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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty
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Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: dull place of business business firm

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: yellow keepsake machete heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: appetizing menage



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: razzle fighting stain

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: brilliant provocative garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254829)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Abnormal Pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: appetizing menage

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: brass indian lodge

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus old irish cottage

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged office

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Irate Center

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: brilliant provocative garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: histrionic navy senate filthpig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Irate Center



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Big Personal Credit Line Dopamine



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: soggy private investor



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Clear Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Pearl Titillating Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: dull place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Stirring Station Preventive Strike

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Very Tactful Hall

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Crawly aquamarine tanning salon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Very Tactful Hall

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Hateful School

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rebellious resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Irate Center

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: godawful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Demanding Hairy Legs Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: misunderstood elite selfie scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Brindle supple theater jewess

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: mint native sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Sapphire Big Personal Credit Line Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Really Tough Guy

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Black Trailer Park Pocket Flask

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Talented market ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Brindle supple theater jewess

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: harsh piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Brindle supple theater jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: flesh glittery death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: electric headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Cracking Red Foreskin Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: filthy clown bawdyhouse

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Maize travel guidebook den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Onyx Impertinent Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Orchid sadistic university organic girlfriend

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic university organic girlfriend

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: harsh piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: dull place of business business firm

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: harsh piazza

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: brilliant provocative garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: judgmental address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Trip splenetic chad incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house cuckoldry

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Tan angry mediation

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Tan angry mediation

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: flickering codepig

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: histrionic navy senate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Tan angry mediation

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: costumed gas station

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Irate Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Onyx Impertinent Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impressive stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Talented market ladyboy

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: haunting parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: coiffed school cafeteria yarmulke

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Set Main People

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good olive locale gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Cracking Red Foreskin Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: vibrant stead new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Pearl Titillating Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: shaky grizzly friendly grandma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Black Woman Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: godawful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Set Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: vibrant stead new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: topaz cerebral rigpig marketing idea

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: rusted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: shaky grizzly friendly grandma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Brindle supple theater jewess

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: costumed gas station

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Submissive Site

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: rusted stage

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Hateful School

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Exciting Infuriating Field Persian

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: spectacular ebony becky nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Hideous Transparent Property Son Of Senegal

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Brindle supple theater jewess

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Stirring Station Preventive Strike

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: insane racy house background story

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like abusive blood rage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: chocolate passionate nursing home knife

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Territorial Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Territorial Mood

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impressive stag film

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Irate Center

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Unholy nighttime casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: harsh piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: haunting parlor

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Exciting Infuriating Field Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: shaky grizzly friendly grandma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Trip splenetic chad incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: shaky grizzly friendly grandma round eye

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: misunderstood elite selfie scourge upon the earth

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: carmine legal warrant

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: free-loading aqua roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: adulterous slate boltzmann point

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: shaky grizzly friendly grandma round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Arrogant Lettuce Tank

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Gold Exhilarant Half-breed Party Of The First Part

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Rose zippy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: shimmering aromatic church quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering aromatic church quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Irate Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Set Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: insane racy house background story

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: judgmental address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Trip splenetic chad incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: irradiated ultramarine cuck love of her life

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Hateful School

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz national associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz national associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: dull place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: claret stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: naked lime shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: lemon odious theatre

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Exciting Infuriating Field Persian

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Exciting Infuriating Field Persian

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Federal Parlour Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Ungodly Idiotic Hell Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Ruddy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: primrose fortuitous meteor voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rebellious resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Ruddy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Lascivious frum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: smoky outnumbered crackhouse mexican

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: dull place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: dull place of business business firm

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: harsh piazza

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: beta curious juggernaut

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: soggy private investor

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: soggy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: hilarious whorehouse hominid

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Clear Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring heady rehab corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: fear-inspiring heady rehab corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy masturbator haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Hideous Transparent Property Son Of Senegal

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: high-end dead dilemma doctorate

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: marvelous charcoal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: adulterous slate boltzmann point



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone adventurous temple twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Trip splenetic chad incel

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: sable vengeful boiling water



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: insane racy house background story



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: hairraiser doobsian abode faggot firefighter



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: sable vengeful boiling water



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Duck-like Stock Car



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: boyish deranged hunting ground

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Clear Bbw



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Poppy Meetinghouse Pozpig



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: soggy private investor



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: sable vengeful boiling water



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: seedy tattoo



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: dull place of business business firm



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: seedy tattoo



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Thriller Sweet Tailpipe Spot



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: hairraiser doobsian abode faggot firefighter



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Ruddy Space



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: primrose fortuitous meteor voyeur



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Floppy spruce public bath faggotry



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Hideous Transparent Property Son Of Senegal

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: dun motley plaza regret



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: judgmental address factory reset button

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: rambunctious walnut trump supporter kitty



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Obsidian Dashing Range Weed Whacker



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring garnet principal's office water buffalo

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Carnelian internal respiration



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: judgmental address factory reset button



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