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itt name people you would vote for for congress if they ran
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Orange weed whacker house/senate. assume everyone in the world meets the eligibility requirements, because honestly they probably do at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996442) |
Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Knife Madison Cawthorn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Orange weed whacker the handicapped guy who looked like tom brady? why him? i dont remember his politics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: swashbuckling site genital piercing he's not even capable of "running" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50004916) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: heady antidepressant drug Boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996449) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Orange weed whacker is boom still with us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: heady antidepressant drug Wherever two or more gather in his name, he is there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996464) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Ruby mother gay wizard Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49998988) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: White Provocative Love Of Her Life Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996452) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: aqua startled business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996658) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Ocher Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: coral contagious parlor candlestick maker tommyt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996454) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: beady-eyed pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996469) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: gold generalized bond bawdyhouse I'd vote him to be Emperor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996936) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Ruby mother gay wizard Captain Emperor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49998989) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: beady-eyed pervert Oi! Treason! I will not go quietly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000087) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Trip halford JK Roher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996456) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Massie Tommy (as the other poster said) Myself One of my friends (but only one of them) Ron Paul even at 90+ or whatever the fuck he is now TBF for the fucking pure, unadulterated lolz and headlines Maybe buttcheeks Stealing MTG from the world's greatest paralegal nyuug
Don't really know other principled people |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison I actually immediately thought of you when I saw people naming poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996490) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Thanks, that's actually flattering. I would genuinely put the oath of office and duty to the country ahead of my life and my family's lives. The country is completely lost without this level of conviction, but it's almost impossible to to find anyone with it
And even then, you need the double whammy of the candidate/politician not really caring about money. That's why it's so hard: most people have one or the other, but not both qualities |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison cr, there's barely anyone actually seeking power with that level of conviction and resistance to bribery
(this is the poaster who volunteered for that Green Party candidate in CA btw) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy That's doubly nice because I know we're on different sides of certain things. But that's exactly the type of crossover we need to break the stranglehold of the uniparty. I would cross over too for someone I could trust to be honest about their intentions as long as they were on the same page about certain core things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996566) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison exactly, I would consider voting for someone right-leaning if they had principles and if I agreed with the central tenets of the platform. like if you ran on a platform where the main things were e.g. anti-corruption and cutting defense spending/ending foreign intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996603) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen you're both fucking morons there is no uniparty in any meaningful sense. oh shit! they agree on something where i have the other position! uniparty alert! uniparty alert! even moderate dems and gop have substantial policy differences on important issues
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison I've seen hundreds of your poasts now, and I don't remember what it was about, but only one of them didn't contain a fucking horrible take. not just Bad Takes but awful, completely wrong ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996618) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen i've seen six of your posts. all in this thread. and you're a durr durr fucking moron. peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996651) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Floppy Sex Offender Menage wow lmao
even our worst poasters can sometimes deliver lethal wins like this, truly incredible i really like it here |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison cr really creative and devastating stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996688) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy I look past STATED policy differences to examine ACTUAL policy implementations. And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences
You're the quintessential example of my carve out for there having to be some baseline level of agreement on core issues, because even though you're too stupid to hide your bullshit, you're so virulently debased and dumb that you're just categorically unsupportable |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen "And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences" no there isn't unless you have some really dumbass limited durr durr 'policy implementations' provide some examples, dipshit. |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Monetary policy The warfare state Abdicating Congressional power to the Executive Immigration FISA (or really wholesale abridgment of civil rights) Campaign finance Israel / Zionism Empire Insider trading and other corruption Protection for incumbents The dual party system Epsteinism Eminent domain Anti-white discrimination H1Bs / destroying the middle class Outsourcing / Globalization Corporate consolidation Media cooption and concentration
Etc.
