Date: August 7th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: little fish in a big Online pond
I've been closely following the "burrito discourse" on X dot com and other online platforms because I think it's a really important and consequential dialogue. With all this talk about burritos, it made me really crave a burrito myself, so I stopped by Chipotle for lunch yesterday.
I picked out a burrito with some meat that was called some Spanish(?) word that I didn't recognize and got all the fixins with it. I was surprised to see that it only came out to $13.79 including tax though. Maybe Ben Shapiro was right about burrito prices? Or was it Matt Walsh who said that they were less than $20 now? I already forgot.
I was in a positive and generous mood so when I was ringing it up with the cashier, I just gave him a $20 and told him to "keep the change." He was a young racially ambiguous kid with one of those "zoomer" broccoli haircuts, probably right out of college, with a blank expression on his face. I figured he could really use the extra money. But he flatly told me that it's "against corporate policy" to accept tips, and said that he couldn't take my money.
I tried to insist that he just pocket the money and no one could possibly know or get him in trouble - we were the only two people in the room. But he said there were Flock cameras in the lobby that would use AI to recognize that there was extra money that changed hands, and he would lose his job. I got a little too frustrated and lost control and told him "who cares, you shouldn't be a wageslave cuck anyway" and this pissed him off and he accused me of "disrespecting" him and the situation spiraled out of control from there.
His fat non-binary "manager" came out and told me that I had to leave, and that she "would call the cops right now, but they already abolished the police in our city." I called her a "kikeslave" and threw the extra money on the ground and told her to pick it up and then stormed out. I ended up forgetting my burrito in all the confusion which really sucked. When I looked back as I was walking to my cybertruck I saw her picking up the change off the ground but she had to do it one bill and coin at a time and take breaks between them because it made her so out of breath.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890390&forum_id=2/en-en#50051517)