyperactive Sex Offender National Security Agency

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the place at the beginning of the night and then he gets free drinks. The twist is he has to "defend" his crown. Other men can take it from him, so he can't sit down or lean over. They have a sign behind the bar that says "height is the best defense". Reportedly Dikembe Mutombo used to go there when he was in town and defended his crown successfully multiple times.

Usually though a smaller guy like 6'3 will be the tallest in the bar and is likely to have his crown snatched by other men of smaller stature. It gets crazy with dudes fighting over the crown. Even saw a 5'11 guy use a stepladder to pull off a steal and he successfully ordered a round while crowned before losing it again. The crown makes for a great ice breaker with women, they basically throw themselves at the crowned tall man and shout stuff like "notice me tall king" at him.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: spruce heady feces



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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: rambunctious private investor yarmulke

really hope this isn't flame

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:00 PM
Author: Metal Hyperactive Sex Offender National Security Agency

Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole neighborhood after the tradition

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: rambunctious private investor yarmulke

wow

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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Metal Hyperactive Sex Offender National Security Agency



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire national

And it's such a nice, safe neighborhood too. Y'all should check it out.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: gold station



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed pisswyrm



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: histrionic stead sound barrier



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: Godawful soul-stirring degenerate property



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Metal Hyperactive Sex Offender National Security Agency



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Dull Den Kitty Cat



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: aqua really tough guy gas station



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Metal Hyperactive Sex Offender National Security Agency



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Odious prole



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
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