How about you show broad examples of the supposed profound differences? You'll prove your point if you can significantly outnumber my off the top of the head list |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen okay, on which of these overlapping policies do elizabeth warren and ted cruz overlap? aoc and jim jordan? |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Happy to get into that once you put your list up to comply with your own made up bullshit. Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997091) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen i'm not going to waste my time with your stupid proposition. show us the overlaps between conservatives and libs you're going durr durr they both support imperialism because they live in the usa they both support big government because they are in it they both support big war because they have investments in weapon manufacturers durrrrrr you stupid pussies are acting like there is no difference between the gop and dem candidates except in a few cases. that's stupid and wrong |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy You abjectly retarded, mouth-breathing homosexual, it was your own condition to list shit out, not mine
At least somewhere in your 40 watt intellect, there appears to be a dim understanding that going further down the path is dangerous, so you scamper away like a cockroach, using retard speech to hide the fact that you just pissed down your own leg. You deserve credit for that |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen lol, stupid faggot Jim Jordan and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez primarily agree on protecting civil liberties against government surveillance, regulating facial recognition technology, and curbing the unchecked influence of Big Tech. While they sit on opposite ends of the political spectrum and are ranked among the least bipartisan members of Congress, they share overlapping populist views on a few specific issues. Facial Recognition and Surveillance During House Oversight Committee hearings, both lawmakers expressed deep concerns about the government's misuse of biometric data.Banning unchecked government use.Protecting First Amendment rights.Guarding Fourth Amendment privacy.Implementing a federal moratorium.💻 Big Tech InfluenceWhile their underlying motivations differ, both lawmakers frequently target the power of dominant technology platforms.Breaking up tech monopolies.Challenging corporat platform power.Questioning algorithmic data control. AI Deepfake RegulationBoth lawmakers have engaged on legislative paths to counter the spread of nonconsensual, AI-generated content. Passing the DEFIANCE Act. Protecting children from exploitation.Holding bad actors accountable.AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen Sens. Ted Cruz and Elizabeth Warren find rare bipartisan agreement on reining in Big Tech, reforming disaster relief, supporting veterans, and protecting individuals from conservatorship abuse. While they sit on opposite ends of the political spectrum, they have occasionally crossed the aisle to co-sponsor legislation or align on specific public issues. Key Areas of Bipartisan Agreement Big Tech Regulation: Both lawmakers frequently criticize the immense power of Silicon Valley. Ted Cruz publicly defended Elizabeth Warren when Facebook temporarily pulled her campaign ads, agreeing with her that massive social media platforms wield too much power over free speech.Disaster Relief Reform: The duo jointly introduced the Regional Impact of Disasters and Emergencies Relief (RIDER) Act. This legislation aims to modify FEMA rules so communities facing cumulative natural disaster damage can receive federal assistance across county or state lines. Veteran Appreciation: They co-introduced a bipartisan resolution in the Senate to formally designate “Military Retiree Appreciation Day” to honor the life-long service of military retirees.Conservatorship Abuse: Both senators aligned during the high-profile legal battle over pop star Britney Spears' conservatorship. They used their platforms to express public support for the #FreeBritney movement, demanding scrutiny of strict legal arrangements that strip individuals of financial and personal autonomy. Strategic and Tactical Overlaps Beyond direct policy agreements, the two have occasionally shared identical political tactics. For instance, both senators famously protested a $1.1 trillion government spending bill. Warren fought the bill to protect Wall Street bank regulations, while Cruz fought it over immigration rules, demonstrating a shared populist willingness to disrupt party leadership to make a point. |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen holy fuck. with the overlap between libs and conservatives, i can't believe we have two political parties. we sure don't need two. one is enough. they're all the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000156) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Your remit was to provide "some examples" of there being much more overlap between our two party system on items of importance than there are differences
I listed a bunch of off the top of my head, most of which are important and broad, and challenged you to exceed my list with your own list of broad areas of importance in which there are serious fucking differences and set an easy win condition for you
Instead of rising to the challenge, you've shrunk away in terror, firing off desperate poasts like an octopus emptying its ink sac to escape from danger |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen they don't agree on the items in your list, dipshit. they only "agree" by happenstance and for different reasons which is not really agreeing. communism and capitalism are the same things based on how you view things you're really fucking stupid |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Guy who can't even think of a few things to support his position off the top of his head calling other people stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50001323) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen sure, dipshit. every single political issue you haven't named |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison (guy who's probably retarded enough to think AOC is far left)
as FF alluded to, you need to pay attention to what politicians DO instead of what they SAY |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen aoc is far left. just because some even stupider pieces of shit are further to the left doesn't mean she's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49998975) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy LOL that you don't even realize you're opining on a system that is barely to the left and barely to the right of dead center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000127) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen they're both americans! they are the same! fucking fuckface, you are really stupid. oh so edgy. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy You don't know what far left looks like if you think AOC meets that standard, just like you don't understand what far right means if you think Ted Cruz or whatever limp-wristed fag you jerk off to is far right
You've proven you know how to use "the google," so why not look up Lenin for the left and Mussolini for the right and have that tiny mind of yours get blown |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen lol at your tard reasoning new york and california are close to each other because england and japan are farther apart |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Floppy Sex Offender Menage Marjorie Taylor Green (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996475) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Ocher Point Tucker Carlson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996664) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: translucent trump supporter Theodore Kaczynski (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996675) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49999014) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Cobalt Base Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000602) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: Bright field yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50004898) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Cowardly Hideous Box Office Kitty Cat Michael Cohen Michael Avenatti |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Avocado Talented Background Story Stead John Rocker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996685) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: twinkling sandwich matthew mcconaughey (assuming he doesn’t run for Texas Governor, which he would win easily) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996687) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Slap-happy Plaza Deer Antler 🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: translucent trump supporter Scott Ritter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996728) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison dude fell into not one but TWO pedo sting ops. he thinks he's the victim because he was targeted by the state for political reasons, but imo that's irrelevant to the fact that he fell for their traps.
