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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
vigorous free-loading station
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
irradiated faggotry
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
vigorous free-loading station
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
irradiated faggotry
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
vigorous free-loading station
  10/03/12
dat racis
Indecent pocket flask spot
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
pink bespoke garrison
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
charismatic coffee pot
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
bipolar range multi-billionaire
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
outnumbered godawful roommate kitchen
  10/11/12
180
Effete institution
  10/22/12
jesus....
Supple Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
razzle meetinghouse
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
razzle meetinghouse
  12/22/15
still glad
razzle meetinghouse
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razzle-dazzle therapy mexican
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/03/12
prescient
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irradiated faggotry
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Titillating senate
  10/20/14
lol
Saffron Fiercely-loyal Mood Quadroon
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Topaz comical stag film
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
cerebral school telephone
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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Odious Salmon Nursing Home
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Insanely Creepy Chest-beating Chad
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Heady center friendly grandma
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
boyish market
  12/09/12
haha ty
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Misanthropic wonderful mediation
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Light galvanic business firm
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
cerebral school telephone
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Vivacious rebellious degenerate
  10/04/12
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Mildly Autistic Church
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Concupiscible walnut round eye step-uncle's house
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Stirring Sable Office
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/11/12
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Concupiscible walnut round eye step-uncle's house
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/22/12
180
zombie-like goal in life clown
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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Magenta double fault background story
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
sapphire site
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Abusive Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/22/12
lol
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swashbuckling high-end theater
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
irradiated faggotry
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
irradiated faggotry
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
irradiated faggotry
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
buck-toothed primrose ratface
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/30/12
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Silver dashing skinny woman lettuce
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Mildly Autistic Church
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
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swashbuckling high-end theater
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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zombie-like goal in life clown
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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Garnet corner
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Fantasy-prone 180 Lay
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
demanding house
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
swashbuckling high-end theater
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swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
irradiated faggotry
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Effete institution
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
swashbuckling high-end theater
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Shivering Insane Stage
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
cobalt confused bawdyhouse
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
vigorous free-loading station
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
sapphire site
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
fuchsia anal pit
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Burgundy coiffed new version
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Shivering Insane Stage
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
fragrant alpha
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
cerebral school telephone
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
emerald locale
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
charismatic coffee pot
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Shivering Insane Stage
  12/09/12
Lies
Provocative Rose Menage
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Shivering Insane Stage
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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zombie-like goal in life clown
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
boyish market
  12/09/12
180.
swashbuckling high-end theater
  12/09/12
lol
honey-headed trump supporter toilet seat
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
irradiated faggotry
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
swashbuckling high-end theater
  01/12/13
Update?
Misanthropic wonderful mediation
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doobsian useless brakes hell
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Misanthropic wonderful mediation
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Second page!?
Low-t Flickering Sandwich Lodge
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I want a fucking update.
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hairraiser maize love of her life
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Has the hippo tired?
frozen gay wizard
  07/08/13
update?
Drab base
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swashbuckling high-end theater
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Big theater stage
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
laughsome lake cuckoldry
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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hairraiser maize love of her life
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Any updates?
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Misanthropic wonderful mediation
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anyone heard anything about this?
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bearded messiness address
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I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Misanthropic wonderful mediation
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Silver dashing skinny woman lettuce
  02/12/15
lets do this
emerald locale
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
contagious national masturbator
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gots to get mine ofs
Provocative Rose Menage
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
contagious national masturbator
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Marvelous Brethren
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Electric box office half-breed
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
beta bright area
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the latest?
Misanthropic wonderful mediation
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op literally died before the hippo
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Misanthropic wonderful mediation
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading station

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading station

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading station

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Indecent pocket flask spot

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: pink bespoke garrison

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: bipolar range multi-billionaire

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: outnumbered godawful roommate kitchen

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Effete institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Candlestick Maker

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle therapy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Titillating senate



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Saffron Fiercely-loyal Mood Quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Topaz comical stag film

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: cerebral school telephone

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace giraffe

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: crimson frum hall pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Odious Salmon Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chest-beating Chad

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Heady center friendly grandma

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: boyish market

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Histrionic Elastic Band

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Light galvanic business firm

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: cerebral school telephone

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Vivacious rebellious degenerate

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Church

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible walnut round eye step-uncle's house

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Stirring Sable Office

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible walnut round eye step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Low-t Flickering Sandwich Lodge

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: bronze rambunctious property toaster

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stubborn cruise ship dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Magenta double fault background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: sapphire site

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Abusive Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle therapy mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed primrose ratface

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Silver dashing skinny woman lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Church

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: lascivious circlehead

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: zombie-like goal in life clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Garnet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone 180 Lay

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: demanding house

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: irradiated faggotry

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Effete institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: cobalt confused bawdyhouse

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: vigorous free-loading station

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: sapphire site

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed reading party resort

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: fuchsia anal pit

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Burgundy coiffed new version

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: irradiated faggotry

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: aromatic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Floppy talking stead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: fragrant alpha

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: cerebral school telephone

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored self-absorbed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: emerald locale

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating potus native

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative Rose Menage

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Shivering Insane Stage

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: bearded messiness address

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: boyish market

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: honey-headed trump supporter toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: slap-happy cocky wrinkle principal's office

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Sickened Hissy Fit Striped Hyena

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: French Forum Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: irradiated faggotry

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: doobsian useless brakes hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Low-t Flickering Sandwich Lodge

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Floppy talking stead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Metal internet-worthy trust fund fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Garnet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: hairraiser maize love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: frozen gay wizard

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Drab base

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Electric box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Big theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: laughsome lake cuckoldry

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Vengeful spectacular church building

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Magenta double fault background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: hairraiser maize love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Marvelous Brethren

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Turquoise Cracking Parlor Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: bronze rambunctious property toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Effete institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: fighting bbw brunch

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: bearded messiness address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: frozen gay wizard

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Silver dashing skinny woman lettuce

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Silver dashing skinny woman lettuce

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: emerald locale

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: contagious national masturbator

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Provocative Rose Menage

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: contagious national masturbator

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Marvelous Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Sexy mind-boggling rehab mental disorder

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Sadistic point associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Titillating senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: crimson frum hall pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Blue narrow-minded library knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Submissive university

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Magenta double fault background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Mint exhilarant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Curious Deer Antler Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Clear Racy Plaza Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Sadistic point associate

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Talented haunting casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: pungent erotic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Electric box office half-breed

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: beta bright area

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: pungent erotic abode

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Underhanded iridescent indian lodge legal warrant

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Exciting dead nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Hateful sooty psychic party of the first part

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: green vibrant tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: passionate headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Trip nofapping heaven gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: bateful orchid keepsake machete weed whacker

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Big theater stage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: cerebral school telephone

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Big theater stage

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: cerebral school telephone

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: pungent erotic abode

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Drunken stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Red sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating internal respiration ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: carnelian crackhouse



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Trip nofapping heaven gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful mediation

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/en-en#50112233)