the first time, he tried to meet up with someone pretending to be a 16yo girl
the second time wasn't quite as bad because (according to him) the cop pretended to be an adult who had a fetish for pretending to be a little girl. and then they filmed him jerking off as the cop repeatedly said, "I'm 15, I'm 15!" ... not nearly as bad as trying to fuck a kid, but I still think that's pedo-adjacent |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: translucent trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997148) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison oh sorry, technically it's hebephilia/ephebophilia 🤓 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997150) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: translucent trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997153) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison (Scott Ritter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997154) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: translucent trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997161) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: translucent trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997178) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison lmao at you editing all your creepy rants here. I was already thinking you sounded like TMF; you going back and blanking them makes me think it probably was, and either MND saw or you didn't want her to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50004904) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: lavender excitant stage mel gibson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49996933) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Transparent space pisswyrm i have come to the conclusion that only i (and i alone) am fit for congress. thank you for your attention to this matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997156) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy I'm not sure about you, but one of the few liberals I would vote for is Dennis Kucinich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997168) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Transparent space pisswyrm there was some quality kucinichwifethreading back in the day. bro didn't just punch above his weight, he went straight to the moon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997180) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49997183) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen Considered one of the most politically liberal members of Congress during his tenure, Kucinich unsuccessfully ran for president in the 2004 and 2008 Democratic primaries. you're a retard |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy I'm impressed that someone of your limited abilities figured out how to operate "the google" to look him up
I'm far away from him on many things, but he is honest, upstanding, and will tell you exactly where he is on things so you can organize against them if you're not on board
That's about all I can ask for from a politician and more than you'd get from almost any other Congressman during my adult life |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen , lisped the guy who supported pence here, take the conch and go stand over there |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy I did support Pence...in 2020 when I voted for Trump. You're either too dumb to remember who the VP pick was in 2020, or you supported Biden. Either way, how embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000185) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen you aren't an attorney, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50000609) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Right now, I'm a special ed teacher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50001329) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: greedy at-the-ready corner liquid oxygen clever, but retards don't teach retards, retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50005115) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: Stimulating Office better question is who would you flip parties for. jewish dems would vote for Hitler if he had a (D) next to his name (ref: Graham Platner) and shitlib pro-palestine anarchists would vote for Netanyahu for the the same reason. I'm planning on flipping one of my senate votes in 2028 from R to D currently unless something changes. Would be the first time I've ever voted Dem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49998420) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Ruby mother gay wizard Larry David (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#49998990) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Internet-worthy plum garrison Fucking Fuckface Jon Stewart Thomas Massie Butch Ware Krystal Ball Glenn Greenwald Ryan Grim Viggo Mortensen if he's allowed Roger Waters if he's allowed (ik he's an asshole but he has good values)
my list includes everything from Libertarians to Green Party members. if their platform is stuff I care about (no more wars / cutting defense spending is #1) I would consider voting for any party affiliation. but I'm much more likely to vote for someone outside of the major two parties than a D or R. |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: sticky theater stage ladyboy Should have thought of Glenn myself. Good choice.
It made me realize that I should have included Snowden in my list |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Bright field yarmulke luis mpa backspace |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Filthy hominid gas station Blake Neff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2/en-en#50004908) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: topaz sick station wagecucks The Big Valbowski https://www.ringsidenews.com/ex-wwe-star-val-venis-receives-death-threats-lgbtq-controversy/
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